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  • Don the Baptist
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    Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    According to the article, only the top half of his body was surgically altered, so he can give birth via his vagina. And if he had had phalloplasty (construction of a penis), he could still give birth via C-section.
    This is truly disturbing, I cannot believe the depravity of sodomites and queers in this day and age.

    Also, I don't feel that pen*s is appropriate language on the forum is it, there are women-folk in our midst.

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  • Roberta
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    "he can give birth via his vagina"

    When did GOD start creating hes with vees?




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  • Nobar King
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    Knowing brother Bathfire, I am guessing that his question was not about the mysteries of childbirth. Most of us understand that around here. But thank you for your colorful description; maybe you have a future as a gynecology textbook editor.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    So as I see it there’s a woman and a man who’s a woman and they are married and the man who’s a woman is pregnant.

    The man who’s a woman is pregnant, so there’s got to be another man. So was the man who lay with the man who’s a woman, a sodomite or not?

    And if the man who’s a woman and the woman are married, did some heathen church marry 2 women or a woman and a man (who’s a woman)?

    And if they were married before God, is there adultery here?

    And finally, (ladies and the weak of heart avert your eyes)

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    How will the infant emerge into the world?

    By the Walls of Jericho, this is a puzzler.

    According to the article, only the top half of his body was surgically altered, so he can give birth via his vagina. And if he had had phalloplasty (construction of a penis), he could still give birth via C-section.

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  • Nobar King
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    This is confusing me again. I'm getting out of here.

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  • Justina Thyme
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    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    How will the infant emerge into the world?

    By the Walls of Jericho, this is a puzzler.
    This was my question, too, Brother Ezekiel, although my simpler female mind framed it as, "But how will the baby come out of his peepee?"

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    I probably should not have clicked on the link.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    So as I see it there’s a woman and a man who’s a woman and they are married and the man who’s a woman is pregnant.

    The man who’s a woman is pregnant, so there’s got to be another man. So was the man who lay with the man who’s a woman, a sodomite or not?

    And if the man who’s a woman and the woman are married, did some heathen church marry 2 women or a woman and a man (who’s a woman)?

    And if they were married before God, is there adultery here?

    And finally, (ladies and the weak of heart avert your eyes)

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    How will the infant emerge into the world?

    By the Walls of Jericho, this is a puzzler.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Are we sure this isn't really a man who just thought up a very strange and unusual lie to explain away his beer belly, possible a sodomite who thought he could get pregnant by being sodomized and is confused by his beer belly?

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  • Mr Godwin
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    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I wonder what kind of deformed monkey is going to come out . . .
    An abomnation, that's what. Science has gone too far this time, it's extraordinary. None of the students in my Baptist classrooms have pregnant fathers. What would become of the PTA? Our household is in lockdown mode this afternoon, brothers. I have taken my mother's laptop away, and she's had a tranquilizer and bed rest before dinner. My little boys have been ordered to the parlor for prayers. It's extraordinary, and I'm fed up.

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  • Larry Lee
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    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Oooh...Senior Pastor fight!

    SENIOR PASTOR FIGHT!!!
    No Sister SUV, I was wrong to cause my fellow True Christians(tM) to stumble. Just reading about those trans-homers is more than enough information for the members of our Holy Board, who spend most of their time in prayer and service to humanity.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by Dances to the wrong beat View Post
    A couple in love is having a baby - what's the big deal?
    Plenty, if you believe God's Word. God created each of us to be a man or a woman, not a he-she or a transman:

    Genesis 1:27: So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

    Mark 10:6: But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.


    Besides, childbearing is part of God's punishment specifically for women:

    Genesis 3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire [shall be] to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

    (There's a 3:16 to quote to the hippy-dippy liberal "Christians" who think that the Bible begins and ends with John 3:16.)

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  • Nobar King
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    I wonder what kind of deformed monkey is going to come out of that testosterone shooting sex monster pervert? How would you raise a child in a family like that? Everywhere he goes, the kid is going to be taunted by, "Who's your daddy", as if he was Manuel Ramirez.

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  • SUV
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    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
    Larry, I'm going to have to give you an infraction for posting a picture of a woman's boobies!

    I don't like that I have to, but then, parents always say that spanking hurts them more than the child, but in my experience a sore bottom lasts longer than a tingly hand.

    V
    Oooh...Senior Pastor fight!

    SENIOR PASTOR FIGHT!!!

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  • Brother V
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    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
    You better sit down with your Bible, because you will definitely need the Lord's help in about two minutes, after you read this news story:

    Larry, I'm going to have to give you an infraction for posting a picture of a woman's boobies!

    I don't like that I have to, but then, parents always say that spanking hurts them more than the child, but in my experience a sore bottom lasts longer than a tingly hand.

    V

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