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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #31
    Re: I'm Bisexual

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    When PBR speaks, I just want to run up and hug him in a very heterosexual, completely ungay way.
    A sidehug, of course.

    Otherwise you might accidentally rub genitalia.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Swedish Pasta
      Unsaved trash
      • Apr 2011
      • 3

      #32
      Re: I'm a Bisexual Pervert

      among many others, one of you christian's arguments bothers me.

      you say:
      1. the only life that matters is the life in either hell or heaven
      2. if you die as a homosexual you go to hell
      3. you want to kill all homosexuals
      4. you are trying to save people's soules (i assume that, by saying "save", you mean "to reassure their place in heaven")

      i can clearly see a hole your logic but im not so sure that you will so i'll just tell you.

      by killing homosexuals before you have made them straight you send them to hell. Which means that you have done the oposite of saving them. you have sent the to hell. no matter if you think they deserve it or not, you have failed with what you are trying to do( according to at least one post), save them...

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      • Brother Harold Porter
        Landover Senior Outreach
        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 8236

        #33
        Re: I'm a Bisexual Pervert

        Originally posted by Swedish Pasta View Post
        among many others, one of you christian's arguments bothers me.

        you say:
        1. the only life that matters is the life in either hell or heaven
        2. if you die as a homosexual you go to hell
        3. you want to kill all homosexuals
        4. you are trying to save people's soules (i assume that, by saying "save", you mean "to reassure their place in heaven")

        i can clearly see a hole your logic but im not so sure that you will so i'll just tell you.

        by killing homosexuals before you have made them straight you send them to hell. Which means that you have done the oposite of saving them. you have sent the to hell. no matter if you think they deserve it or not, you have failed with what you are trying to do( according to at least one post), save them...
        My friend, no one here wants to kill any fags. God wants them smitten, but He also tells us to obey secular law. Since slaying filthy queers is prohibited, we obey both Him and the law of the land.

        But as an ex-sissy myself, I can testify that I knew I was an abomination every time I coupled to yet another strange man for just a moment of degenerate pleasure. I knew in my heart that every time my prostate spasmed, I was earning another lap in the molten lakes of Hell. That I was putrid filth in the eyes of God deserving of every punishment that my poor choice warranted.

        I knew I was wrong, as does every fag. Jesus Christ saved me, and He can save each and every homo that finally renounces the queerness and accepts the love of his Creator.

        He can return at any moment.

        In Christ
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #34
          Re: I'm a Bisexual Pervert

          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
          My friend, no one here wants to kill any fags. God wants them smitten, but He also tells us to obey secular law. Since slaying filthy queers is prohibited, we obey both Him and the law of the land.
          Right, Brother. If we keep voting Republican, some day we can bring the law of the land into harmony with God's Law.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #35
            Re: I'm a Bisexual Pervert

            Originally posted by Swedish Pasta View Post
            among many others, one of you christian's arguments bothers me.

            you say:
            1. the only life that matters is the life in either hell or heaven
            2. if you die as a homosexual you go to hell
            3. you want to kill all homosexuals
            4. you are trying to save people's soules (i assume that, by saying "save", you mean "to reassure their place in heaven")

            i can clearly see a hole your logic but im not so sure that you will so i'll just tell you.

            by killing homosexuals before you have made them straight you send them to hell. Which means that you have done the oposite of saving them. you have sent the to hell. no matter if you think they deserve it or not, you have failed with what you are trying to do( according to at least one post), save them...
            It never ceases to amaze us the number of so-called "Christians" ask us this question. If they would only blow the dust off of their Bibles and put their noses into the 16th Chapter of Mark, they would find that Jesus commands us to evangelize the world! He didn't say, "find a comfortable pew each Sunday morning and cross your fingers in hopes that some unsaved piece of human refuse will walk through the doors of your church." No, he said, ""Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel." That word, "go" there is a verb. And for those of you illiterate, misguided Christians who allow unsaved people through the doors of your church each Sunday morning, a verb is an "action word," and "go" means "GO!" as in "leave," or "SCRAM!" It doesn't mean, sit on your hiney! The only place for evangelism is outside the confines of the Lord's four-walled holy dwelling place. God's home is a place for True Christians™ to fellowship. Allowing an unsaved person into church is like Rush Limbaugh inviting Hillary Clinton to a meeting of Republicans on how to defeat the Democrats in 2012. It's something you JUST DON'T DO! PERIOD!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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