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  • Romeo Rovagnati
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    Terrible news everyone: a circus played a Satanic song from this game in from of the Holy Father!

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by People are people View Post
    Wow I have a lot of work ahead of me dont I. Anyway lets start at the top! First off we have a pansexual gender confused child. So let's see ah here we go Pansexual Adjective Of relating to or characterized by sexual desire or attraction that is not limited to people of a particular gender identity or sexual orientation Well! That's cleared up! Onwards! So skeleton brothers in an not a as you said incest relationship you say? Um ah well huh I can't find any evidence of that. They act like typical brothers do so unless you think incest I should what typical brotherly behaviour is like if so I pray that you were able to live through your childhood with sanity than I don't see anything wrong! For your sake I will skip the part about Flowey the love flower since you are actually half right. So lesbian dyke fish? Fun fact anime is real. Done. That happened. Next a female spider? GASP WOW A FEMALE SPIDER WHAT A MARVEL AMAZING SO RARE WONDERFUL THEY TOTALLY DONT ACTUALLY EXIST. Okay, so got that done. Next transgender robot I dunno. Isnt every show host the same thing? Im not sure what makes Mettaton that different. Atheist ghost? Hes crying because you wont speak to him and instead make assumptions and call him atheist. Hugs Napster You just need to show him a bit of love! Anyway forward! So lesbian dinosaur? Shes gonna burn in hell cause of reasons. God never put being gay in the commandments but HE TOTALLY MEANT IT DUDES.
    Whooooops .. God TOTALLY DID put the gay in His commandments. Every gay should be killed and every gay rape victim should be killed too. HOMEWORK: Find the Bible references for this RATING: VERY EASY

    HE JUST FORGOT. SURE. BECAUSE GOD FORGETS. Also you wanna follow gods rules? Well here ya go because I can quote bible verses too: REMEMBER. EVERYONE MUST PARTICIPATE IN THE STONING. Have fun! Next up my precious Sans. Again not incest. Second he only tries to kill you if you KILLED HIS INNOCENT AND SIN FREE BROTHER YOU GOD DAMN MURDERER. Anyway its late where I am so I'll get to the next paragraph later! Four things. One call the characters by their names if you want to insult them. Two if you wanna call a game satanic go attack a game with actual references to Satan or Hell in it like Doom or a very sinful game like GTA. Three Id bet good money that you will call me a heathen or other name so Im ready. You also might block me because my points are way too sophisticated for your tastes
    Your points are not sophisticated. Thank you for contributing.

    if I say so myself. And four the moral of Undertale is not to judge people by how they first seem and by how you are trying to crush its selfesteem Id say the dear old Annoying Dog got you. Anyway have a nice day and Ill be back when I'm ready to continue my ah talkthrough of your essay. Have a nice day!

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by abigailxx View Post
    i understand what you are saying, but sans and papyrus are NOT in an incest relationship. they are simply brothers.
    Rectal sex is plain wrong, friend. It does matter how the two are related. Just because two brothers share a bed does not mean they must engage in perversion as well. What is wrong with you people?
    Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
    Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

    1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

    Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
    Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

    Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
    Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
    Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

    Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
    Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
    Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
    Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by abigailxx View Post
    i understand what you are saying, but sans and papyrus are NOT in an incest relationship. they are simply brothers.
    With stage names like "sans" and "papyrus"?! Yep, sounds like gay incest to me!

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  • abigailxx
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    i understand what you are saying, but sans and papyrus are NOT in an incest relationship. they are simply brothers.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by People are people View Post
    Wow...I have a lot of work ahead of me, don't I. Anyway, lets start at the top! First off, we have...a 'pansexual (gender confused)' child. So, let's see......ah, here we go!
    "Pansexual|Adjective| • Of, relating to, or characterized by sexual desire or attraction that is not limited
    I just deleted the bit I didn't read.

    There is no such thing as a "pansexual" Christian.

    This is a Christian forum.

    Well, that was easy!

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  • Elmer G. White
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    Originally posted by People are people View Post
    ...stuff...
    Dear sinner,

    Please allow me to assess your username. It states that people are people, which, obviously, is not only circular reasoning but also untrue if we consider the message of the Bible. People are not necessarily people until they accept Jesus as their Redeemer. This is clearly stated in a nice verse, as follows:

    1 Peter 2:10
    Which in time past were not a people, but are now the people of God: which had not obtained mercy, but now have obtained mercy.


    We
    are happy to be among those who have obtained mercy! I must also say that I have absolutely no idea what the rest of your post was about, and I sincerely hope and pray that you revise the American grammar and its alphabet. Thank you for your interest in God's Favorite Forum!


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer

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  • People are people
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    Originally posted by Mister Brasil View Post
    Is that also how you feel about the works of Magritte and child pornography? Sometimes a cigar is not even a cigar? Just trying to get a feel for where you're coming from.
    .......those are entirely different. Child porn was recorded. Undertale was not. If it was, the greater sin would be trying to record with a camera of that quality. Child porn actually happened. Talking goats, sadly, did not, unless you count my friend Mister Screaming Goat. So...DIFFERENCE. Thank you for your time.
    The lords follower, W

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  • People are people
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    Originally posted by FredClevland View Post
    Hello fellow Christians,


    Now that I am a forum member, I can share my findings on this " satanic " game named Undertale. The basic synopsis is as followed - A pansexual ( gender confused ) child falls into the middle volcano and meet and female goat and two skeleton brothers who are in a incest relationship. They greet you puzzles and you kill the tall one ( or in the "pacifist" route, not kill him). You can do the same with the short blue one later in the game. You also meet a talking flower who is a heathen sent by the devil to lead you down the path of evil. There are more bosses like a lesbian dyke fish, a female spider, a transgender robot,and the ghost of a atheist who cries as a attack. In the middle, you meet a lesbian dinosaur ( who will burn in hell according to 1 Corinthians 6:9 )- she will give a phone and tells you to destroy the before mentioned transgender robot abomination she created. Before facing the king, you meet with the shorter brother of the previously mentioned incest couple. He attacks you says you should be burning in hell ( no doubt to those who are fans of this game and their parents who allowed them to play this satanic garbage).

