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  • #16
    Re: Warning!! Watch out for this queer trickery!

    Originally posted by Klownox View Post
    If this is true, then would it not become a never ending loop of judgment?

    [A judges B, and then C judges B, and so on]
    I agree. Besides that, Bobby-Joe, you are judging me as I have judged HTanner. Does that make it okay since a "landoverian" did it or do you just not love God?

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    • #17
      Re: Warning!! Watch out for this queer trickery!

      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
      No, it wouldn't.
      How so?

      If you are to be judged if you judge another that would mean someone will always be judged because of one person judging another.

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      • #18
        Re: Warning!! Watch out for this queer trickery!

        Originally posted by Klownox View Post
        How so?

        If you are to be judged if you judge another that would mean someone will always be judged because of one person judging another.
        You are an idiot. The Bible clearly states that only the RIGHTEOUS can judge.

        Leviticus 19:15
        In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

        1 Corinthians 2:15
        But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
        So stop judging us, heathen!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: Warning!! Watch out for this queer trickery!

          I've lived in a trailer park, before, but I've never seen that show. There's lots of shady stuff that goes on in trailer parks, not to mention the drugs and the infidelity.

          I'm going to wait for HT to join this thread and explain this issue before making judgment about his character.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #20
            Re: Warning!! Watch out for this queer trickery!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            You are an idiot. The Bible clearly states that only the RIGHTEOUS can judge.



            So stop judging us, heathen!
            If only the "RIGHTEOUS" can judge, then why did you say for Klownox to stop judging you? Unless you accept Klownox as "RIGHTEOUS"?...

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            • #21
              Re: Warning!! Watch out for this queer trickery!

              Originally posted by Conrad Jenkins View Post
              If only the "RIGHTEOUS" can judge, then why did you say for Klownox to stop judging you? Unless you accept Klownox as "RIGHTEOUS"?...
              Because he's an unsaved wad of scum, like you. Hence, UNrighteous. If he were righteous, I assure you that I would welcome his judgement. But since he is clearly UNrighteous, I reject it outright.

              Now go find some other playpen, boys. This is God's favorite forum, not a teen queerboy pickup joint.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #22
                Re: Warning!! Watch out for this queer trickery!

                Why do you say this is "God's favorite forum"? That is an outright lie. You should probably ask Him for forgiveness for lying.

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                • #23
                  Re: Warning!! Watch out for this queer trickery!

                  Originally posted by Conrad Jenkins View Post
                  Why do you say this is "God's favorite forum"? That is an outright lie. You should probably ask Him for forgiveness for lying.

                  And you young man should worry more about the Lord taking offence at your constant God Mocking.
                  This IS God's favourite Forum . Who are you to call anyone here a liar?.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Warning!! Watch out for this queer trickery!

                    Originally posted by Conrad Jenkins View Post
                    HTanner, it looks like your profile picture is of Bubbles from "The Trailer Park Boys". I'm pretty sure that show promotes the smoking of weed, it promotes the delinquency of minors (Cory and Trevor), it glorifies drinking and the act of being drunk, and there are two men who have a gay affair (one of them being a cop). With that as your profile picture, you are saying that you are okay with that stuff and even participate in part or all of it. Why are you living a lie? If you really were a "landoverian", then you would not have that as your profile picture nor would you watch that show.

                    You are Banned and sentenced to Aeternal Damnation. This comes after being first identified as Unsaved Trash Under Investigation. It is clear that your time here started off poorly and has been a slippery slope leading inexorably downhill to the cesspool where you currently reside.

                    Since I have no idea what you're talking about, I've reported your nasty screed to the Landover Police Department. Officer Richards, a highly respected member of the force, googled "Trailer Park Boys" and discovered the show you refer to is a Canadian production. He told me that Godly Landoverians do not watch foreign television shows because of their corrupting influence. We all know that parts of Canada have been heavily influenced by the French and that alone makes the entire nation suspect.

                    The good officer also told me that if you could identify characters on the show as being homers, then you are uncomfortably familiar with that lifestyle and further investigation into your personal life is warranted. Be prepared for a knock on your front door very soon.

                    Your snivelling, whiny, diatribe deserves the contempt I show for it.
                    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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