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  • Comatoserocker
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    Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    -The video starts with a rainbow comming out of a bunch of noodles. This is basically gay witchcraft. Not a good start for a music video if you ask me.
    Gay witchcraft? It's called "special effects" You old people know nothing about technology. And you spelled "coming" incorrectly. Not a good start for a thread if you ask me.

    - Pushes over a trashcan at 0:30 showing rebellion against God.
    So, pushing over a trash can is rebellion against God? What do I trash cans have to do with God? You're pretty much saying that God is trash.

    -Now the most horrible part starts at 1:40. A grown man (probably a cathlic) in a panda costume randomly sits in a chinese food restaurant looking for young girls.
    Do you have to over analyze everything? It's a music video, it's not supposed to make sense! And your wrong about the man being Catholic, I'm positive that he's a baptist, I mean, a craptist.

    -1:47 Now you might ask what the Hell is going on here.
    The cathlic pedophile (in a Panda costume)somehow is now in a park with the girl waiting to pull her behind a tree.
    I've watched the music video, and the craptist panda never does that. You're just making stuff up now.

    -At 2:14 the Panda man gets revealed. Of course its a Negro.
    Yes, a grown up black Negro in a panda Costume plays monopoly with a bunch of underage girls. Liberal media at its best.

    Again, don't analyze videos made by 11 year olds.

    In Conclusion, don't let your children watch "chinese food" because it is liberal God hating propaganda.
    In conclusion, you're wrong.
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 06-01-2016, 12:16 PM.

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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
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    Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet

    Multiculturalists, I point my finger at you and say "you made this happen"!
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 09-17-2024, 10:07 AM.

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  • Des
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    Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet

    Brother, you have stumbled upon something far more dire than you could possibly imagine!

    Since the dawn of the internet, the Deep Web has whispered about a monster that preys upon innocent children; PEDOBEAR!

    Pedobear uses candy and 'hip' language to lure unsuspecting children to their lost chastity, then leaves his mocking signature mark on 4chan, taunting the police who have never managed to catch him.

    It seems now though that he has finally slipped up and shown his predictably black face. And while it is too late for the girls in the video, perhaps now the police can use this video evidence to identify and apprehend this pedophile.

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  • "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet

    I am getting sick and tired of all these liberal God hating kids on youtube getting funded entire music videos by their rich parents. I remember my parents never bought me anything.

    Now lets analyse a song called "Chinese Food" by Alison Gold and we look if it has some Chrstian values.




    -The video starts with a rainbow comming out of a bunch of noodles. This is basically gay witchcraft. Not a good start for a music video if you ask me.

    -The singer says she goes "clubbing" at the start... But wait a second. A 12 year old goes clubbing? Certainly shes a whore.

    - Pushes over a trashcan at 0:30 showing rebellion against God.

    -Now the most horrible part starts at 1:40. A grown man (probably a cathlic) in a panda costume randomly sits in a chinese food restaurant looking for young girls.

    -1:47 Now you might ask what the Hell is going on here.
    The cathlic pedophile (in a Panda costume)somehow is now in a park with the girl waiting to pull her behind a tree.

    -At 2:14 the Panda man gets revealed. Of course its a Negro.
    Yes, a grown up black Negro in a panda Costume plays monopoly with a bunch of underage girls. Liberal media at its best.

    In Conclusion, don't let your children watch "chinese food" because it is liberal God hating propaganda.
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