[Davido]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I am not your father. The Bible commands us to only call God our father.

You have us confused with those mary worshiping catlickers. We are True Christian™. Take a look at our beliefs.

Okay - forgive me, my english isn't very good.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I do appologize, I didn't see it that way. Thank you for putting me straight, dear father.


Beat the kid!

I am not your father. The Bible commands us to only call God our father.

You have us confused with those mary worshiping catlickers. We are True Christian™. Take a look at our beliefs.

[Davido]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

What a hateful, cruel thing to say. Those babies will be condemned to an eternity in a lake of fire!

Do you twist the heads off kittens for fun?

I do appologize, I didn't see it that way. Thank you for putting me straight, dear father.


Beat the kid!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Let the boy be gay! What does it matter, as long as he's happy.

What a hateful, cruel thing to say. Those babies will be condemned to an eternity in a lake of fire!

Do you twist the heads off kittens for fun?

[Davido]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Let the boy be gay! What does it matter, as long as he's happy.

[whattheheckman]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

uhhh, we don't?
I meant everyone has a separate shower, no one showers together

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

they all know already, sorry, and my school has separate showers, and even if they didn't, I wouldn't make passes at any of them, they're all straight, and I respect that decision
besides, you cant MAKE someone gay, so why would I be making passes at them anyway?
you really shouldn't stereotype the entire gay community based on a few bad eggs from the seventies
hell, if I did that about Christians, I wouldn't be here talking to you now

Why should you queers get the special priviledges of having your own seperate showers? If I paid taxes (which I don't, thank you Jesus!) I would be outraged.

[whattheheckman]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

they all know already, sorry, and my school has separate showers, and even if they didn't, I wouldn't make passes at any of them, they're all straight, and I respect that decision
besides, you cant MAKE someone gay, so why would I be making passes at them anyway?
you really shouldn't stereotype the entire gay community based on a few bad eggs from the seventies
hell, if I did that about Christians, I wouldn't be here talking to you now

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

well, if you think your child is gay and want to beat them to prevent it, I fully support you
just realize that the color pink and soccer have nothing to do with homosexuality
i'm gay, and I despise the color pink, and hate soccer, and am actually a football player in my highschool
american football too
pink has to do with being transgender, and im not sure WHERE you got the idea of soccer having something to do with homosexuality, unless you look at the fact that most Europeans fit an american standard for being gay, whether they are or not

We don't care if you dislike pink and soccer, Sweet Baby Jesus will strike you down just like HE did those homers from Pokeback Mounting (and they were the butch type). Anyway, I do feel someone should contact your school and ask them to warn the other boys about your presence in the locker room. I certainly wouldn't want my son showering with you!

[whattheheckman]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

well, if you think your child is gay and want to beat them to prevent it, I fully support you
just realize that the color pink and soccer have nothing to do with homosexuality
i'm gay, and I despise the color pink, and hate soccer, and am actually a football player in my highschool
american football too
pink has to do with being transgender, and im not sure WHERE you got the idea of soccer having something to do with homosexuality, unless you look at the fact that most Europeans fit an american standard for being gay, whether they are or not

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

...but beating a toddler to get the gay away isnt smart

Homersexualism is caused for the most part by a demon infestation and beating the toddler will get those demons out. That is why beating toddlers like that is a good idea, it frees them from demons.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

you do realize that a toddler cant be gay, because they havent developed the proper "equipment" to know who theyre attracted to
and also, the difference between a pink and blue toy leans more toward being transgender, not gay
the only real way to tell if a kid is gay is to wait, and if you want to stop him after that, then more power to you, but beating a toddler to get the gay away isnt smart

Friend, if we wait till the kid's chewing on real-life tallywhackers it may be too late. Think of how we're fighting the terrorists in Iraq so we don't have to fight them over here, it's the exact same principle.

[whattheheckman]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

you do realize that a toddler cant be gay, because they havent developed the proper "equipment" to know who theyre attracted to
and also, the difference between a pink and blue toy leans more toward being transgender, not gay
the only real way to tell if a kid is gay is to wait, and if you want to stop him after that, then more power to you, but beating a toddler to get the gay away isnt smart

[The Vindicator]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Homerism is primarily caused by demons infesting the colon. A good beating will send those demons running.

Wow...That is the single most retarded thing I have ever heard...ever!

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Plus gated communties arent that hard to get into,but Its not worth the effort you living in iowa and all.Wait,do all of you live in iowa?

This one is. There are high walls, electric fences, razor wire, armed guards, security cameras, sensors of all kinds, and much more that is classified surrounding our community. No intruder has ever made it more than 10 feet inside the walls before being taken care of and most are taken care of before they even come close to getting through the first barrier.

Wench! How dare you speak to a man like that?!

You should be making me a sammich not posting against men. (or at least that is what this forum preaches.)

HOW DARE YOU TALK TO SISTER BTB LIKE THAT!! SHE IS A VERY GODLY WOMAN WHO OBEYS THE MEN SHE IS SUPPOSED TO OBEY!! Pastor Zeke is going to be very upset when he finds out you're talking to his betrothed like that.

Nowhere in the Bible does it tell women to obey every man who comes along. The Bible tells women to obey their fathers, husbands, preachers, etc. I doubt you're a real man anyway, real men love JESUS.

Then why don't we just get babies portable v****s to suck on, maybe then they won't be gay in the future.

I'm certain I don't even want to know what you're talking about.

Homerism is primarily caused by demons infesting the colon. A good beating will send those demons running.