[satan's leper]

Re: I am gay

Well, we cannot choose who we are attracted to. The fact you are gay and I am strait does not make you any less of a person, it simply makes you a person with different feelings.
Anyone who tries to tell you that you are somehow inferior is wrong, and I consider that hate speech. Go ahead, be who you want to be, it is your life, not theirs.

[Turdhead (On Moderation)]

Re: I am gay

They're meant to be un gay?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: I am gay

Yes, that's right, I'm gay. I'm still a virgin, though, so I haven't had gay sex.... yet...blah blah blah lisp lisp blah blah blah lisp lisp...Why would I want to listen to people who spew every kind of vile hatred they can think of directly at me?

First of all, you're not gay until you do the dirty thing, so pray for Jesus to take those naughty desires out of your depraved brain, before its too late! Secondly, that thing you call spewing hatred is the love of Jesus and here at LBC, we're full of it! HOPEFUL MOTHER GLENDORA

PS I have included this delightful photo of HIM with some of our Un-Gay LBC members for your inspiration...

[Christian Soldier]

Re: I am gay

Yes, that's right, I'm gay. *unimportant trash talk*

That's all I need to know! You're gay, so you're evil, sinful and you probably have AIDS already! You're a sick, disgusting abomination to the Lord and deserve to spend eternity roasting in hell! Nothing you say is worth listening to because all you fags do is lie!

[Original Gothster]

Re: I am gay

Yes, that's right, I'm gay. I'm still a virgin, though, so I haven't had gay sex.... yet.
I would think that people who have as much a problem with homosexuality as you do would be trying to convert me or something. Instead, all you're doing is calling me every bad name for gay men that you can think of.
I don't know if you have heard this, guys, but you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Why would I want to listen to people who spew every kind of vile hatred they can think of directly at me?

Hahahahah! What the piffle is a gay virgin? That's hilarious! That anything like a skinny fatass? Or blind person that can see?

Too funny! Fags suck, they're the worst! When I was hooking, there'd be these tranny whores, with all that piffleing clown make-up and stupid wigs and shit! If they showed up on my corner, I'd either stick 'em or just kick 'em in the balls!

Nothing funnier than a fag whore holding his balls while I chased him down the block, his stupid wig flapping half off his faggot head!

Kid, if your so gay why not try a few dicks? I've been reading around here how God hates fags, and since you're going to hell anyway, you might as well see what all the gay fuss is about, right?

I'm here trying get right with God, I really don't see the point of coming here and fighting with these people. Why bother? If you think everybody around here is so lame, don't come around. Go have some gay sex, live it up, but make whoever is doing you use a condom, you don't want AIDS, I've seen what that does to some of those fag whores, and it ain't pretty!

[Dreamer]

Re: I am gay

Stay away from Viagara and you should be okay........

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: I am gay

I'm fine with homosexuality as long as you keep it in your house with the blinds closed and don't demand any special treatment. What you do to enhance your chances of getting into hell is your own business. But when you take it to the streets, to the parks, to the football stadium or the local bar that I like to patronize (The Queen Mary, a men-only bar for straight men), then I have to explain to my kids why that man and that other man are kissing or holding hands.

It's the hardest thing for a parent to do to explain to a child what homosexuality is. That's why I'd prefer if you wouldn't show affection in public-- because I'm a lazy father and don't want to have to explain things to my kids.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: I am gay

Yes, that's right, I'm gay. I'm still a virgin, though, so I haven't had gay sex.... yet.
I would think that people who have as much a problem with homosexuality as you do would be trying to convert me or something. Instead, all you're doing is calling me every bad name for gay men that you can think of.
I don't know if you have heard this, guys, but you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Why would I want to listen to people who spew every kind of vile hatred they can think of directly at me?

All gay men are technically virgins as they ain't never experienced the true act required to create little Christian soldiers, all they done when they perform sodomy is mass murder potential little soldiers...in a most horrid place to die.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: I am gay

Get off our Godly forums Senior Loopy, you freak of nature!


Come down to Freehold and see me in my Study. I have a nice shiny monkey Wrench that would be more than eager to have you "fixed"!

[Brother J.H.]

