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The Oscars (named after the most famous homosexual ever, Oscar Wilde) is an evening of worshiping Satan and all the evil Hellywood has to offer. There is one bright spot injected into this 3 hour Satanic orgy though, the "In Memoriam Tribute", or as I like to call it, "List of Homosexuals God killed and Sent to Hell, Tribute". It's unfortunate that the whole Satanic ceremony isn't just a list of Hellywood homosexual elite who God killed during the previous year, but this section is most definitely worth watching. My baptist church sets up a projector and the whole congregation gathers and praises the Lord while waiting for the "List of Homosexuals God killed and Sent to Hell, Tribute" to start. Besides the birth of Jesus and His Resurrection, this is my favorite day of year! Below is the list of homosexuals, fornicators, adulterers, communists that God saw fit to kill this year. Praise Him!
- Jane Russell
- Annie Girardot
- John Calley
- Polly Platt
- Ken Russell
- Donald Peterman
- Farley Granger
- Whitney Houston
- Bingham Ray
- Takuo Miyagishima
- Bert Schneider
- Michael Cacoyannis
- David Z. Goodman
- James Rodnunsky
- Peter E. Berger
- Jack Hayes
- Peter Falk
- Cliff Robertson
- Laura Ziskin
- Sidney Lumet
- Sue Mengers
- Steve Jobs
- George Kuchar
- Hal Kanter
- Theadora Van Runkle
- Tim Hetherington
- Gene Cantamessa
- Gary Winick
- Bill Varney
- Jackie Cooper
- Gilbert Cates
- Richard Leacock
- James M. Roberts
- Marion Dougherty (misspelled on-screen as Doughtery)
- Norman Corwin
- Paul John Haggar
- Joseph Farell
- Ben Gazzara
- Elizabeth Taylor