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  • Professor Bessemer
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    Re: How should faggots be executed?

    Originally posted by Latvija13 View Post
    I just don't get it. I'm told that "We must believe EVERY little word: all of the Holy Bible, 100% of it!
    It is as important for your Salvation, as eating food is to sustain your life."

    And yet, when I try to do that, I'm told, no, that's not true. I don't see why there are so many different things being said.
    You obviously do not understand the concept of salvation friend. Now that I am saved, I am incapable of sin. Jesus temporarily died on the cross at Calvary so that my life of homo debauchery could be forgiven. This is not that difficult to understand, is it?

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
    I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of the True Christians™ here at Landover for not killing me when I was a disgusting faggot!
    You are welcome. And you set a great example to all the gays out there that they can be saved!

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  • Robert Jones
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    Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
    I would like to respectfully disagree with the above poster. I was once a filthy queer, jumping from bed to bed with any sodomite who could maintain an erection. If I had a dollar for every time I took a male member into my body, I would be a rich man today.

    But now I am saved! The power of the Lord, experimental surgery, and aversion therapy has cured me of my once rampant Sodomania! Granted, when I was in the grips of my disease, my life was a blur of drugs, sin, and semen. But that was before I was filled by God with His love!

    Now, I am destined to spend eternity with our Lord! If a misguided Christian had killed my all those years ago, I would have been damned to spend eternity in hell.

    I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of the True Christians™ here at Landover for not killing me when I was a disgusting faggot!
    I just don't get it. I'm told that "We must believe EVERY little word: all of the Holy Bible, 100% of it!
    It is as important for your Salvation, as eating food is to sustain your life."

    And yet, when I try to do that, I'm told, no, that's not true. I don't see why there are so many different things being said.

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  • Professor Bessemer
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    Re: How should faggots be executed?

    Originally posted by Latvija13 View Post
    I just don't see why we should try to change homosexual's when they've clearly been ordered by God to be killed. Can someone be forgiven for something they've already been damned for?

    I'm certainly not saying that we should go out and kill them right now, because you are right, the Bible says that we must follow secular laws, until, Lord willing, the laws are changed. I guess what I'm trying to get at is, aren't there some sinners who aren't worth saving?
    I would like to respectfully disagree with the above poster. I was once a filthy queer, jumping from bed to bed with any sodomite who could maintain an erection. If I had a dollar for every time I took a male member into my body, I would be a rich man today.

    But now I am saved! The power of the Lord, experimental surgery, and aversion therapy has cured me of my once rampant Sodomania! Granted, when I was in the grips of my disease, my life was a blur of drugs, sin, and semen. But that was before I was filled by God with His love!

    Now, I am destined to spend eternity with our Lord! If a misguided Christian had killed my all those years ago, I would have been damned to spend eternity in hell.

    I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of the True Christians™ here at Landover for not killing me when I was a disgusting faggot!

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  • Robert Jones
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    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    They both are clear. But since you refuse to read the entire Holy Bible you are missing important things here. Like 1 Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 which tell us we have to follow secular laws. Secular laws which unfortunately do not allow us to stone sinners. When our president gets replaced with someone who follows Biblical laws it will all become easier.
    I just don't see why we should try to change homosexual's when they've clearly been ordered by God to be killed. Can someone be forgiven for something they've already been damned for?

    I'm certainly not saying that we should go out and kill them right now, because you are right, the Bible says that we must follow secular laws, until, Lord willing, the laws are changed. I guess what I'm trying to get at is, aren't there some sinners who aren't worth saving?

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: How should faggots be executed?

    Originally posted by Latvija13 View Post
    I don't see the difference here. Yet you say one is clear and the other is picking and choosing from the Bible.
    They both are clear. But since you refuse to read the entire Holy Bible you are missing important things here. Like 1 Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 which tell us we have to follow secular laws. Secular laws which unfortunately do not allow us to stone sinners. When our president gets replaced with someone who follows Biblical laws it will all become easier.

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  • John Smith
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    homosexuals and other gendered people are just as entitled to the right to live the way they see fit as anyone else. shame on all the members here who dislike an individual based on their sexual attractions. everyone has a right to just be themselves without ridicule.

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  • Robert Jones
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    Re: How should faggots be executed?

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    You cannot just pick and choose from the Holy Bible. You have to look at the entire Holy Bible. Which in this case also includes 1 Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7.

    And God does indeed make very clear he does not like gays. So how would curing gays not please God?
    Because God specifically says to kill them. Lets take the "girl must marry her rapist" argument. The Bible clearly in Deuteronomy 22:28-29

    "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."


    and God clearly says in Leviticus 20:13
    " If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."


    I don't see the difference here. Yet you say one is clear and the other is picking and choosing from the Bible.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    You cannot just pick and choose from the Holy Bible. You have to look at the entire Holy Bible. Which in this case also includes 1 Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7.

    And God does indeed make very clear he does not like gays. So how would curing gays not please God?

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  • Robert Jones
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    Re: How should faggots be executed?

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Why so eager to kill? We prefer to cure gays here. We even have some cured gays in our Church.
    Where is your biblical reference that God says that we should try to cure gays? It seems like the Bible is quite clear about homosexuality.

    Leviticus 18:22 says "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

    Later in the same chapter on unlawful sexual relations it says in verse 29

    "For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people."

    I've seen your posts Cranky Old Man and I you strictly adhere to the literal meanings of the Bible, as you should.

    For instance Deuteronomy 22:22 says
    "If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel."


    And Leviticus 19:20 says
    "Moreover thou shalt not lie carnally with thy neighbour's wife, to defile thyself with her."

    Both of the two above examples are acts adultery. In the first case both the man and woman are put to death. In the second case the act is one of the "abominations" that the man and woman would be "cut of from among their people" which is the same as being put to death. Since both of these instances result in death. Why should the homosexual be any different?

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by Jeremiah Abernathy View Post
    While True Christians™ should strive to cure homos of their perverse sins we can not forget that they still must be punished accordingly. Unrepentant homos should most certainly be killed, preferably by beheading or stoning.
    Why so eager to kill? We prefer to cure gays here. We even have some cured gays in our Church.

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  • Jeremiah Abernathy
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    All those who voted that fags shouldn't be executed need to do a bit more reading:

    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. (Leviticus 20:13)

    While True Christians™ should strive to cure homos of their perverse sins we can not forget that they still must be punished accordingly. Unrepentant homos should most certainly be killed, preferably by beheading or stoning.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Originally posted by flatearther View Post
    How can that DAUGHTER OF EVE call herself be a True Christian and oppose GODLY Pastor Deacon Fred?
    He's our Executive Head Pastor. None of us oppose our beloved leader. He and I have a 2 p.m. tee time tomorrow.

    What's with the daughter of Eve thing? Are you some sort of furry who has read the Chronicles of Narnia one too many times and loves animals instead of Jesus?

    Let me fill you in on the hierarchy here.

    Senior Pastors
    True Christian™ men
    True Christian™ ladies
    Forum Member men
    Forum Member women
    Me










    You

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  • flatearther
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    How can that DAUGHTER OF EVE call herself be a True Christian and oppose GODLY Pastor Deacon Fred?

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  • Levi Jones
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    Originally posted by flatearther View Post
    I'm a true christian, just like Pastor deacon Fred!
    You don't appear to be a True Christian™ at all. You can't even capitalize the C in Christ's name.

    You need to lurk more and post less. Don't call Sister Kitty a lieberal either.

    You don't even know what you are doing or talking about here, silly child.

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