    After, you stock up on food to heal you and you face King Assgore. This King is not God, and has commented adultery by divorcing his wife. The king fights the pansexual confused child and the ending depends on the route. If you spare the ( probably gay ) King, you will instead fight the flower character. He goes into a monstrous forum where he declares himself God. After you defeat the flower you will all go up to the surface to spread your atheist beliefs on the public. If you go the genocide route, the king is raped ( and probably enjoyed it ) to death by the flower, who you kill after that. Another character appears at the end named Chara, the first child who fell into the volcano. She asks if you want to join " it " in destroying the world. Saying no causes a jump scare where you die and the game closes itself. This game ad least is pixel style graphics instead of realistic; but that doesn't excuse it for being the satanic propaganda it is.





    Wow...I have a lot of work ahead of me, don't I. Anyway, lets start at the top! First off, we have...a 'pansexual (gender confused)' child. So, let's see......ah, here we go!
    "Pansexual|Adjective| • Of, relating to, or characterized by sexual desire or attraction that is not limited to people of a particular gender identity or sexual orientation" ***suspicious link removed***
    Well! That's cleared up! Onwards! So...skeleton brothers in an (not 'a', as you said) incest relationship, you say? Um.....ah.....well......huh. I....can't find any evidence of that. They...act like typical brothers do, so unless you think incest I should what typical brotherly behaviour is like (if so, I pray that you were able to live through your childhood with sanity), than I don't see anything wrong! For your sake, I will skip the part about Flowey the love flower since you are actually half right. So...lesbian dyke fish? Fun fact, anime is real. Done. That happened. Next...a female spider?GASP. WOW. A FEMALE SPIDER. WHAT A MARVEL. AMAZING. SO RARE. WONDERFUL. THEY TOTALLY DONT ACTUALLY EXIST. Okay, so got that done. Next, transgender robot...I dunno. Isn't every show host the same thing? I'm not sure what makes Mettaton that different. Atheist ghost? He's crying because you won't speak to him and instead make assumptions and call him atheist. *Hugs Napster* You just need to show him a bit of love! Anyway, forward! So...lesbian dinosaur? She's gonna burn in hell cause of...reasons. God never put being gay in the commandments but HE TOTALLY MEANT IT DUDES. HE JUST FORGOT. SURE. BECAUSE GOD FORGETS. Also, you wanna follow gods rules? Well here ya go, because I can quote bible verses too:***False non-KJV reference to Godly Deuteronomy removed by mdoerator***
    REMEMBER. EVERYONE MUST PARTICIPATE IN THE STONING. Have fun! Next up, my precious Sans. Again, not incest. Second, he only tries to kill you if you KILLED HIS INNOCENT AND SIN FREE BROTHER YOU GOD DAMN MURDERER. Anyway, it's late where I am, so I'll get to the next paragraph later! Four things. One, call the characters by their names if you want to insult them. Two, if you wanna call a game satanic, go attack a game with actual references to Satan or Hell in it, like Doom, or a very sinful game, like GTA. Three, I'd bet good money that you will call me a heathen or other name, so...I'm ready. You also might block me because my points are way too sophisticated for your tastes, if I say so myself. And four, the moral of Undertale is not to judge people by how they first seem, and by how you are trying to crush its self-esteem, I'd say the dear old Annoying Dog got you. Anyway, have a nice day, and I'll be back when I'm ready to continue my, ah, talkthrough, of your 'essay'. Have a nice day!

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  • Romeo Rovagnati
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    Originally posted by God-Is-A-Lie View Post
    Undertale is a good game i played it and while i was playing it god talked to me

    I asked him if i could ***boring profanitites removed*** and he said yes
    The god you're talking about must've been the devil. Jesus himself would never talk to a godless Undertale player.

    Also please, change your name. It's too painful reading seeying someone with a blasphemy as a nickname.

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  • God-Is-A-Lie
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    Undertale is a good game i played it and while i was playing it god talked to me

    I asked him if i could ***boring profanitites removed*** and he said yes

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  • Romeo Rovagnati
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    This evil game was originally published only for pc. Now the game is on Playstation 4 as well. We should expect that Eviltale will be released on everything else as well.

    The worse thing is tha, last year, a YouTuber attemped to deceive Pope Francis I by gifting him this game.

    As Christians it's our duty to protect children from this diabolical invention made by this Toby Fox. We must also keep them away from people who play this game: they are like the pony cult.

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  • mom against tumblr
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    I have written an article on my facebook page about this

    Look up Worried Christian Parents Against Homestuck to see it!


    Amen!

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  • Elmer G. White
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    Originally posted by BlueProdigy View Post
    If you wish to keep your life total intact I suggest you avoid searching up "Undertail"
    Dear Person,

    Our Life is permanently secure and remains intact in Jesus Christ! We can browse the Interwebs without any Fear. Jesus is with us!

    Psalms 23:4
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer

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  • BlueProdigy
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    If you wish to keep your life total intact I suggest you avoid searching up "Undertail"

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