[Old Man Hatchet]

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The Love Boat



The "plot" of every episode involves a group of people fornicating on the open seas. That's indecent. Phyllis Diller and Charo as recurring guest stars? That's unconscionable.

[SUV]

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My GOD. Now the "Ladies" in Church better listen to me when I Proclaim that I have seen the anti-Christ

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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My pick: DAVID LETTERMAN



David Letterman was sending out secret messages through his TV to a woman. She filed for a restraining order against him. He laughed it off and said she was crazy. We all know this. But what most people don't know is that he had that woman killed. She was injected with a neurotoxin and her body thrown into a trash compactor. Her identity was replaced by an imposter. This imposter and Letterman are in the same league. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH!!!! YOU GET MURDERED!!!! DO NOT WATCH DAVID LETTERMAN'S SHOW IT SPREADS VIOLENCE, LIES, AND HOMOSEXUALITY!!!!! DAVID IS GRAND IMPERIAL MOTEL PIMP OF INDIANAPOLIS.


Watch Conan O'Brien instead!!! Conan spreads messages of TRUTH to the audience. Conan is aware of Imposter Posse of David Letterman and he sends out warnings against evil organizations and the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA of David Letterman, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog warns us about the impending ANIMAL REVOLUTION of the future in which all pets and animals will turn against humans and maul them to death so your cat may be friendly and gentle right now but just you wait BLIND MORON!!!! Conan tells us to MURDER ALL ANIMALS in the name of
SPACESHIP JESUS
!!!

Conan commands you to watch movies like Blade Runner and Home Alone because they speak truth. Conan's HOTEL-AMPLIFYING POWER is so great it causes IMPOSTER OF CONAN to take control of the country of FINLAND. Conan makes a joke out of it but he does not realize that others are using his charisma and hotel-amplifying power to create MASSIVE HOMOSEXUAL CONSPIRACY ACROSS EUROPE...next step: GAY EMPEROR OF NETHERLANDS THAT LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY DEPP???

MODIFY THE CONSTITUTION TO ALLOW ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER TO BECOME AMERICAN PRESIDENT!!!! Conan wants evil robot overlords dead. DESTROY ROBOTS, GIVE $$$$$$MONEY$$$$$$ TO CONAN. Praise be Conan O'Brien and
PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!!!!!!!!

[Nurse Clampett]

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer
A show about a WOMAN fighting vampires and whatnot. It featured lezbeens, demons, witches, female empowerment, a hunky male called Angel of all things. It was enough to give those sweet ladies at CWA apoplexy!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Touched by an Angel. What a blasphemous show this is! First of all, where in the Bible does it say there are female angels?! It doesn't! http://www.geocities.com/cobblestone...tbiblical.html

And even worse than that, on this program the black female angel is in charge of the white one. What?! As if the Lord God would allow such an arrangement within the workings of the Heavenly Kingdom. If there are any black angels, you can rest assured they are simply there to assist the white ones.

And unless I miss my guess, that tramp all the way to the right is Valerie Bernadelli or whatever her name is, from that AWFUL One Day at a Time
show.



An unwed whore of a mother raising two whore daughters, all the while the mother is getting plowed by the greasy janitor! Such filth!

And didn't that Valerie whatever-her-name-is marry some depraved rock and roller?

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Aside from hating America, what could possibly be behind all the race mixing that the left wing mainstream media pipes into our homes? Aren't they content to merely indoctrinate our young people with LIEberalism? Why do they have to also promote the mongrelization of the races?

Consider....

Webster
The Facts of Life
Diff'rent Strokes
The A Team
Dancing with the Stars
The Jeffersons
CSI: Everwhere
St. Elsewhere
24 (A Negro President?!?!)
The New Adventures of the Old Christine
Hill Street Blues
Star Trek
Lost
ER
LA Law
Grey's Anatomy


Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I used to be offended by Absolutely Fabulous. Then I realized that it could be used as an educational program, to show how quickly the world would fall apart if homers and addle-brained females ran it.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

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I was SHOCKED that they would make a so-called "entertainment" show like this! I did a little searching just now, and it seems those two nigras drove that poor young American lady to a life of drugs and crime that ended in her untimely and unsaved death!
How many more innocent lives will it take, LIEberal Hellyweird? HOW MANY MORE INNOCENT LIVES WILL IT TAKE?!?!

Well, they obviously turned her out at a young age, which led to her being hooked on crack. Just goes to show you that pimping is in the blood.

In Christ,
Warren

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Torchwood



A sex-crazed homer time traveler and con man from the 51st century (which in the real world would be well after the Rapture) runs around Cardiff, England, fighting off demons that have been sent to our world either to eat us or to fornicate with us, presiding over pansexual, interracial orgies, and wearing the biggest Bluetooth headset ever seen. The show's only redeeming feature is that Captain Jack's favored mode of transportation is an SUV. Note his pretty young trophy twink, second from left.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Diff'rent Strokes



First of all, the show's title offends me. Secondly, if I were a rich white man with a teenage daughter, the last thing I would do is take in two strange Negroes off the street. Willis and Arnold surely raped Kimberly every chance they got. If I know my Negroes, they also pocketed silverware and jewelry to pawn for drug money. The fact that one of the Negroes is a midget makes the whole affair more despicable and offensive.

I was SHOCKED that they would make a so-called "entertainment" show like this! I did a little searching just now, and it seems those two nigras drove that poor young American lady to a life of drugs and crime that ended in her untimely and unsaved death!
How many more innocent lives will it take, LIEberal Hellyweird? HOW MANY MORE INNOCENT LIVES WILL IT TAKE?!?!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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The Golden Girls




Four Jooish lezbean's living under the same roof committing untold atrocities.

Well, maybe three lezbeans. Maude might really be a man.

[SUV]

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Diff'rent Strokes



The fact that one of the Negroes is a midget makes the whole affair more despicable and offensive.

Even more offensive, Brother Hatchet, is that the midget neegroe has seduced the housekeeper into performing perverted acts on him, perhaps in the name of "Civil Rights."

Why, just look at that gaping mouth!

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Diff'rent Strokes



First of all, the show's title offends me. Secondly, if I were a rich white man with a teenage daughter, the last thing I would do is take in two strange Negroes off the street. Willis and Arnold surely raped Kimberly every chance they got. If I know my Negroes, they also pocketed silverware and jewelry to pawn for drug money. The fact that one of the Negroes is a midget makes the whole affair more despicable and offensive.

[Brother V]

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I saw this as simply a ploy to get our Good, Meat-Eating Christian Children to eat broccoli and asparagus. Disgusting

There's even been a song about his exploits!

sickening!

To claim that he's a god, it's just blasphemous!

YIC
V

[SUV]

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I saw this as simply a ploy to get our Good, Meat-Eating Christian Children to eat broccoli and asparagus. Disgusting