Re: I am gay

Praise Jesus that we have Ms. Poole and Mr. Bathfire here to spread the word before I got here.

Senior Loopy-

I used to be an unrepentant homo until I found out about Landover Baptist Church. The people here told me what I needed to hear and no what I wanted to hear. The truth is that you can not be a homo and be saved at the same time. You can not be a fag and be a Christian. We here are trying to save you from Hell.
When you were growing up did your mother ever tell you not to play in the street? If she did it's because she loves you and didn't want to see you get hurt. Jesus Christ was sent to the earth to atone for our sins. We need to wash clean through the blood of Christ. We must be born again. Jesus is the only way. I am so happy that I am not gay anymore, I am even working on getting married this coming up summer.

Here is a little exercise that Sister Mary Maria told me to do when she was spreading The Word™ to me. If you have a fireplace, then great, if not then go to your local campground. Please be sure to follow local fire codes, so as not to harm anyone other then yourself. Now light up a fire and let it burn for a few minutes so it is nice and hot. Now stick your hand in the fire and no matter how much it hurts, keep it in there. Now while your hand is burning, imagine this sensation all over your entire body. Imagine not being able to escape this for the rest of eternity. This is what it is going to be like without Jesus. Please give up your sinful lifestyle and get saved.

If you have a problem with what we say here, then you have a problem with God. Our words come straight from God's mouth to your ears.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: I am gay

I would think that people who have as much a problem with homosexuality as you do would be trying to convert me or something. Instead, all you're doing is calling me every bad name for gay men that you can think of.

Son,

Put yourself in OUR position. Many of our members have had queers and perverts, like you, come up to us in the street and attack us in every hostile way. I even had one faggot try to serve me lunch just the other day, and when I asked if he had put AIDS in it, he was very abusive towards me. It got me so riled-up that I almost bust him in the mouth, but then I didn't want to get any of his diseased-blood on me.

Is it right that I can't walk into a Gay-bar, and tell those sicko fag reprobates that they're all gonna burn in Hell, without fear of assault??? Is it right that when I preach in the street about filthy Sodomites, that I am verbally assaulted by men who talk like sissies??? Sick disgusting degenerates. What is the World coming to when a man can't even spread the good word of God, without fear of violence and harrassment???

So next time you think about opening that big dumb mouth of yours, think about us Christians, and the persecutions WE face at the hands of YOU QUEERS!! Fags who will stop at nothing to hurt our God, who flaunt their every sicko depraved perversion in our faces. Kissing in public, holding hands, knowing that it offends God?? Homo terrorists who go around trying to give everyone AIDS! Yes, we know the truth about what you perverts really get up to, working in food stores, working in the mall, working in Starbucks - putting AIDS in our cerials, on our groceries, into our decaf caramel-nut lattes !!??

You hate us because we're Christians, you hate our God because he speaks out against you.... and you don't expect us to hate you back? Please. You are pathetic!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I am gay

And here we have [...]talk that makes me ignore most of what you have to say. [...]

Yet you managed to quote all of it apart from her expressions of sorrow! Remarkable!

Insulting a kindly Christian lady is not the way forward at all. Can you imagine how Sister Jean must feel to have it thrust down her throat by an abomination? And then you have the temerity to try and shift the blame to her! Simply stop being a sodomite and annoying people with your hobby - how hard can that be?

[Jean Poole]

Re: I am gay

Did I say anything but the truth? Do I not love you enough to save you from the eternal fires? I speak the truth in love, as Jesus commanded.

I am so hurt by the constant accusations that I receive from the UnSaved Trash! Really, it is too much for a man to bully a pitiful, weak woman in this manner.

[Senior Loopy]

Re: I am gay

You are not "gay". You are not laughing with Jesus' love. You are a sodomite. Use the correct terminology for your depravity, boy.

And here we have a perfect example of the kind of rude, vile, hateful talk that makes me ignore most of what you have to say. Can you talk to people who don't agree with you and do it with manners? I can.
Me-1 You-0

[Jean Poole]

Re: I am gay

You are not "gay". You are not laughing with Jesus' love. You are a sodomite. Use the correct terminology for your depravity, boy.