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  • sinnersbedamned
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2008
    • 106

    #1

    Ex - Homo ?

    Now, as you all might know, I am an ex negro. And I am aware that this process of saving is so difficult that most will never accomplish it.


    However, a co-worker of mine claims to be 'ex-homo'. I asked if he was a member of landover and he said no... But he did confess that he used to 'suck **** for coke'



    Yet he 'claims' to be ex-homo. Is it possible? He keeps asking me to do weird things like 'sit in my lap, thats just my cell phone in my pocket' and 'hey man, i didn't mean to drop that but will you pick it up for me'... I just feel like hes using trickery and hes not really an ex-homo.

    I'm thinking that he is actually a catholic, and not a true christian. What do you guys think?
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Ex - Homo ?

    That's quite a fantasy life you live in. Does your mother know that you're playing Warcraft all night long and not getting any sleep?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • sinnersbedamned
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2008
      • 106

      #3
      Re: Ex - Homo ?

      That is a shame that I come here for advice and you mock me for it. I suspect that you in fact might be homo in disguise. Praise Jesus.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Ex - Homo ?

        Originally posted by sinnersbedamned View Post
        That is a shame that I come here for advice and you mock me for it. I suspect that you in fact might be homo in disguise. Praise Jesus.
        You just got a shiny Infraction for that wise crack.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • sinnersbedamned
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2008
          • 106

          #5
          Re: Ex - Homo ?

          On that note, I suspect you as well. The two of you obviously have no appreciation for true christians.

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          • Osambo 08
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2008
            • 671

            #6
            Re: Ex - Homo ?

            Originally posted by sinnersbedamned View Post
            On that note, I suspect you as well. The two of you obviously have no appreciation for true christians.
            You should have capitalized the t and the c,bro.Now,she's going to give you another infraction for desecrating the Godly word Christian .I know this place is equivalent to Hell ,but in order to survive,you need to abide by their twisted rules.There's no freedom of speech here.If you have a divergence of opinion,they would,in some cases, temporarily ban you because apparently that's the American way of doing things .In their world,they think that we are pagan homers who despise the Lord and will roast in Hell.They talk about stoning people ,but none of them have killed a person.The males beat their wives because they are feeble cowards. They are all talk but no substance.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Ex - Homo ?

              Originally posted by sinnersbedamned View Post
              I'm thinking that he is actually a catholic, and not a true christian. What do you guys think?
              Did he ask you to wear an altar boy robe? If so, he's definitely a Catholic.

              If not, he may simply be a raging, AIDS-ridden Hellbound Sodomite. They enjoy sharing the AIDS with others, so beware!
              Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
              There's no freedom of speech here.
              This isn't a government website. It's a privately-owned, Christian church website. You are a guest. You do not have any "rights" here.

              If you don't like the way the admins do things here, you may feel free to click on the X in the upper-right corner, and never be hassled by us again.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Re: Ex - Homo ?

                Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                jive talk deleted
                Hey, I'll give you a watermellon and some malt liquor if you do a little tap dance for me.
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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Ex - Homo ?

                  Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                  You should have capitalized the t and the c,bro.Now,she's going to give you another infraction for desecrating the Godly word Christian .I know this place is equivalent to Hell ,but in order to survive,you need to abide by their twisted rules.There's no freedom of speech here.If you have a divergence of opinion,they would,in some cases, temporarily ban you because apparently that's the American way of doing things
                  In case you haven't figured it out by now, this is not a debate forum. We come here to glorify God and to enjoy the fellowship of other believers, of whom you are plainly not one.

                  In their world,they think that we are pagan homers who despise the Lord and will roast in Hell.
                  You have said or done nothing to convince me otherwise.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Osambo 08
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 671

                    #10
                    Re: Ex - Homo ?

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    Hey, I'll give you a watermellon and some malt liquor if you do a little tap dance for me.
                    I have food in my fridge ,and I hate the taste of watermelon. .Why do you always think that I'm some Black boy in the 1940s?

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                    • SayvedByTheLord
                      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2007
                      • 3151

                      #11
                      Re: Ex - Homo ?

                      Ummmmm your avatar ?

                      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                      I have food in my fridge ,and I hate the taste of watermelon. .Why do you always think that I'm some Black boy in the 1940s?


                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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