[Morgana]

Re: Homosexuals

What are you trying to imply?

I think this is what he was trying to imply...

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Homosexuals

Waste of money, 2 sheds, if you have extra cash give it to Jesus!
Malachi 3:8

Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

We are talking about two women.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Homosexuals

What kind of straight man stays engaged for six years?

Your permanent "engagement" is part of his pretense at heterosexuality.

What are you trying to imply?

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: Homosexuals

He's been ENGAGED to me for 6 years duh! What kind of a homer would want to marry a woman?

What kind of straight man stays engaged for six years?

Your permanent "engagement" is part of his pretense at heterosexuality.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Homosexuals

Could they not each have their own shed if they wished such isolation at that time of the month?

Waste of money, 2 sheds, if you have extra cash give it to Jesus!
Malachi 3:8

Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Homosexuals

Just on that thought BTB ... and given this thread is all about homer behaviour .... how do a pair of lezbo's manage that time of the month?

I can't imagine what is worse ... having to use the menstra shed after another woman had used it or (if their cycles lined up) having to share it with another woman at the same time!

Could they not each have their own shed if they wished such isolation at that time of the month?

[Sister Charli]

Re: Homosexuals

They also don't have an "unclean" time so they are able to help all month long, where I cannot. He sends me to my shed every month, but that's ok. I knit a lot of things for him while I'm in there and I pray a lot and that is fun. JESUS like that too .

Just on that thought BTB ... and given this thread is all about homer behaviour .... how do a pair of lezbo's manage that time of the month?

I can't imagine what is worse ... having to use the menstra shed after another woman had used it or (if their cycles lined up) having to share it with another woman at the same time!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Homosexuals

My oh My 6 years you say, why so long?
Does not seem fair to have kept you hanging around waiting for your big day for SO long.

He is a very busy and important man. I can wait a little while longer.

I used to do a lot of the chores and stuff around Zeke's house but he has taken some of the burden off me and now he uses some kind of dark skinned foreigners to help around the house. They seem to be at his every beck and call. They even help him shower and wash his back (which obviously I can't do until we are married) They are such a help! They also don't have an "unclean" time so they are able to help all month long, where I cannot. He sends me to my shed every month, but that's ok. I knit a lot of things for him while I'm in there and I pray a lot and that is fun. JESUS like that too .

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Homosexuals

He's been ENGAGED to me for 6 years duh! What kind of a homer would want to marry a woman?

My oh My 6 years you say, why so long?
Does not seem fair to have kept you hanging around waiting for your big day for SO long.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Homosexuals

He's been ENGAGED to me for 6 years duh! What kind of a homer would want to marry a woman?

[Lisa H]

Re: Homosexuals

These little kiddies really did some decent parenting. Their parents should stop sparing the rod and leaving them unsupervised.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Homosexuals

Look, Pastor Ezekial is obsessed with things involving anal foreplay, and anal sex. I think we should stand up and put an end to this Homer in disguise! PRAISE JESUS

Why do you tell these lies?

Oh, and on that subject ... your signature line ... worshipping God since '92.

You told us in another thread that you are 18.

Babies can not worship God.

So ... please ... no more lies young man.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Homosexuals

Look, Pastor Ezekial is obsessed with things involving anal foreplay, and anal sex. I think we should stand up and put an end to this Homer in disguise! PRAISE JESUS

Dear Godmocking Pervert;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Homosexuals

Look, Pastor Ezekial is obsessed with things involving anal foreplay, and anal sex. I think we should stand up and put an end to this Homer in disguise! PRAISE JESUS

What a horrible thing to say! Pastor Zeke is the nicest, most kindest and understandingest Pastor a young girl or boy could ask for!

Gays are mean and sneaky, they would NEVER have a week-long retreat for Christian teens like Pastor Zeke does! He's like Jesus Himself!

Tammi

[Levi Jones]

Re: Homosexuals

Pastor Ezekiel Flint is the most NOT GAY person I know.

Apologize for your libel, god-mocker.