[MitzaLizalor]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

Does any of the above post make sense to anyone else?

DOTH THINE UNDERSTANDING PERVADITH THEE?

Shouldn't that be PERVADEST NOT THEE THINE UNDERSTANDING?

His† head's a funny colour. Has it been shrunk or something?

† CAUTION links to profile/I wish I hadn't seen it now

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

Does any of the above post make sense to anyone else?

No.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

Does any of the above post make sense to anyone else?

[JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

well if you must know think of the gentleman and scholar who spends his whole life need I say more doing naught more than "wiping", ....Now you present the fool who persists in exploring sensations as presented by the outlet at the bottom if you will of one's colon.
Does this present one "senses"
as it were? Yes, but only those when properly relationed to afford one a good cleansing of the aforementioned periphery.
Now, were one to indulge....nay..to allow oneself to experience the "emotions" provided by a plunging of one's digit or other soft device into said regions one may presume that one has wasted that same time on experiances
unrelated to the normalcy of life.
DOTH THINE UNDERSTANDING PERVADITH THEE?

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

With a half a roll of TP stuffed in your ass, you obviously had to exert tremendous hand pressure for your finger to pierce all the way through. Were you trying to push your stool back IN ?

Yup. Definitely homosexual.

Inform your wife/girlfriend at once before you rob her of any more of her time and life only to break her heart with your impending announcement later in time.Was it easy to go in all the way? Was the sphincter muscle loose? If so, yep, you're a flamer...sorry.You can get reparative therapy from Michelle Bachmann's husband. But first he'll discipline you.

As much as this dago queer disgusts me, I can't find much wrong with his evaluation of the situation. I mean, If ANYBODY is to know about these queer things, it would be this guy (or girl, or whatever).

[JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

With a half a roll of TP stuffed in your ass, you obviously had to exert tremendous hand pressure for your finger to pierce all the way through. Were you trying to push your stool back IN ?

Yup. Definitely homosexual.

Inform your wife/girlfriend at once before you rob her of any more of her time and life only to break her heart with your impending announcement later in time.Was it easy to go in all the way? Was the sphincter muscle loose? If so, yep, you're a flamer...sorry.You can get reparative therapy from Michelle Bachmann's husband. But first he'll discipline you.

[JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

Good call brother Nobar. The harder the better.

Of course, there are all kinds of mops and pads available, but most of them are no more than Homersexural m'ing devices.

***WARNING: LINK TO ANAL M'ING DEVICE***

OK

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

3) You can not get aids that way,

You think you can't get AIDS through sodomy??? Son, your naivety is severe. I assure you that sodomy causes a great deal of AIDS.

[ajroloff the queer]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

First off, mind your tongue when adressing any True Christian™, this is our house, not yours.

Second, I'm glad that you make light of something my True Christian™Brother takes very seriously (and it is serious). It's no laughing matter, he could have gotten the AID!!!

Hi John

1) I assure you I was just merely stating facts, which is why I used $$ for typing the word for your own

2) Elliot is not gay, the finger was literary an accident, cutting off a finger would just be quite idiotic to be honest.

3) You can not get aids that way, I am very sure so.... no offence but this is a funny link you should watch....

[satanic link deleted]

[James Hutchins]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

I have been holding off on this issue as I have been thinking long and hard about the dilemmas and problems faced by society today.
I think it all has to do with the level of penetration. Is it an accidental brushing or did it cause a belly button to go from an 'inny' to an 'outtie'? Was the depth the result of an outside force (like God) pressing you forward or merely an absent minded slip of the wrist?
I myself on many occasion have had a itch that ended up being fairly difficult to get to and I have had to ask a friend to give me a hand. Of course, I returned the favor as it is the True Christian™ thing to do.

Job 31:10
Then let my wife grind unto another, and let others bow down upon her.
Proverbs 5:9
Lest thou give thine honour unto others, and thy years unto the cruel:

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

I am probably being over cautious here. But if Eliot has picked up the AIDS through his rectal mishap is it at all possible that it could be one of those virus that can spread over the interweb? Would it make sense to at least consider that eventuality? Can a firewall stop the AIDS?

YiC

Jack

[eliot mayfield]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

yes.

How do you know this for certain?

[MoparManiac]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

yes.

[John Creeser]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

Hi Elliot

.... No, just means that you accidently touched your own a$$ dude.

But to help you, since I know christian worry about this sort of stuff....

1) Do you think about men in any sexual way?

If yes = your probably gay, sorry...
If no = you are fine, you aren't gay...

and please don't cut off your finger! was only an accident!

First off, mind your tongue when adressing any True Christian™, this is our house, not yours.

Second, I'm glad that you make light of something my True Christian™Brother takes very seriously (and it is serious). It's no laughing matter, he could have gotten the AID!!!

[ajroloff the queer]

Re: my finger went through the toilet paper, am I gay?

I was low on toilet paper, so I didn't use the normal safety barrier of half a roll. A roll per session is my general rule, but I didn't have a full roll left.
Well, it happened. My finger went through the paper and I touched myself down there, actually it was more than just a touch. I think my finger went in a little.
Does this make me a homosexual?

Hi Elliot

.... No, just means that you accidently touched your own a$$ dude.

But to help you, since I know christian worry about this sort of stuff....

1) Do you think about men in any sexual way?

If yes = your probably gay, sorry...
If no = you are fine, you aren't gay...

and please don't cut off your finger! was only an accident!