PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

Brother Mister Mayor, He first texted me the following:

NRL: Homer welcomed me with open arms. Found suitable location. Looking at it tomorrow. Invited to special party tonight. God Bless.

I haven't heard from him since.
I've decided against Homer as a location and I'm praying for the safe return of my marketing manager. I fear the "party" he mentioned might be one like you suggested takes place there. May God have mercy.

NRL

Sister Naomi--Thanks for that report from Homerville. My guess the residents of Homerville consume more organic salads than pies.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

I can't stop envisioning Homer as a place were buck naked homers have street dance orgies. I hope I'm wrong about that.

Brother Mister Mayor,

One of my Godly marketing managers visited Homer to see if it would be a good place to expand Naomi's Moist Pie. I thought of opening up there and allowing all of Homer to taste my delicious offerings. Allow me to share with you the report of the marketing manager. He first texted me the following:

NRL: Homer welcomed me with open arms. Found suitable location. Looking at it tomorrow. Invited to special party tonight. God Bless.

I haven't heard from him since. Mother knows a woman from the Homer Baptist Church (yes, they have one) and she tells me this woman said most of the congregation is male and "fabulous." I met this woman recently and she speaks with a terribly low voice - I suspect she has a respiratory problem - and she has an unsightly pimple on her adam's apple. She seems to be a reliable source of information and is great with styling mom's hair.

I've decided against Homer as a location and I'm praying for the safe return of my marketing manager. I fear the "party" he mentioned might be one like you suggested takes place there. May God have mercy.

NRL

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

I can't stop envisioning Homer as a place were buck naked homers have street dance orgies. I hope I'm wrong about that.

[WWJDnow]

Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

No doubt God will send a twister to wipe that town out if they don't straighten up. But, when He does, I'm not sure that anyone will notice.

[Des]

Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

He just shrugs and says that's been the town's name since way back when.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town.

Amen, Mr. Mayor. Just look at all the ultra liberal scum who are bellyaching about innocent sports teams like the Redskins, the Injuns, the Squaws, and the Scalpers, but they ignore truly offensive names like Homer, Alaska and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I've pleaded with the Mayor of Homer to stop giving legitimacy to sodomy. The town's name must be changed. I've been on the phone and even driven the 30 miles north to talk to him.

He just shrugs and says that's been the town's name since way back when.

I would never be Mayor of a town that bragged it is the home of Satan's favorite sin.

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