[Some Person]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

There are many Ex-Homo's who would disagree with you, friend.
Our B.A.S.H. Program has done the job like no other.
Being Gay, Black, Cripper, Jooish, Commie or Demoncratic are all Lifestyle choices that can be cured through The Power of Jesus Christ

Being black isn't a lifestyle choice, it's the color of your skin.
Anyway, enlighten on what this BASH program is all about.

[Talitha]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

There is no such thing as "Ex-gay".
You're either gay/bisexual, or you're not. You cannot get rid of it.

There are many Ex-Homo's who would disagree with you, friend.
Our B.A.S.H. Program has done the job like no other.
Being Gay, Black, Cripper, Jooish, Commie or Demoncratic are all Lifestyle choices that can be cured through The Power of Jesus Christ

[Some Person]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

There is no such thing as "Ex-gay".
You're either gay/bisexual, or you're not. You cannot get rid of it.

[Dantro]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

stop wearing fitted shirts
stop going to hairdressers
stop watching gay footbalers on the tv

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

Are there different rules for women ex-gays that I need to know?

Why do you keep coming back .

[HTannor]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

Are there different rules for women ex-gays that I need to know?

-Get rid of the Harley.
-And the leather clothing
-Spend all your spare time in the kitchen perfecting your pie recipes.
-Always be alone while in your prayer closet.
-Look your best when the menfolk come home.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

One more, if I may: While lesbian political correctness is almost like the religious right in certain aspects, who wants to be almost saved from eternal damnation?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

Are there different rules for women ex-gays that I need to know?

Loose the flannel shirts
A weight bench is not living room furniture
Wear Chanel not Brut
''Queer bashing'' is not an organized sport, stop hurting the Nancy boys. (in theory anyway)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

Are there different rules for women ex-gays that I need to know?

• Lose weight.
• Trade in your Subaru or pickup truck for a vehicle that suggests suburban Republican motherhood, ideally an American SUV.
• Don't play softball.

[Dirk]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

Here is my input: Don't be gay

[Nobar King]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

Are there different rules for women ex-gays that I need to know?

Don't get your hair cut!

[Spaghetti Monster]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

Are there different rules for women ex-gays that I need to know?

[Nobar King]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

1. No more listening to the Backstreet Boys!
2. Stay away from San Francisco!
3. Avoid sinful fruits and vegetables like cucumbers and carrots!
4. Sell your Dodge Caliber

[Logan]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

-Do not buy anything with the letter "i" in front of it.
-Strait men do not give one and other "sensual" hugs: The proper greeting/good-by is a firm handshake.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Rules For Ex-Gays

If an always hetrosexual man is in the company of an ex-gay and we notice them, for lack of a better phrase, backsliding which is the proper response?
1 verbally reprimand the brother
2 Ignore it, it should go away
3 physically slap some sense in him before he starts singing ABBA songs.