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You know, Polesmoker, religion aside, do you really think the USA would be better off if the entire population sat around snorting pot? We couldn't have prevented September 11 if we were all stoned. Think about it.
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Originally posted by DopeSmoker View Postyou guys are FREAKS. weed is HARMLESS. Smoking weed does NOT kill you, or make you gay, or make you a bad person. you people are just brainwashed piffles, stop taking the bible so seriously you insane freaks.Yet more flawless logic from the reefer-deranged.Originally posted by DopeSmoker View PostI can't believe how stupid you people are. it is literally impossible to snort marijuana. do at least a bit of research before looking like an absolute retard on the dumbest website known to man.

Son, if you can put the marihuana needle down for a moment, can you tell us how your drug-fueled rage caused you to hate Jesus?
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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I can't believe how stupid you people are. it is literally impossible to snort marijuana. do at least a bit of research before looking like an absolute retard on the dumbest website known to man.
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you guys are FREAKS. weed is HARMLESS. Smoking weed does NOT kill you, or make you gay, or make you a bad person. you people are just brainwashed fucks, stop taking the bible so seriously you insane freaks.
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A veritable truth. And we all know the facts: when people be smoking the green heebie jeebie they empty their mind, at which point satan's minions, which are always present and just waiting for their chance, joyfully take possession of the lost soul. And this is why those hippies make such good music. The Bible says that Satan made music in heaven.
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Hogwash. The instructions given by dope addicts clearly show snorting it with a syringe. If you can't trust a druggie for anything else, you can certainly trust him to tell you how to take the drugs.Originally posted by europe View Postyou dont acually snort marijuana you smoke it so i think your currently talking about cocaine?
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Who put you in charge of the drug-taking rules?Originally posted by europe View Postyou dont acually snort marijuana you smoke it...
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Ok, then, what am I that the world needs less of me?Originally posted by AtheistImbecile View PostAnd the world needs less of you so...
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I died reading this. OMG the piss on the podium part my room mate came in to check on my. Funniest thing on this site. :biglolOriginally posted by JohnnyDoGood View PostHi, my name is Johnny. I am a 19 year old sinner. Drug user. Fornicator. I commit and indulge in adult acts like drinking (ps the blood of Christ will get you smashed if you funnel it) Smoking pot, mmasturbation, piercing and inking my flesh. Dying my hair. And I convert people to think for themselves and not what a higher power might tell them.
Im not here to apologize for any of my actions. I have nothing to feel sorry about. Ive smoked pot for 5 years. Never once had the urge to have any gay sex or any gay thoughts. My girlfriend can attest to this. A better world would be a world without religon. Where people can think and do for themselves. Not having to worry about being judged by some invisable hippy in the sky who probably smells like rotting flesh and afish concert.
If there is a god and a heaven. When i die. Ill wait in line until i get to the gates. Ill stand there right in front of saint peter. And before he can even see if ive done more good or bad in his book. Ill light up a joimt and blow it in his face. Hopefully ill have enough time to whip my Johnson out to piss on his podium before falling to hell. Ill gladly go to hell. Ive enjoyed the things I do/have done/will continue to do (theres no stopping me) because it doesnt hurt anyone. And it sure as hell doesnt hurt me. And if God is going to damn people for being who thy are and doing what they WANT to do instead of damning them for not following an old ass dusty book written millions of years ago. Then id call God, Jesus, and all of his apostles a bunch of Cock-munching sissy-ass bitches. And id swan dive to hell. Id rather play pool in Hell with Kurt Cobain and his half-face anyway while Bob Marley amd Jimmy Hendrix rolls up a blunt.
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And the world needs less of you so...Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostNow this is what the world needs more of!!
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Why would that be something to be sorry about, if you're so into not needing some mythological h8r's approval?Originally posted by JohnnyDoGood View Post...I have nothing to feel sorry about...Never once had the urge to have any gay sex or any gay thoughts...
I think someone's still letting religious bullshit infect their thinking.
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Congratulations Johnny, I think you pretty much covered all of these. Enjoy HELL!!Originally posted by JohnnyDoGood View Postinane ramblings
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26)
Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27)
Fornicators (Romans 1:29)
The Wicked (Romans 1:29)
The Covetous (Romans 1:29)
The Malicious (Romans 1:29)
The Envious (Romans 1:29)
Murderers (Romans 1:29)
The Deceitful (Romans 1:29)
Backbiters (Romans 1:30)
Haters of God (Romans 1:30)
The Despiteful (Romans 1:30)
The Proud (Romans 1:30)
Boasters (Romans 1:30)
Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30)
Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30)
Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31)
The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)
The Implacable (Romans 1:31)
The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9)
Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9)
Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9)
The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9)
Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10)
Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10)
Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10)t
Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10)
The Fearful (Revelation 21:8)
The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8)
The Abominable (Revelation 21:8)
Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8)
Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8)
All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Hi, my name is Johnny. I am a 19 year old sinner. Drug user. Fornicator. I commit and indulge in adult acts like drinking (ps the blood of Christ will get you smashed if you funnel it) Smoking pot, mmasturbation, piercing and inking my flesh. Dying my hair. And I convert people to think for themselves and not what a higher power might tell them.
Im not here to apologize for any of my actions. I have nothing to feel sorry about. Ive smoked pot for 5 years. Never once had the urge to have any gay sex or any gay thoughts. My girlfriend can attest to this. A better world would be a world without religon. Where people can think and do for themselves. Not having to worry about being judged by some invisable hippy in the sky who probably smells like rotting flesh and afish concert.
If there is a god and a heaven. When i die. Ill wait in line until i get to the gates. Ill stand there right in front of saint peter. And before he can even see if ive done more good or bad in his book. Ill light up a joimt and blow it in his face. Hopefully ill have enough time to whip my Johnson out to piss on his podium before falling to hell. Ill gladly go to hell. Ive enjoyed the things I do/have done/will continue to do (theres no stopping me) because it doesnt hurt anyone. And it sure as hell doesnt hurt me. And if God is going to damn people for being who thy are and doing what they WANT to do instead of damning them for not following an old ass dusty book written millions of years ago. Then id call God, Jesus, and all of his apostles a bunch of Cock-munching sissy-ass bitches. And id swan dive to hell. Id rather play pool in Hell with Kurt Cobain and his half-face anyway while Bob Marley amd Jimmy Hendrix rolls up a blunt.
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