[ChrisCake]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

Listen punk; You are about one smart-alecky post away from being tossed out of here.

The link is HERE, and it CLEARY PROVES that Jesus is NOT a joo!

I am so sorry. i just talked to Jesus and he told me that he is no jew!! Nor is he a vegetarian!

I repend. I truly do.

I'll go make myself a big red steak right now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

I did read the sermon. It clearly states Jesus was a jew. Or maybe you posted the wrong link?

Listen punk; You are about one smart-alecky post away from being tossed out of here.

The link is HERE, and it CLEARY PROVES that Jesus is NOT a joo!

[ChrisCake]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

You didn't bother reading the sermon I linked to, did you Mr. Godmocker.

I did read the sermon. It clearly states Jesus was a jew. Or maybe you posted the wrong link?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

Okay. I take it back. Jesus was not born a jew. He was probably raised as one though, since there were no christians at the time of his birth and childhood.
So if Jesus was not a jew - he was what then?

You didn't bother reading the sermon I linked to, did you Mr. Godmocker.

[ChrisCake]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

An American of course. Jesus is a winner!

Oh.. okay. I see. That makes sense.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

So if Jesus was not a jew - he was what then? A heathen? A pegan? Is that what you're saying?

An American of course. Jesus is a winner!

[ChrisCake]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

LIAR!! You take that back!!

Jesus is not a damned joo!

Vegetaranism is no different than bestiality and communism!

Okay. I take it back. Jesus was not born a jew. He was probably raised as one though, since there were no christians at the time of his birth and childhood.
So if Jesus was not a jew - he was what then? A heathen? A pegan? Is that what you're saying?

And remember also that God looks upon the person before the deed. As in the story of Cain and Abel. God saw first that Abel was a good man and therefore accepted his offering. Next he saw that Cain was not and therefore did not accept his offering.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

Jesus was a vegetarian - or at least meant to be one. He was to be nourished by honey and butter, to know the difference between right and wrong, according to Isaiah (7:14-15).

Jesus was also a jew. And many jews were vegetarians at that time.

... do you really think Jesus was a homo?

LIAR!! You take that back!!

Jesus is not a damned joo!

Vegetaranism is no different than bestiality and communism!

[ChrisCake]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

I thought being a homosexual was the same as being a vegetarian and visa versa.

Jesus was a vegetarian - or at least meant to be one. He was to be nourished by honey and butter, to know the difference between right and wrong, according to Isaiah (7:14-15).

Jesus was also a jew. And many jews were vegetarians at that time.

... do you really think Jesus was a homo?

[ChrisCake]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

I'm not shocked or surprised to hear that you admit to these two sins, because they in fact often are committed in tandem, and Jesus is deeply offended by them. I'll bet you enjoy committing bestiality and spitting on the American flag as well.

Please read THIS and then repent of your depraved lifestyle.

The first step of everything is admitting your sins, dear Pastor.
But there is something I do not understand. If I am to follow the bible, how can I do so by eating meat, when it clearly says in Romans 14:21 "it is good neither to eat flesh, nor to drink wine, nor any thing whereby thy brother stumbleth".
I am aware that 14:20 states "For meat destroy not the word of God", but the greek word (broma) in 14:20 i a general word for food (not meat), whereas the word for flesh in greek is Kreas and is the one used in 14:21.

I do not consider myself an enjoyer of spitting on the american flag, thank you very much. I love america. I have family there.

[Justin Z]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

It is true. Satanists are vegetarians. You never seen in the bible of someone slaughtering a young lamb for celebration then a heaven bound person saying "No thanks! I am a vegetarian!"

[Dirk]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

Being a Homosexual and a vegetarian, I now realize that I am heading straight to hell to burn in the eternal fire. On top of that - I'm danish.

How the hell do i get out?

I thought being a homosexual was the same as being a vegetarian and visa versa.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

Being a Homosexual and a vegetarian, I now realize that I am heading straight to hell to burn in the eternal fire. On top of that - I'm danish.

How the hell do i get out?

I'm not shocked or surprised to hear that you admit to these two sins, because they in fact often are committed in tandem, and Jesus is deeply offended by them. I'll bet you enjoy committing bestiality and spitting on the American flag as well.

Please read THIS and then repent of your depraved lifestyle.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

I hope that you have removed all those vile sex toys and the home movies that your type are famous for. If not, contact one of the Pastors and they will tell you how to properly dispose of them so you do not accidentally infect some young innocent.The flannel shirts have got to go too.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

Praise the Lord!! Maybe now, after going public with your cure, the stoopid scientists and psychologists and academics will put an end to the blasphemous "research" trying to tie homersexurality to "natural" causes. You have been cured through Jesus and Landover Baptist Church--- end of story!!