[Butt Pirate]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

Good sir, did you even read my post?
i am not a female impersonator, my name was not even originally a females one.
I struggle to see how you could possibly bring that conclusion from a post that stated i was not female and never led you to believe i was, at least not on purpose.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

Young Lady?
I believe you are mistaken, for i am a male.

So you're a female impersonator? Are you that "woman" from The Crying Game? You just got an infraction, buster.

[Butt Pirate]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

Young Lady?
I believe you are mistaken, for i am a male.
The only reason why my name would possibly lead you to believing me to be a female is because one of your *Extraordinarily creative* admins has changed my name to this gibberish, nice to see you doing your job

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

beat it till it succumbs.

This is a Christian forum, young lady. Sexual innuendos are NOT tolerated. Cut the bawdy talk, or you will be banned.

[Butt Pirate]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

I do not have a problem when somebody wishes to keep and eye out for there family's well being, but when it comes down to this topic, not only is it degrading to the wife and women all together, it is also Highly illegal in any country, surely you can put down the bible long enough to pick up the great big book of laws?
If you keep going at this rate you will no doubt be sent to prison, most likely for sexual violations or some form of holy crusade, from the attitude that I've seen so far your motto seems to be; If it ain't christian, beat it till it succumbs.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

He wishes to view another mans wife's genitalia via live stream, i do not see that as much of a leap from a brothel, in a way it is worse.

He was trying to be helpful. Women are weak, sinful creatures. He offered to keep an eye on another man's wife's cooter to make sure that the wife was staying out of mischief, or rather that mischief was staying out of her. Brother Eliot is selfless and giving, a True Humanitarian™. Do you have a problem with that?

[Butt Pirate]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

How dare you try to tempt Brother Eliot into sin! He has a sterling and wholesome reputation, and you would just love to see it tarnished, wouldn't you, harlot? I'm surprised you're not trying to straddle the man yourself.

He wishes to view another mans wife's genitalia via live stream, i do not see that as much of a leap from a brothel, in a way it is worse.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

visit a brothel

How dare you try to tempt Brother Eliot into sin! He has a sterling and wholesome reputation, and you would just love to see it tarnished, wouldn't you, harlot? I'm surprised you're not trying to straddle the man yourself.

[Butt Pirate]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

And you can't watch 24/7, so you better send us a link so we can help.

You sicken me, the very suggestion of the idea sets me into an state of unease.
If you wish to watch such activity's as that then why not visit a brothel, it seems that it would be the only place you would fit in with a statement like that!

[Butt Pirate]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

Talk about the medieval approach.
I had no idea that "Chastity belts" were still under production, the fact they are both disturbs me, and makes me burst out with laughter.

Keep up the good work.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

Which atheist would you be referring to?

Why, Mr. Wilde, I only see one atheist in this thread-- every one else appears to be sincere and heartfelt in their love of Christ!

By the way, I love your user name; Wilde! It sounds so exciting and manly, the sort of name a real man should have, like you settle things with your fists, not with sarcastic barbs and effeminate innuendo. Is it your given name?

[Oscar Wilde]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

Which atheist would you be referring to?

[Nobar King]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

Just what we need is more atheists messing up our forum. Don't you have anything else to do?

[Oscar Wilde]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

I'm 18.

"True Christian™ girls adore and obey their husbands as if he were Jesus Christ made flesh."

Sounds like Misogyny mixed with a superiority complex.

I think you need to spend some time learning your limits. These ideas are beyond your understanding as a woman.

[Deaner]

Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

Are you serious? I hope you aren't.

Do we look like we're joking Mr. Six billion years ago a giant bang just sort of happened and that's why we're all here?