[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Spanking toddlers?

And they say WE have molestation problems...just look at these heretics.

You have some nerve, comparing the Godly correction of children to Romanist boy-boinking. The correction of children is commanded in Scripture:

Prov. 22:15 Foolishness [is] bound in the heart of a child; [but] the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

Prov. 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for [if] thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

Where in Scripture does it tell you to molest altar boys? Go on; show me. I'm waiting.

And you're not helping either, Noddy Iscariot!

More like Noddy Saved. If you envy her because she has found Jesus and you haven't, all you need to do is to renounce Catholicism and altar boys, start reading the King James Bible, and hit that PayPal button at the bottom of your screen.

[Talitha]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Spanking toddlers?

And they say WE have molestation problems...just look at these heretics.

And you're not helping either, Noddy Iscariot!

As you well know, True Christian(tm) spanking is certainly not the same thing as Catlicker spanking which usually involves pervert priests and Boy Buggery.
So I've been told.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Spanking toddlers?

And they say WE have molestation problems...just look at these heretics.

And you're not helping either, Noddy Iscariot!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

If toddlers can't be gay ... why are they entranced watching this poofery.

Because satan already has a hold on all babies and children, that's why.

Acts 2:38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

No one is Saved® until they are old enough to understand the Word of God and accept Jesus as their Redeemer of their own free choice. First they must repent, then they must get baptized; baptism is for remission of sins, not as prevention.

Anyway, we True Christians™ know Teletubbies are of the devil, and their followers are all going to hell when they die, unless they repent.

[Buzzard]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

If toddlers can't be gay... why are they entranced watching this poofery.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Josef Cardinal Ratzinger got in the Hitler Youth AGAINST HIS WILL. It was either that or be sent to a concentration camp, and his parents made the decision for him.

Believe me, he was as grieved about the Nazis as we all are. Well, possibly except for you heretic dogs!

Oh I see. He was 'just following orders', was he? I seem to remember hearing THAT defence before.......

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

*sigh*
Toddlers can not be gay. They can't be straight or bi either. Toddlers cannot be attracted to anyone. They don't have the cognitive abilities.

Toddlers are supposed to be pure, but you crazy Landoverites have to corrupt everything. *rolls eyes*

The demons that infest homosexuals often go for toddlers for that very reason! Children are far more impressionable and easy to indoctrinate into a belief system. It is for that reason that Satan and his army of ghouls use the Liberal media, illegal immigration and abortion to turn our children into homosexuals.

Homosexuality has nothing to do with attraction, as I exposed in another thread, it has to do with hate; of one's self, family and God. In my shocking report on homosexuality I stared at a picture of George Clooney for 5 consecutive hours and at the end I was not in the least bit aroused by his rugged good looks. It is for that very reason that I have deemed it impossible for one man to be attracted to another- debate over.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

On this subject, teenagers can be gay. They can be straight and bi too. They have the cognitive abilities.

If you think teenagers have cognitive abilities, then you've obviously never read any posts by the identical emo bumboys currently infesting our board with sodomy.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Toddlers are supposed to be pure, but you crazy Landoverites have to corrupt everything. *rolls eyes*

Pure according to who'm?
Not Allmighty God, that's for certain.

The wicked are estranged from the womb:
They go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
Psalm 58:3

How then can man be justified with God?
Or how can he be clean that is born of a woman?
Job 25:4

[Miss Hikari]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

*sigh*
Toddlers can not be gay. They can't be straight or bi either. Toddlers cannot be attracted to anyone. They don't have the cognitive abilities.

Toddlers are supposed to be pure, but you crazy Landoverites have to corrupt everything. *rolls eyes*

On this subject, teenagers can be gay. They can be straight and bi too. They have the cognitive abilities.

Now I'd keep talking about that, but I have a piano recital tomorrow and I have to practice before I go to sleep.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I was woundering the same thing! Actually I was woundering how you punish a masochist. I was watching a Family Guy episode where Stewie would deliberately get into trouble so Lois would spank him. How do you discipline that?!

"Woundering"?
It almost made me miss the rest of your post. Is there really a television show that actually promotes family values, and teaches the problems that arise when surrounded by sin and the liberal agenda?

[hellion]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

One of our members (who wishes to remain anonymous) asked me how to spank her (suspected) gay toddler. I guess she might be worried that the child might actually enjoy spanking (you know how kinky homers are). Anyway, any advice would be appreciated.

I was woundering the same thing! Actually I was woundering how you punish a masochist. I was watching a Family Guy episode where Stewie would deliberately get into trouble so Lois would spank him. How do you discipline that?!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Josef Cardinal Ratzinger got in the Hitler Youth AGAINST HIS WILL. It was either that or be sent to a concentration camp, and his parents made the decision for him.

I suppose that Pope Pius XII pursued the Reichskonkordat in 1933 against his will as well? I suppose Stepinac acted as a servant of the Ustashe against his will, too?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Why is it no surprise that a thread about spanking children brought you out of hiding, Thomas? Well, sorry to disappoint you but there will be no pictures of this act taking place! You'll have to get your jollies elsewhere.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

"Father" Thomas should know about Hitler -- the spawn of Satan who calls himself "Pope" was once his priest and probably was far more 'intimate' with Hitler than you can even imagine.

Josef Cardinal Ratzinger got in the Hitler Youth AGAINST HIS WILL. It was either that or be sent to a concentration camp, and his parents made the decision for him.

Believe me, he was as grieved about the Nazis as we all are. Well, possibly except for you heretic dogs!