[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Mary Etheldreda]

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Marijuana can be used for medical reasons though, but it's still illegal for now. You can say the same about tobacco. Good for nothing, but still freely available in every store.

As long as the gov makes a lot of money with it, it'll remain that way.

Not if we legislate morality and safety and provide a God-Fearing government like Jesus wants!

JESUSAVES

[PaulBrown]

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Marijuana can be used for medical reasons though, but it's still illegal for now. You can say the same about tobacco. Good for nothing, but still freely available in every store.

As long as the gov makes a lot of money with it, it'll remain that way.

[Regis Alexandrus]

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Don't try to trick us into performing your perverted fantasies on you. We're a little too smart to fall for that.

I was referring to potheads who try to solve all of their problems by smoking or ingesting marijuana. They complain about everything, but they do little more than get high. I have never done illegal drugs and I will never do marijuana because I do not want to end up as a junkie who complains about everything, but does nothing but drugs and crime like robbery and prostitution to pay for the drugs, which, more likely than not, are going to be placebos by rip off artists. Junkies eat rotten leftovers from garbage cans and literally live in their own excremen in order to pay for their next fixes.

[VictoryOS]

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Stoners need to be beat ro motivate them to be constructive instead of literallysmoking theirlives away.

Don't try to trick us into performing your perverted fantasies on you. We're a little too smart to fall for that.

[Regis Alexandrus]

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Stoners need to be beat ro motivate them to be constructive instead of literallysmoking theirlives away.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The marijuana not only kills, it can and does cause a normal man to have oral sex with a horse.

Christ-hating lie-berals will argue that one example doesn't show causation, but is it worth the risk? The emjay: Not even once!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The marijuana not only kills, it can and does cause a normal man to have oral sex with a horse.

Man smokes weed, sucks horse’s tallywhacker

In Wausau, Wisconsin, a 30-year-old has been charged with possession of marijuana and blowing a horse.

Court documents obtained by thenorthwestern.com claim that Jared Kreft was found inside a barn with a marijuana pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly. He was also wearing a face mask and blue wind pants with holes cut around the crotch and ass areas.

Kreft admitted to police that, before he was found inside the barn with said animal, which he blew and jacked off, he was viewing horse porn.

Police searched Kreft’s apartment and found marijuana, though they did not find any horse porn.

Kreft was locked up in Marathon County Jail on a $2,000 cash bond. He faces a judge on Tuesday, which should also make for an interesting item. We’ll keep you posted.

In other horse sex news, back in October a 19-year-old Floridian jacked off on a horse plush toy at Walmart and put the stuffed animal back on the shelf in classic, “nah, changed my mind” fashion.

[Witch Hammer]

37 people died from marijuana overdose in Colorado within 24 hours of its legalization

Sir, I'm confused. If that lady died because of marijuana use, then how have there not been any recorded deaths of using this drug?

You should do a little research before you go shooting your mouth off and make a fool of yourself...but too late.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sir, I'm confused.

On that, we are in agreement.

If that lady died because of marijuana use, then how have there not been any recorded deaths of using this drug?

There are millions of recorded deaths from the marijuana, but big jewery spends billins to cover it up. Wake up and smell the Jesus, boy!

[Aviator12]

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Sir, I'm confused. If that lady died because of marijuana use, then how have there not been any recorded deaths of using this drug?

[Didymus Much]

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...You are not dead yet, but you probably will be soon and then you will be unable to make smart remarks...

You imply something is going to change there. I iz confused.

[Alvin Moss]

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Look here, fellow.

Our Pastor is manly and well practiced in riding horses. You have no business calling him a dude.

Also, no one who is alive is dead. You are not dead yet, but you probably will be soon and then you will be unable to make smart remarks on Christian web sites.

God will punish you.

[DevilsAdvocate]

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If anyone doubts the the marijuana kills, just take a look at the following testimony. Proof positive!

Dude I'm piffleing stoned as balls right now, have been for years I'm not dead yet MOTHER piffleER. And I'm queer as a 3 dollar bill too. I love shooting the pot and getting sodomized.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Secular science has already proven that marijuana kills brain cells. What do you think happens when all your brain cells are gone? It's hard to do much without a brain.