[Alvin Moss]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

Thou and thy are not interchangeable, you idiot. You are over your head.

[IAmLucifer]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

As a representative of Satan I would like to call bullshit on all of this.

My warehouse (Or as I like to call it, My Fun Dungeon) Is most certainly not Amazon.com. It is Craigslist you ignorant twats.

As the Satanic Realm loves to say: "Thy hath better check thyself, before thy wrecketh thyself"

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

I just cancelled my orders (they were Biblical literature but now I understand they are stained). Thank you God and True Christians for alerting me in time!

Yours,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

my blood is immediately on the Vikings

You bled on the bones of some random Vikings? Now, that's what I call creepy.

[Dutchsexfiend]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

More anti German racism. What is it with atheists and intolerance of Germans?

no not tru
my blood is immediately on the Vikings
and their gods thor vhija odin tru gods

[mainquestforgod]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

I think by Amazon they mean the Amazon Forest it is said to be very diverse and they are saying that that there items are diverse and you can't blame the Germans for there language problem.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

The company is named after a mythical ancient race of feminazis, and the CEO supports sodomite "marriage" and owns The Washington False Christian Compost. How could it not be satanic?

[Bob]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

Are people really this stupid? Do we not understand others languages? God's love should be spread around the world.

My mom always says that I am not stupid but that I am special. My Pastor always says that people who say God is all about love are liars and that they ignore Proverbs 6:16-19 and a lot of other things in the Bible. I asked my Pastor for some time to study the Bible but my Pastor told me digging him a new pool was also very important.

[hurrdurrchrist]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

Are people really this stupid? Do we not understand others languages? God's love should be spread around the world.

Cookies are not literal. Just like your brains.

Anyways, I hear vibrators are nice there, good for any priests wanting to molest innocent children

[mainquestforgod]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

They actually show items based on your HISTORY so someone not saying any peculiar names or such and such must have searched for a certain something for entertainment(That is vile.) or certain "Research Purposes".

Commonly thought to be named for cookie crumbs... small bits of information left behind. Here's the real deal:

"There is a little method websites use for a variety of purposes (primarily to see if you have been to their website before), that uses a tiny file that has been termed a "cookie". Various theories have been put forth as to why they are called cookies. It appears that the one that has the most credence is this: in the early 1970s a group of programmers working at Xerox came up with an idea for storing a bit of information on another computer. Programmers can be very strange people at times. The action of tracing these little files back to their original source is also referred to as following a trail of cookie crumbs.

But what are these files, and why do websites use them? Are they safe to keep around?

Way back in the infancy of the World Wide Web, roughly 10 - 12 years ago, the people who made the standard for the Web proposed a way to have websites "remember" certain information about the last time you were at that site. This information may have included things like if you had bought something, your username so you didn't have to log in all the time, and maybe even your contact information so you didn't have to type it in every time you wanted to buy something. Cookies were touted as your friend, a real time saver to the customer.

Not posting link to source because only conservapedia is allowed.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

The recommendations are coded in to see what people are mostly buying, so that basically shows what the Germans are like....

Racism won't be tolerated here, missy

YIC

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

More anti German racism. What is it with atheists and intolerance of Germans?

[Denzien]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

The recommendations are coded in to see what people are mostly buying, so that basically shows what the Germans are like....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

Long story short, I do some home brewing, and the plug at the bottom was worn out, so I was looking for a new one online...

How large a butt plug did you need? I understand there are several sizes, depending upon the capacity of your butt.

And why do I always read the title of this thread as "SATAN'S WHOREHOUSE"?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE

I was looking for plumbing repair supplies and you wouldn't believe the kind of results I got when I searched for a common C-ring. I'm sticking to ACE hardware where you can go and get advice in person when you need something special for your plumbing.

butt    [buht] Show IPA
noun
1. a large cask for wine, beer, or ale.
2. any cask or barrel.
3. any of various units of capacity, usually considered equal to two hogsheads.
-http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/butt?s=t

Long story short, I do some home brewing, and the plug at the bottom was worn out, so I was looking for a new one online...