ATTN Pandemic Deniers: are you SURE you're not bioterrorist mass-murders? Please wait a bit to be sure.

[Social Construct]

I get that republicans think "prepping" means buying a tenth gun, and it must be a bit embarassing to discover that the entire survivalist movement was an epic fail, because you can't shoot a virus.

But please, before you make that facebook post saying "it's just the flu", please consider the possible consequences:

In a matter of days to weeks everybody in the world will know if this is the flu or not. Whichever of us chose the wrong side will be discredited forever.

If you are right and we are wrong, then in a week we will be proven guilty of needlessly trashing the world economy, and for generations will be hated more than Herbert Hoover, Bernie Madoff, and the guy who started Tulipmania.

If we are right are YOU are wrong, for generations you will be remembered as bioterrorists guilty of killing millions.

Let's talk again in one week.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: ATTN Pandemic Deniers: are you SURE you're not bioterrorist mass-murders? Please wait a bit to be sure

Perhaps your research into "viruses" was rather superficial? I don't know what you think a "virus" is, there are multiple secular resources probably contradicting one another, but on some points thet are consistent.

you can't shoot a virus

You can if you use a flamethrower.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: ATTN Pandemic Deniers: are you SURE you're not bioterrorist mass-murders? Please wait a bit to be sure

There is one thing I am confident about. President Trump will find a solution to this disease. I've watched him now for several years. I can tell when he knows something he cannot share with the public.

President Trump loves the dramatic. He, after all, had his own TV show. He is waiting until things look hopeless before stepping forward with a world-wide solution. When he announces his defeat of the disease he will become our permanent President and for all practical purposes be leader of the world.

[Sally Paulson]

Re: ATTN Pandemic Deniers: are you SURE you're not bioterrorist mass-murders? Please wait a bit to be sure

Dude, everybody is waaaay ahead of you.

In the last 24 hours the world has gone from denial, to anger, to bargaining, to acceptance, and then to the final step of really, really, really grim humor.

Citation: #boomer remover is trending.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: ATTN Pandemic Deniers: are you SURE you're not bioterrorist mass-murders? Please wait a bit to be sure

Dude, everybody is waaaay ahead of you.

In the last 24 hours the world has gone from denial, to anger, to bargaining, to acceptance, and then to the final step of really, really, really grim humor.

I just had my life's shortest case of deva-ju.

"Jeb, I'm Preeeety certain this moment has not happened before." - Me

[Social Construct]

Re: ATTN Pandemic Deniers: are you SURE you're not bioterrorist mass-murders? Please wait a bit to be sure

...for generations you will be remembered as bioterrorists guilty of killing millions...

Trump is now engaged in biological warfare against his own people, as he makes a public service announcement praising democrats for gathering in huge crowds and shouting next to each other's faces:

Me, I always socially distance while peacefully protesting. I'm always further than 6 feet from the closest police officer, what with the bricks that fall short and molotovs that splash all over the place.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: ATTN Pandemic Deniers: are you SURE you're not bioterrorist mass-murders? Please wait a bit to be sure

You sissies may call tear gas “biological warfare”, I call it other things. Liberal tears, LAW, and ORDER. The Bible is very clear on how this is okay. I suggest you read Romans 13:1-7 you sinner.

[Isabella White]

Re: ATTN Pandemic Deniers: are you SURE you're not bioterrorist mass-murders? Please wait a bit to be sure

You can if you use a flamethrower.

There is one thing I am confident about. President Trump will find a solution to this disease. I've watched him now for several years. I can tell when he knows something he cannot share with the public. President Trump loves the dramatic.

Oh, how I think this is all so exciting, dear Sister Mitza and Brother Mayor Hold! Yes, yes; I have no doubt that a flamethrower could get rid of any flu virus that might be lurking in the air. And, as for our beloved President Trump finding a solution, why, perhaps he could treat it in the same way as when he suggested using nuclear bombs to stop hurricanes!

https://www.axios.com/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes-97231f38-2394-4120-a3fa-8c9cf0e3f51c.html

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: ATTN Pandemic Deniers: are you SURE you're not bioterrorist mass-murders? Please wait a bit to be sure

Turns out tear gas may be a cheaper alternative than nukes or even bleach when inoculating the hordes. Studies on-going.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: ATTN Pandemic Deniers: are you SURE you're not bioterrorist mass-murders? Please wait a bit to be sure

People be calling me insane and question why i say the typical godless Nigra needs to be locked up and have the key thrown away. They always sharply ask me “why do You defend the cops?! Do you not see what they’re doing to black people?”. It’s almost as if they are blind about whatever when they ask me this question. These videos are disgusting. Thank White Jesus for the police to do God’s work. Ordered me some tear gas on the internet and chose express shipping. Gonna clear out some protestors that won’t shut up in a nearby city. They be acting like monkeys for the past week or so.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: ATTN Pandemic Deniers: are you SURE you're not bioterrorist mass-murders? Please wait a bit to be sure

And where is Dr. Fauci when we need him? We need this strict lockdown back - Antifa needs to be ordered to work at home where they can loot and torch their own places.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: ATTN Pandemic Deniers: are you SURE you're not bioterrorist mass-murders? Please wait a bit to be sure

And where is Dr. Fauci when we need him? We need this strict lockdown back - Antifa needs to be ordered to work at home where they can loot and torch their own places.

Antifa are full of dangerous people who honestly should be quashed by the godless Kung fu virus like this antifa member who was interviewed by Jesse Watters on Fox News a few years back. He calls himself “Kevin” and has a portrait of Karl Marx behind him during the interview. That’s how you know they’re also good for nothing lazy commies.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: ATTN Pandemic Deniers: are you SURE you're not bioterrorist mass-murders? Please wait a bit to be sure

Antifa are full of dangerous people who honestly should be quashed by the godless Kung fu virus like this antifa member who was interviewed by Jesse Watters on Fox News a few years back. He calls himself “Kevin” and has a portrait of Karl Marx behind him during the interview. That’s how you know they’re also good for nothing lazy commies.

That "Kevin" there looks a little "transgender" to me there Brother Rutherford, but you remind me that we haven’t seen any Che Guevara posters and T-shirts lately. Has "Che" gone out of style - or is it that French beret that's too gay?

Once the Bolsheviks took control, killed the Tsar and his family and turned his palace into affordable housing, they discovered there wasn't any more "wealth" to redistribute as 80% of Russia at the time were peasant farmers.

I heard that Nancy Pelosi (and Chuck Shumer) are holding a "looting" party for Antifa this weekend at her Mansion. Come on over and take what you want - including some of that Kente cloth that everyone is raving about.