[Adam Jensen]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

I can't believe that parents find it acceptable to allow their children into these chauvinistic virtual worlds. The only world that we need to be a part of is the world of God. I never asked for this.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

Let me tell you something, young Cody... did it ever occur to you that video games, even the machines they are played on are nothing more than Satan's own toys? Handcrafted by the devil himself, they are! The blueprints he delivered himself to the likes of Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft!

My advice to you is this... throw away any game console and television you may have. If you must have a TV, block every channel except for any televangelist station and Fox News. Other than that, keep a King James Bible within reach in all of your rooms inside your house... especially in your bathroom for obvious reasons.

You want entertainment? Entertain yourself to the thought of picking up your Holy Bible.

Friend, you talk a great deal of sense. Why not go and introduce yourself by making a proper thread so we may know you.

[Moe]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

Let me tell you something, young Cody... did it ever occur to you that video games, even the machines they are played on are nothing more than Satan's own toys? Handcrafted by the devil himself, they are! The blueprints he delivered himself to the likes of Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft!

My advice to you is this... throw away any game console and television you may have. If you must have a TV, block every channel except for any televangelist station and Fox News. Other than that, keep a King James Bible within reach in all of your rooms inside your house... especially in your bathroom for obvious reasons.

You want entertainment? Entertain yourself to the thought of picking up your Holy Bible.

[Octavia]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

That is what Satan is whispering in your ear right now friend; you are going to do the straight and manly think - run a male warrior and kill anything that moves. But it is like living in Greenwich Village; sooner or later you get curious and that is when the fall happens. You see all those bwebs on the female toons running around and pretty soon you tell yourself "why not, it beats looking at a guys ass all day" and then you are running a female toon yourself. The next thing is you decided "my toon looks hot, his toon looks hot (and it might be a she in real life)" and you have having cyber sex and using each others sword hilts. After that you mine as well have animal sex in game.

You're just assuming that I'll do/think these things, but you don't have any idea.

I can assure you that I will do many of those.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

Why'd you delete my porn?

Do I have anything to add? Sure. Skyrm looks to be awesome. Also I heard there is gonna be gay marriage in it. SO it's a definite buy.

And dear reader, this is why you don't want to be a gamer. It turns you into a mindless lump of animated flesh incapable of thought and repulsive to deal with.

[Tiamat]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

You be trolling?

PORN DELETED

Why'd you delete my porn?

Do I have anything to add? Sure. Skyrm looks to be awesome. Also I heard there is gonna be gay marriage in it. SO it's a definite buy.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

You be trolling?

No, but you are.

You have anything to add to the discussion or are you just some gamertard fan boi trying to play forum warrior that we can just ban now?

[Tiamat]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

That is what Satan is whispering in your ear right now friend; you are going to do the straight and manly think - run a male warrior and kill anything that moves. But it is like living in Greenwich Village; sooner or later you get curious and that is when the fall happens. You see all those bwebs on the female toons running around and pretty soon you tell yourself "why not, it beats looking at a guys ass all day" and then you are running a female toon yourself. The next thing is you decided "my toon looks hot, his toon looks hot (and it might be a she in real life)" and you have having cyber sex and using each others sword hilts. After that you mine as well have animal sex in game.

The time to save yourself from damnation is NOW friend, Delete that game from your hard drive!

You be trolling?

PORN DELETED

[Tiamat]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

You should buy this game only so you can burn it. You should buy as many copies as you can to keep them out of the hands of susceptible teens.

I completely agree. Buy as many copies as you can. You'll only be helping the devs out. Do you really think they care what people do with the game after you buy it? Nope. That being said teens aren't supposed to buy games with this rating anyway. Most sellers make you provide id if you are getting a mature game. Blame the parents who buy it for them, not the teens themselves.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

Actually, I will not be doing any "animal sex fantasies".

I am straight. In the game my character will be straight. Why? Because I have have no interest in being gay in the game, even though I have the option to.

In fact, I won't even be doing relationship stuff in the game. Again, why? Because even though I have the option to do so in the game, it does not interest me.

The game doesn't FORCE you to do anything. All they give you is the option to do so.

That is what Satan is whispering in your ear right now friend; you are going to do the straight and manly think - run a male warrior and kill anything that moves. But it is like living in Greenwich Village; sooner or later you get curious and that is when the fall happens. You see all those bwebs on the female toons running around and pretty soon you tell yourself "why not, it beats looking at a guys ass all day" and then you are running a female toon yourself. The next thing is you decided "my toon looks hot, his toon looks hot (and it might be a she in real life)" and you have having cyber sex and using each others sword hilts. After that you mine as well have animal sex in game.

