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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

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    Blair Witch girl proves Hollywood causes drug addiction

    Heather Donohue starred in "The Blair Witch Project", the movie which proved once and for all that you should never let a woman navigate. What's happened since?

    Well, she decided to become a pot-growing (and -addicted) felon, and write a book about it.

    Back in 1999, Heather Donahue starred as "chick with a hat" in The Blair Witch Project, the indie-horror found-footage runaway success with the timeless message that you should never let a chick navigate.


    Donahue, who’ll be 37 next week, documents her year spent cultivating marijuana in “GrowGirl,” out Jan. 5 from Gotham Penguin Publishing.
    She received her own prescription for medical marijuana in 2007 to treat PMS. We asked whether that meant she smoked only one week a month, and she replied, “It’s a very flexible medicine.”
    And you might be happy to know that her PMS is now under control. [Philly.com]
    Yes, indeed, that was the very question on my mind. So, in the public’s perception, she’s gone from a scared chick in a hat with snot trickling out of her nose to a chick who needs drugs to manage her raging, Niagara-like menstrual flow. Shall we call that a step up? …Sure, why not. In related news, I hear Teck from Van Wilder now manages a very successful Chik Fil-a.
    If we needed further proof that Hollywood causes drug addiction, PMS, and criminality, we've got it now!
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