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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

    Originally posted by MarciaCollins View Post
    Isn't man made in god's image?
    That's what the Bible says.

    Genesis 1:26 "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth."

    What's your point?

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  • MarciaCollins
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    Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

    Isn't man made in god's image?

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  • Rev. Edward Clement
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    Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
    It's just dancing! I feel that Jesus loved dancing - or why would He have gone to that famous party and made more wine to get everyone merry and ready to feel the love of God in their hearts as it should be. God is in us all and He isn't telling me bad things about this Harlem Shake thing. They all look like they just love one another and are having fun. That's what Jesus wants for us.
    This is a prime example of why the Lord INSISTS that the Husband is to Teach His dishwasher (wife) what the Bible says, and it is further proof that the perversion of the harhem shake is the product of all things abominable, such as silly lieberesbianisticism and femanasapphies of most perverse. Indeed, women should be confined to the kitchen as is right.

    1 Corinthians
    14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

    Originally posted by KingOfHarlem View Post
    Oh, and homoeretic 6reek pie flinger? HA! It's called art. 6uess you were homeschooled. 6otta love the finest cult in history, all coming together on one forum!
    I didn't say it wasn't art. The thing comes from a notorious homoerotic culture; obviously therefore whether theatre (Aristophanes "wide arses"), poetry (Sappho of Lesbos to name but one) or sculpture (I will not be posting any more examples of that, they're all much the same) the theme permeates all. Even if their boyfriends felt free, obliged even, to seduce (or be seduced by) their lovers wives.
    It is a common theme in Europe.

    Yet even so sex obsessed a demoniac as Rodin knows that such debauchery leads to hell. Indeed, his "Gates of Hell" anticipates this Harlem Shake folly rather well.
    Proverbs 26:1 As snow in summer, and as rain in harvest, so honour is not seemly for a fool KJV

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

    Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
    It's just dancing! I feel that Jesus loved dancing
    "Feel"??? What's that? You think perhaps Jesus, confronted with Pilate, suggested a foxtrot? Or that having fed 5000 people, He thought a Ho Down would be good but never mentioned it in the Bible??? Rapping with the Sadducees? Yeah - I can see it now...
    or why would He have gone to that famous party and made more wine to get everyone merry and ready to feel the love of God in their hearts as it should be.
    That is a travesty! It makes it sound as if he was the guy with the party-can of cheap booze hoping to get a few foolish virgins pissed! Shame on you!

    Madam, tell us, did you father smack your head at regular intervals? If not, he should have done!
    God is in us all
    No - we have to seek Him, for He hideth with a great Hidance but yet is accessible!
    and He isn't telling me bad things about this Harlem Shake thing.
    I doubt anyone could tell you anything.
    They all look like they just love one another and are having fun. That's what Jesus wants for us.
    Recall the parable of the prodigal son, who went off and had fun... he only got to chow down on the fatted calf once he had repented fully for "having fun".

    And so it is in the Kingdom of Heaven.

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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

    Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
    It's just dancing! I feel that Jesus loved dancing - or why would He have gone to that famous party and made more wine to get everyone merry and ready to feel the love of God in their hearts as it should be. God is in us all and He isn't telling me bad things about this Harlem Shake thing. They all look like they just love one another and are having fun. That's what Jesus wants for us.
    Yes, homer fun that books them a ticket on the Hell Train. It's false prophets like you that have made once Godly England the cesspit of iniquity it is today.

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  • Rev. Waynetta Kerr
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    Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

    It's just dancing! I feel that Jesus loved dancing - or why would He have gone to that famous party and made more wine to get everyone merry and ready to feel the love of God in their hearts as it should be. God is in us all and He isn't telling me bad things about this Harlem Shake thing. They all look like they just love one another and are having fun. That's what Jesus wants for us.

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  • Bjorn Jensen
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    Originally posted by KingOfHarlem View Post
    Hahaha@$! The only "cult" I see is you 6uys.. guess you've never heard of a thing called "entertainment"%&^.... You're calling turdbear blind while beating him with your own cane!!

    It's clear that you guys are the only ones turning homosexual, hopping on each other's dicks about how the harlem shake is "satanic". 6et real. This board is the reason no one takes religion seriously anymore.

    Hope someday you 6uys will "open your eyes", because it seems as though you are all blinded with ignorance, save for a select few that you have all ganged up on#$%!

    Kindest Regards,
    Wolf
    Can you please explain how this isn't gay? Does this looks like something that Christian, heterosexual manly men would do?

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  • Rev. Edward Clement
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    Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

    Originally posted by KingOfHarlem
    it too much bro. Just keep calm, and do the harlem shake.
    #1. I am no broom!

    #2. This is a Christian Forum, so stop trying to speak your perveted lingo on these Godly Threads.

    You unsaved individuals and your depravity is quite nauseating, friend.

    Make no mistake, the Lord does not approve of the shake of harlem, as thte Word has clearly said. Though, it is evident that an unsaved indidivual would not be able to see what the Word clearly says, because the Lord said so.

    1 Corinthians
    2:12 Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God.
    2:13 Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual.
    12:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

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  • Nobar King
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    I am praying to God to fix your keyboard.

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  • KingOfHarlem
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    I don't believe 6od ever said "The Harlem Shake is Homosexual"

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    I think I still take the word of God over some illiterate gametard's. God's opinion matters, yours doesn't. Jesus wins again.

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  • KingOfHarlem
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    Oh, and homoeretic 6reek pie flinger? HA! It's called art. 6uess you were homeschooled. 6otta love the finest cult in history, all coming together on one forum!

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  • KingOfHarlem
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    Hahaha@$! The only "cult" I see is you 6uys.. guess you've never heard of a thing called "entertainment"%&^.... You're calling turdbear blind while beating him with your own cane!!

    It's clear that you guys are the only ones turning homosexual, hopping on each other's dicks about how the harlem shake is "satanic". 6et real. This board is the reason no one takes religion seriously anymore.

    Hope someday you 6uys will "open your eyes", because it seems as though you are all blinded with ignorance, save for a select few that you have all ganged up on#$%!

    Kindest Regards,
    Wolf

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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Re: Harlem Shake, the newest perversion

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Yes. While he was still a True Christian™ he clearly was perfect. As soon as he stopped being a True Christian™ he stopped being perfect and became a Hell bound sinner.

    I do hope he gets saved again in the near future as the constant crying of his mother is starting to get annoying.
    I just had a few words with his "mother". She maintains that he was adopted and that she always had her "suspicions" about him. Makes you wonder does it not?

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