Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

[Tormentor]

Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

But if i go on confession, what then? I will go to heaven?

Confession is reset gumb.

[Rev.Dr. Six Fingers]

Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

There is no pifflein' Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious inbecility
I've made my choice. Six six six

You seem to suffer from a really bad case of neologism (Look it up, it'd do you well to read something) as well as a bad case of the stupid.

Our Lord is very real, as soon you'll find out when he sends you to a special hell, one filled with other idiots such as yourself. There you can sit at first bemused amongst your ilk, until one day you see they're as dumb and annoying as the day is long. That epiphany will be followed promptly with the realization you're going to be stuck with them for the whole of eternity.

Only then will you beg for a more 'traditional' hell; being raked over scorching hot brimstone, air thick with clouds of acid, flames so hot they sear your everlasting soul with your very bones.

No my friend, you're going to get your box, and your fools.

I know this, because I am praying for it right... this... very... second...

[Tormentor]

Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

There is no fuckin' Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious inbecility
I've made my choice. Six six six

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

I play games every day, and I think you should try. Jesus often likes to lie because he says that some good things(like masturbation) are bad. You don't have to always listen to him.

But, without Jesus killing some and sparing others, how would anybody determine right from wrong?

See, if you had just stopped to think, you wouldn't have said something so stupid. That is what video games do to otherwise thinking individuals.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

I play games every day, and I think you should try. Jesus often likes to lie because he says that some good things(like masturbation) are bad. You don't have to always listen to him.

When has Jesus ever lied? Please support your wild-assed allegations with Scripture.

[viakaije]

Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

I play games every day, and I think you should try. Jesus often likes to lie because he says that some good things(like masturbation) are bad. You don't have to always listen to him.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

I am at a complete loss to find any reference in the Bible (KJV1611) where Jesus would endorse the playing of video games – or anything even remotely resembling them in the time that our Savior was alive spreading the Gospel.

I find it heartening (and frankly, high time) that Jesus has taken the time from His busy schedule to finally get around to dispensing some Holy Justice to these worthless scum mommie's boy gamers who accomplish nothing except wasting some fresh air, sponging off of their parents, voting for Obama, and using their parents' health insurance under ObamaCare. It's no wonder our economy is still tanking.

Slouthfulnesse casteth into a deep sleepe: and an idle soule shall suffer hunger.

- Proverbs 19:15

And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not.

- 1 Timothy 5:13

Lad, 18, dies after 40-hour gaming marathon

A TEENAGER was found dead in an internet cafe after reportedly playing a video game for 40 HOURS straight.

The 18-year-old lad is believed to have collapsed during a marathon session of Diablo 3.

He was found by workers in the internet cafe in Tainan, southern Taiwan.

It is believed he had not eaten for two days.

The gamer has so far only been identified by his surname, Chuang.

On the morning of July 15, an attendant entered the room and found Chuang resting on a table. After the attendant woke him, he stood, took a few steps and then collapsed, reports said.

He was pronounced dead shortly after arriving at a local hospital.

Police were investigating the cause of death and an autopsy was being carried out.

It has been speculated that sitting for long hours in a sedentary position created cardiovascular problems for Chuang.

The teen had been playing the latest instalment of the role-playing game.

It is the second death from playing video games in the country this year.

In February, a man in New Taipei was found dead, slumped in a chair facing a computer with his arms still reaching out for the keyboard after playing for 23 hours. The cause of death was reported as cardiac arrest.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4435941/Lad-18-dies-after-40-hour-gaming-marathon.html