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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Make sure you hit him on his head, not his behind. And don't stop hitting until he bleeds.
    COM, thank you again for your gentle counsel. Your charitable nature draws me back to this place.

    2 Corinthians 9:7 Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

    Originally posted by The Vicar View Post
    I have no hesitation about striking young men when they deserve it (and they deserve it very often!), but in this case it does not seem to be making a difference. If anything, my son seems to be enjoying the rod.
    Make sure you hit him on his head, not his behind. And don't stop hitting until he bleeds.

    Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    How is what your sons wants relevant? Just hit him on his head with a Bible until the nonsense stops!
    COM, thank you for the thoughtful reply.

    I have no hesitation about striking young men when they deserve it (and they deserve it very often!), but in this case it does not seem to be making a difference. If anything, my son seems to be enjoying the rod.



    YiC,

    The Vicar

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

    Originally posted by The Vicar View Post
    What should I do if my son (MY ONLY SON!!!) insists on adopting the "look" of Justin Bieber?
    How is what your sons wants relevant? Just hit him on his head with a Bible until the nonsense stops!

    Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    He has the long, hippy hair of the typical rock and roller, but despite being 16, his features are still smooth and delicate. In fact, he looks quite... feminine.
    Dear Sister Mary Maria,

    What should I do if my son (MY ONLY SON!!!) insists on adopting the "look" of Justin Bieber?

    My son is 12 now, and while I was fine growing up with haircuts that resembled MY heroes (Buzz Aldrin, H. R. Haldeman, etc.) he seems intent on having this forward-swept monstrosity.

    I have forcibly shaved his head several times over the past few months, but he is well-fed and takes a daily multi-vitamin, so his hair grows back lickety-split.

    Any advice or head-shaving techniques you can share will be most welcome.

    YiC,

    The Vicar

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  • proteastantguy
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    Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    Is there a school holiday I don't know about? What's with all the little brats today?
    I don't thnk I've heard about any holiday that should be at this moment.

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Is there a school holiday I don't know about? What's with all the little brats today?

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  • AgnosticFool
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    Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

    Oh hey everybody the reverend is gay because he has an award that has a purple ribbon. yep hes gay. cant listen to a single thing he says. Now. Tell me how purple makes someone gay.

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  • proteastantguy
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    Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

    Originally posted by Satyr of Satan View Post
    I hope all the mislead little girls can learn to get away from their "love" of him. It's very unsettling that our youth is poisoned by such.
    The prostitution age may be growing lower and lower...
    Don't forget that homers get younger and younger.

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  • Satyr of Satan
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    I hope all the mislead little girls can learn to get away from their "love" of him. It's very unsettling that our youth is poisoned by such.
    The prostitution age may be growing lower and lower...

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  • proteastantguy
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    Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

    Originally posted by peaceandlies View Post
    I can't stand Justin Bieber! I wasn't aware of his homosexual connotations before now, but I'll pay attention to the music my sister listens to (I worry about her sexuality occasionally)
    Good idea to keep an eye.

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  • peaceandlies
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    I can't stand Justin Bieber! I wasn't aware of his homosexual connotations before now, but I'll pay attention to the music my sister listens to (I worry about her sexuality occasionally)

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

    Originally posted by Godhatesfaggots View Post
    Justin Bieber is making a lot of young people turn gay. Because Justin Bieber is gay, a lot of young people think that it's okay to be gay. Homosexuality is a sin. This happens a lot in Amsterdam where I come from. I am curious if anyone knows a way to help and stop this?
    Cover your behind and move to another country.

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  • Godhatesfaggots
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    Justin Bieber is making a lot of young people turn gay. Because Justin Bieber is gay, a lot of young people think that it's okay to be gay. Homosexuality is a sin. This happens a lot in Amsterdam where I come from. I am curious if anyone knows a way to help and stop this?

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

    The term "homo" is a loaded weapon in the homers arsenol.

    First of all it stands for homogeneous, or "pure" meaning that us "hetro" people are the impure ones. It also stands for homogenized, which means intensive mixing of mutually insoluble substances so that something that is supposed to be separate, is now mixed together and cannot be separated out.

    So no, I will not be using "homo" as it is just another word that the homers are trying to steal from normal society.

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