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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    By belief exactly, Pastor. I do not believe that our saviour would present us with a 2+2=5 situation, and when I come across one, I want to be able to see where I have gone wrong and find what is right. With this philosophical problem we are currently discussing, and with what is being said about God in relation to it, I'm seeing a 2+2=5. That can't be right.

    Maybe God's intentions are hidden from us here, but I don't see why I can't search for them. I do not blame God, I'm not trying to correct God, I am trying to discover God, even if I will never find the answer.
    Well that's all fine and dandy, son, but spending all your time nit-picking and demanding to know "why" all the time is no way to gain Salvation. You need to shut up and believe. Accept God's Word, and accept that we are incapable of knowing all of the "whys and wherefores" of God's Divine Plan. If you make it to Heaven, I'm sure Jesus will be happy to explain it all over a cold beer and a plate of barbecue.

    Now, have you Tithed yet?

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Not that He would ever say such a thing, but if the Savior of Mankind says that 2+2=5, then by Christ it does. And once again, who are you to question God? Do you presume to know more than He does?

    Your clever quips won't make a tinker's damn once Jesus casts you into the lake of fire.
    By belief exactly, Pastor. I do not believe that our saviour would present us with a 2+2=5 situation, and when I come across one, I want to be able to see where I have gone wrong and find what is right. With this philosophical problem we are currently discussing, and with what is being said about God in relation to it, I'm seeing a 2+2=5. That can't be right.

    Maybe God's intentions are hidden from us here, but I don't see why I can't search for them. I do not blame God, I'm not trying to correct God, I am trying to discover God, even if I will never find the answer.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    Oh course like a child I would follow the word of the Jesus. But what does a child do when 2+2 equals 5?
    Not that He would ever say such a thing, but if the Savior of Mankind says that 2+2=5, then by Christ it does. And once again, who are you to question God? Do you presume to know more than He does?

    Your clever quips won't make a tinker's damn once Jesus casts you into the lake of fire.

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    That's pretty arrogant.

    Matthew 18:3 And [Jesus] said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

    Little children don't do much philosophising. They just blindly obey. I'd advise you to do the same, boy.
    Oh course like a child I would follow the word of the Jesus. But what does a child do when 2+2 equals 5?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    But my Philosophy will always be after Christ...... I want to understand Christ.
    That's pretty arrogant.

    Matthew 18:3 And [Jesus] said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

    Little children don't do much philosophising. They just blindly obey. I'd advise you to do the same, boy.

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    All you need is to study the Holy Word of God.

    Colossians 2:8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.

    How old are you boy? You sound like a 14 year old who thinks he knows more than God.
    But my Philosophy will always be after Christ...... I want to understand Christ.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    I will always trust in God, but as a creation of almighty God, made in his image, saved by the blood of his only son (maybe, although granted, not according to you), I don't believe I am a piece of junk.

    God has given me the faculty to philosophise, I've seen people on here who claim they are saved, philosophise themselves. Using that same faculty of philosophy. In this very thread, in fact. Philosophy I don't believe to be useless, and for me, this is a philosophical problem.
    All you need is to study the Holy Word of God.

    Colossians 2:8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.

    How old are you boy? You sound like a 14 year old who thinks he knows more than God.

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  • Hitoshi
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    God has given me the faculty to philosophise, I've seen people on here who claim they are saved, philosophise themselves. Using that same faculty of philosophy. In this very thread, in fact. Philosophy I don't believe to be useless, and for me, this is a philosophical problem.
    you need get thesaurus okay.

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    I will always trust in God, but as a creation of almighty God, made in his image, saved by the blood of his only son (maybe, although granted, not according to you), I don't believe I am a piece of junk.

    God has given me the faculty to philosophise, I've seen people on here who claim they are saved, philosophise themselves. Using that same faculty of philosophy. In this very thread, in fact. Philosophy I don't believe to be useless, and for me, this is a philosophical problem.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    Why question God's Will?
    I put it down to God having a sense of humor.
    Amen, sister, Amen.

    The trouble with unsaved fools like this fellow is that they spend too much time thinking for themselves instead of trusting in the Lord. These philosophizers are nothing but mental masturbators, building themselves a wall that seperates themselves from the cleansing blood of Christ. The truth is, who are we to question God? We are maggots, vermin who richly deserve to suffer eternal torment in hellfire.

    Bottom line, trust God, not yourself.

    He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
    Proverbs 28:26

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  • Talitha
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    Why does God need us to feel better by comparison? Especially in the case of the millions of hell-bound sperm cells whom really never had a chance to be saved, since in their short lives they never had a capacity of choice. That just doesn't seem to be fair. A good man will send millions of sperm cells to hell merely to make the one that was already going to be successful feel better about itself. It seems illogical.

    I am a determinist but as someone who wishes to be saved, i find this a rather difficult obstacle to overcome. Why God, do you punish the innocent cells when you already know which cell is going to be successful. Cells have no faculty for thought!
    Why question God's Will?
    I put it down to God having a sense of humor.

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
    It's a microcosm of the world. For every saved person, there are hundreds of millions of unsaved. If all were saved, virtue would not be appreciated. The sinners make the pious look better.

    I shudder to think of a world without unsaved scum like you. Nobody would gush about my Godliness and praise my many, many remarkable qualities. I would no longer stand out as a completely perfect specimen of holiness to be envied by all.
    Why does God need us to feel better by comparison? Especially in the case of the millions of hell-bound sperm cells whom really never had a chance to be saved, since in their short lives they never had a capacity of choice. That just doesn't seem to be fair. A good man will send millions of sperm cells to hell merely to make the one that was already going to be successful feel better about itself. It seems illogical.

    I am a determinist but as someone who wishes to be saved, i find this a rather difficult obstacle to overcome. Why God, do you punish the innocent cells when you already know which cell is going to be successful. Cells have no faculty for thought!

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  • Old Man Hatchet
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    Why does God bother making so many when he already has equipped one as the successful one? Is the successful ones success hinging on the unsuccessful ones failure? that does not seem a logical design.

    Why do we have so many bullets in the gun when one is blessed? What is the need for the others?
    It's a microcosm of the world. For every saved person, there are hundreds of millions of unsaved. If all were saved, virtue would not be appreciated. The sinners make the pious look better.

    I shudder to think of a world without unsaved scum like you. Nobody would gush about my Godliness and praise my many, many remarkable qualities. I would no longer stand out as a completely perfect specimen of holiness to be envied by all.

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Why does God bother making so many when he already has equipped one as the successful one? Is the successful ones success hinging on the unsuccessful ones failure? that does not seem a logical design.

    Why do we have so many bullets in the gun when one is blessed? What is the need for the others?

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  • Ahimaaz Smith
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    Re: Why do men have so many sperm if only one fertilizes the egg?

    Originally posted by Sauron View Post
    You also forget that over half the blasphemy die on their way to the egg. One reason is due to the acidity of the blasphemy, and another reason is that some of the blasphemy travel down one blasphemy while the rest travel down the other. Unfortunately, only one of the blasphemy has the released egg.
    Thanks, Sauron. None of us made it through third grade sex ed class, so this is really quite educational for us.

    Here's another reason for you: And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness.... Genesis 1:26 God, too, must have many sperm cells.

    Originally posted by Joshua View Post
    It still doesn't mean you can wank off.
    Unless he wants to burn in Hell.

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