The time to save yourself from damnation is NOW friend, Delete that game from your hard drive!

[Octavia]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

That's quite a philosophy for someone who claims to be a Christian. What about other forms of sin? Smoking left-handed cigarettes, snorting coca, masturbation, homerism....do you propound those things too because they will only influence you as much as you let them?

I do none of those in the first place.

I explained my answer above in two other posts.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

...look up the word plagiarism...

And please try to have an original thought.

[Mobocracy]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil



Jesus Christ✡ was a deeply deluded apocalyptic Jew who committed suicide by cop to bring about the End of the World. Probably the son of Joseph, the main character of the sequel to the Jew Bible, and also known as "The Perfect Man", Jesus was even more successful than Harry Potter (and just as fake) and one could even say that he performed the role of Luke Skywalker for 1900+ years. He will be forever remembered in the Mediterranean Literature Hall of Fame and number 1 in Romantic Pocket Novels.
According to the Bible, Jesus was God's magic flying pinko commie Jew son, who could rise from the dead as Socialists do. He was featured as a Mary Sue character in a shitty Jewish slashfic called the Bible, even though all he did was troll on ppl IRL, and eventually got killed for pissing everybody off (See Trolling). He has also inspired a freaky fetish around him, and was the inspiration for the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, and the Holocaust.
The most amuzing part of it all, is that the very same people that nowadays worship him fanatically, having they lived in his times, would have mocked, persecuted and even killed him for challenging the establishment of society.

Coincidentally born on Christmas day in the year 0 D.C.(During Christ) to Mary and, if the rumors are true, God, (a paternity test is pending) with the Holy Spirit acting as jizz. According to local legend, Jesus (pronounced "Hay-soos") was born in Bethlehem (meaning "house of bread" in both Arab and Hebrew, one more reason for Catholics to now eat their god) in a barn (more reasons) and then placed in a manger (even moar reasons) because his cheated step-dad, Joseph, was too Jew to get a room for his 9 month pregnant wife. Rumor says Mary and Joseph were about to eat their new-born dinner when they were interrupted by three guys that had followed a bright alien space ship to Bethlehem and proceed to gave Jesus gold, incest, and embalming fluids.
Little is known of Jesus' childhood, but he was probably pretty stuck up and liked to mess with people's heads given that he was the Son of God. But according to the Infancy Gospel of St Thomas, the young Jesus once killed a boy for beating him in a race and caused an entire village to go blind for not recognizing his divinity for the I am retarded.


Facts

Jesus was a sandnigger.
Jesus makes a cameo in the Koran but he's not Allah's son and Allah only makes it look like he was crucified, so what was the piffleing point?! apparently he comes back on judgment day to kill the infidels and restore justice.
Makes celebrity appearances on bread.
The Beatles were bigger than him. And got more pussy.
Knows his cunnilingus.
Jesus was meant to return last year in an immaculate conception but was aborted.
Is not allowed within 50 feet of any public school in both New York State and Oregon.
Jesus does not like to be piffleed in the wristholes or footholes.
Jesus says that he was too drunk at the time to remember turning water into wine, but also says he thinks it was actually Jack Daniel's because wine is for pussies.
Jesus occasionally guest-stars on TV's South Park. Nobody is sure if he's making good on a bet or if he's just hard up for cash.
Any person living in that area during Jesus' time would have had the skintone of an Arab. Be sure to tell Christians this as the thought of a black Jesus will drive them batshit insane.
The purpose of Israeli special forces Mossad is to prepare for Jesus' return so that he can be killed again.
Was a JEW and by de facto did WTC.
Was not only a jew but the jews' instrument to control all Monotheists except the Zoroasthrians.
If Jesus is the Messiah, David Koresh is the Lord of the Universe.
Was responsible for your childhood pet dying and is torturing it as we speak.
Had no sense of humor.
Hated Jay-Jay the Jet plane.
Was bigger than Jesus.

[s. warnin]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

I have already pre-ordered this game on Steam, and I am looking forward to playing it.

A game will only influence you as much as you let it.

That's quite a philosophy for someone who claims to be a Christian. What about other forms of sin? Smoking left-handed cigarettes, snorting coca, masturbation, homerism....do you propound those things too because they will only influence you as much as you let them?

[Octavia]

Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

My apologies. I didn't see this post and completely skipped it.

For someone who respects other people's beliefs you don't half spend a lot of time ranting on about how your made up morals are better than God's.

I do respect others beliefs, but for the sake of discussion I am giving out my point of view on the subject.