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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
    Course ya know what's gonna happen if y'all put them hommasecksshuls in jail together, don't ya? UNCONTROLLED UNGODLY WET STICKY BUTTSEX!!!!!
    That thought has passed through my mind too (with some revulsion I must admit) I have suggested to my congressman that, in the absence of polictical will for stoning, all homers should be locked up in women's penitentiaries and kept away from each other - that'd soon have them changing their deathstyle.

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  • Nobar King
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    Shouldn't you have printed that in pink?

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  • JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer
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    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Juan Garcia...you are GAY aren't you? Every single one of your posts has been under the Gay section (Straight 4 Jesus) forum. Don't you think about anything else? Why is your mind so obsessed with homosexuality? Do you need demons cast out of you?
    Course ya know what's gonna happen if y'all put them hommasecksshuls in jail together, don't ya? UNCONTROLLED UNGODLY WET STICKY BUTTSEX!!!!! Jeebus hisself will cry! Y'all better cut off their wee-wees too...uh, wait a minute, they still might kiss each other, and mens kissin' mens makes Jeezelzebub cause God-fearin' Republicans (tm) get prostate cancer! That's science!!! I done read it on the Internets!
    Dear ________ (put the name of your representative here)

    And once you've finished scrawling the name of your pious, god-fearing republican representative, you can pass it directly to them in the adjoining bathroom stall.

    It's like a confessional.....with plumbing.

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  • Patriarch Jon
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    Originally posted by patrickzzz View Post
    as "your ignorant people" said because of the state being secular there is no way that you could ever pass that law except in saudi arabia.
    Whoa, now that's a wake up call. If you could pass this law in a degenerate state like Saudi Arabia, but not in Amerika then that tells us how far Amerika has fallen.

    You may not have intended it as such, but thanks for pointing this out. The Lord works in mysterious ways, perhaps you may receive inspiration and find redemption yet.

    In the meantime the rest of us have to get our Christian nation back on track.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by patrickzzz View Post
    as "your ignorant people" said because of the state being secular there is no way that you could ever pass that law except in saudi arabia.
    Have you been drinking son?

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  • patrickzzz
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    as "your ignorant people" said because of the state being secular there is no way that you could ever pass that law except in saudi arabia.

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  • patrickzzz
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    capatalising his name ?
    GOD insted of god

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by patrickzzz View Post
    "god" commands you to hate all who dont follow your exact religon?
    what if you are wrong and catholicism is the right christan way?
    what idf all that discrimantion against other religons going to come back and bite you if you are wrong about religion
    even if you are right what if "god" didnt want you to discrimanate against others because you interpreted it the wrong way?
    None of that is possible, because we at Landover Baptist are the only Church left in the world that follows the Holy Word of God to the letter. If we're wrong, then God's wrong, and I'm sure that even a hellbound Godmocker such as yourself doesn't want to walk that plank.

    By the way, if you continue to disrespect God by not capitalizing His name, etc., you will be asked to leave. No one invited you here, and the unsaved are NOT welcome.

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  • patrickzzz
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    "god" commands you to hate all who dont follow your exact religon?
    what if you are wrong and catholicism is the right christan way?
    what idf all that discrimantion against other religons going to come back and bite you if you are wrong about religion
    even if you are right what if "god" didnt want you to discrimanate against others because you interpreted it the wrong way?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by patrickzzz View Post
    I find it funny that you people pride yourselves as being good christan people.
    and yet you are so filled with hate against anyone that is not what you are. even other christans are disriminted against by you people.
    God commands it to be so. Who are you to judge God, heathen?

    Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
    20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
    21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
    22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

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  • patrickzzz
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    I find it funny that you people pride yourselves as being good christan people.
    and yet you are so filled with hate against anyone that is not what you are. even other christans are disriminted against by you people.
    who are worse homosexuals that in a non christan world would not be commiting a "sin"
    or people who would have others killed because of who they are

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    It is blissfully ironic that the user "your ignorant people" calls us ignorant, yet he butchers the English language with his name. For the record it's "You're ignorant people".

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  • Nurse Clampett
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    Originally posted by your_ignorant_people View Post
    have you not heard of separation of church and state?

    wow, I'm sometimes amazed at the ignorance of other cultures on this sight.

    you all disgust me.



    by the way, Allah is way cooler.
    Nice way to try and stir the pot, kid. Sadly for you, allah is not a fan of homosexuality either.

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  • Nobar King
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    You are an ignoramus.

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  • your_ignorant_people
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    have you not heard of separation of church and state?

    wow, I'm sometimes amazed at the ignorance of other cultures on this sight.

    you all disgust me.



    by the way, Allah is way cooler.

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