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Well if any of you ladies were wondering how the Hellywood Stars keep their youthful looks, here's your answer. 
Any True Christians(tm) want to try this out, please come by my Pastoral Study anytime I'm home. We'll Pray on it together.
How does Heather Locklear keep her skin so radiant? “Semen,” the actress admits.
Between Amanda Seyfried’s penis story – and this one – I think I need to take a long vacation. Okay, I need one anyway, but these stories push me over the edge, I tell you.
Yesterday Heather Locklear was caught by TMZ photographers, and was asked if she had any recommendations for anti-aging skincare products. Her response? “You just put semen on you face.” I mean, naturally.
According to the HuffPo: Semen does have it’s anti-aging benefits.
Semen as an anti-aging treatment saw a spike in popularity (or at least curiosity) around 2009. Turns out spermine, one of the components of semen, is high in anti-oxidants and can be used to smooth out wrinkles. An enterprising Cosmo reporter even went and got a sperm facial at a swanky New York spa, confirming that her skin did feel smoother afterwards.
I think I’ll pass, thank you. Oh man, a spa sperm facial. I know what you’re getting for Christmas!
Between Amanda Seyfried’s penis story – and this one – I think I need to take a long vacation. Okay, I need one anyway, but these stories push me over the edge, I tell you.
Yesterday Heather Locklear was caught by TMZ photographers, and was asked if she had any recommendations for anti-aging skincare products. Her response? “You just put semen on you face.” I mean, naturally.
According to the HuffPo: Semen does have it’s anti-aging benefits.
Semen as an anti-aging treatment saw a spike in popularity (or at least curiosity) around 2009. Turns out spermine, one of the components of semen, is high in anti-oxidants and can be used to smooth out wrinkles. An enterprising Cosmo reporter even went and got a sperm facial at a swanky New York spa, confirming that her skin did feel smoother afterwards.
I think I’ll pass, thank you. Oh man, a spa sperm facial. I know what you’re getting for Christmas!
Any True Christians(tm) want to try this out, please come by my Pastoral Study anytime I'm home. We'll Pray on it together.
