Will RI follow neighboring states in outlawing heterosexuality?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

It looks as though the answer is "yes."

Blue-state "news" source:

In R.I., some wary as tide of gay marriage rises at border

PROVIDENCE - From a cramped office in the middle of the smallest state in the nation, Christopher Plante is determined to prove that Rhode Island has not been cornered by the advance of same-sex marriage across the rest of New England.

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But supporters and even some opponents expect that Rhode Island will legalize same-sex marriage, although they say that legalization is two or three years away.

This could be calamitous. At out last board meeting, we voted to devote a large chunk of the church charitable fund to establishing refugee camps in Rhode Island for heterosexual couples forced out of the other New England states. Now we may have to change course and negotiate leases in Pennsylvania.

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: Will RI follow neighboring states in outlawing heterosexualit

I would love it if RI legalizes same sex marriage, but I'd still like to see other non New England states legalize it. So far, all we have there is Iowa.

Although, I've heard New York is working on it and so is Washington DC.

Eventually, we'll win out.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Will RI follow neighboring states in outlawing heterosexualit

I would love it if RI legalizes same sex marriage, but I'd still like to see other non New England states legalize it. So far, all we have there is Iowa.

Although, I've heard New York is working on it and so is Washington DC.

Eventually, we'll win out.

No one cares what you think you malodorous pervert. You blaspheme with every breath you take.

Jesus wins, always.



As an aside, I had no idea that Rhode Island was a state. Are islands allowed to be states?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Will RI follow neighboring states in outlawing heterosexualit

I would love it if RI legalizes same sex marriage, but I'd still like to see other non New England states legalize it. So far, all we have there is Iowa.

Although, I've heard New York is working on it and so is Washington DC.

Eventually, we'll win out.

Why must you persecute normal married couples so, you tranny trollop?

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: Will RI follow neighboring states in outlawing heterosexualit

Why must you persecute normal married couples so, you tranny trollop?

How am I persecuting normal married couples?

As an aside, I had no idea that Rhode Island was a state. Are islands allowed to be states?

Hawaii. Duh

Besides, Rhode Island isn't technically an island.

Did you fail geography in school, too? Seems to me you failed darn near every class other than Bible study.

[lord warrior]

Re: Will RI follow neighboring states in outlawing heterosexualit

OK you got Pastor Zeke on that one.

But I, like most of us around here, would rather he be a little fuzzy on his geography, but dead right on all things about the word of God.

Instead of like you, who knows many world things, yet clueless about Jesus and his word.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Will RI follow neighboring states in outlawing heterosexualit

I would love it if RI legalizes same sex marriage, but I'd still like to see other non New England states legalize it. So far, all we have there is Iowa.

Although, I've heard New York is working on it and so is Washington DC.

Eventually, we'll win out.

But you're a man. If you want to marry a woman, you can.

How would same-sex marriage benefit you?

Or are you just getting a "change" so you can be a victim, part of an "oppressed minority"?

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: Will RI follow neighboring states in outlawing heterosexualit

But you're a man. If you want to marry a woman, you can.

How would same-sex marriage benefit you?

Or are you just getting a "change" so you can be a victim, part of an "oppressed minority"?

Sexual orientation and gender identity are two totally different things. Ask a gay man if he wants his penis cut off if it means he would be straight and you'll see what I mean.

(I don't know if I should have said that last part; that seems like exactly the crazy kind of thing you people would actually do!)

Seriously, though, the only person I've really dated since I started my transition is another transsexual woman, so, yeah, same sex marriage would benefit if we ever wanted to get married.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Will RI follow neighboring states in outlawing heterosexualit

How am I persecuting normal married couples?

You are persecuting normal married couples by demanding that homers be given special privileges such as being treated like normal people. You are persecuting normal married couples by assaulting the sanctity of the institution of marriage.

(I don't know if I should have said that last part; that seems like exactly the crazy kind of thing you people would actually do!)

Matt. 5:29-30: And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Matt. 19:12: For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from [their] mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive [it], let him receive [it].

Yeah, following God's Word is crazy.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Will RI follow neighboring states in outlawing heterosexualit

Face it, Christians! Your war is lost! Gay Marriage will be in all 50 states by 2020 and you know it. But, we won't stop there. Oh no! You have a lot of making up for all the persecuting you've done to us. Some of the plans I am working on with my radical lesbian rights group are...

• Using sexual orientation in affirmative action criteria. We need to have more gays in our police and military. Also, as judges and congresspeople.
• Mandatory sexual education for kindergarten children. We will explain to children as young as 5 that it is perfectly acceptable, healthy, and recommended to have sexual relations with members of your same sex. We will explain how heterosexuals risk pregnancy, causing a myriad of social problems, while homosexual sex is pure and more socially beneficial. We need to indoctrinate the children while they are still young so they don't grow up to be homophobic bigots.
• More gays in commercials. All we see are husbands and wives in commercials. We will fight for a law requiring companies to devote 40% of their advertising towards the gay and lesbian population.
• Criminalization of extreme fascist organizations like the Boy Scouts of America and JROTC programs at high school. These organizations foster homophobia.
• Make saying/writing the words "faggot", "dyke", "carpetmuncher", etc. a felony crime punishable by up to 20 years behind bars. These words are hate crimes in themselves.
• Expressing anti-homosexual opinion (such as that said by Rush Limbaugh or the Landover Baptist Church) over a public medium, like TV or the airwaves, will result in a hefty fine and possible imprisonment.

You see, we are not done. Our work is never finished. WE ARE TAKING OVER. Good night America, when you wake up tomorrow, it's going to be a Big Bright Happy Gay Day!

[Miss April]

Re: Will RI follow neighboring states in outlawing heterosexualit

Face it, Christians! Your war is lost! Gay Marriage will be in all 50 states by 2020 and you know it. But, we won't stop there. Oh no! You have a lot of making up for all the persecuting you've done to us. Some of the plans I am working on with my radical lesbian rights group are...

• Using sexual orientation in affirmative action criteria. We need to have more gays in our police and military. Also, as judges and congresspeople.
• Mandatory sexual education for kindergarten children. We will explain to children as young as 5 that it is perfectly acceptable, healthy, and recommended to have sexual relations with members of your same sex. We will explain how heterosexuals risk pregnancy, causing a myriad of social problems, while homosexual sex is pure and more socially beneficial. We need to indoctrinate the children while they are still young so they don't grow up to be homophobic bigots.
• More gays in commercials. All we see are husbands and wives in commercials. We will fight for a law requiring companies to devote 40% of their advertising towards the gay and lesbian population.
• Criminalization of extreme fascist organizations like the Boy Scouts of America and JROTC programs at high school. These organizations foster homophobia.
• Make saying/writing the words "faggot", "dyke", "carpetmuncher", etc. a felony crime punishable by up to 20 years behind bars. These words are hate crimes in themselves.
• Expressing anti-homosexual opinion (such as that said by Rush Limbaugh or the Landover Baptist Church) over a public medium, like TV or the airwaves, will result in a hefty fine and possible imprisonment.

You see, we are not done. Our work is never finished. WE ARE TAKING OVER. Good night America, when you wake up tomorrow, it's going to be a Big Bright Happy Gay Day!

Our War Is Not Over Someday Yours Will Be Tho It does not Matter Your Naver Going To Win Any of Those Things you Working On We Don't Need Any Gays In Our Military Or Police Office All The Things you listed are Wrong and Will naver be Wake up Gays will Naver Rule Anything

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Will RI follow neighboring states in outlawing heterosexualit

Face it, Christians! Your war is lost! Gay Marriage will be blah blah blah blah....