[WWJDnow]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

You've turned a corner.

You're still in a tunnel, headed downhill breakneck, and MAGA Casey Jones up front is opening all the taps.

Enjoy the ride?

We do. Let's see how you enjoy your ride to Gitmo when President Trump uses his second term to clear the traitors out of America.

[Didymus Much]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

...With Trump we have access to the facts, we've turned the corner.

You've turned a corner.

You're still in a tunnel, headed downhill breakneck, and MAGA Casey Jones up front is opening all the taps.

Enjoy the ride?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

Praise be to Jesus! President Trump announced today that we have turned the corner on COVID. We owe this moment to the President's leadership. I have no doubt that, if we stick with the President's policies, we'll get around this corner that we're turning and keep going full steam ahead.

What a relief. We've been waiting for this news all year. The news media, of course, just keeps on with it's old refrain that numbers are going up in several states. With Trump we have access to the facts, we've turned the corner.

[WWJDnow]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

Praise be to Jesus! President Trump announced today that we have turned the corner on COVID. We owe this moment to the President's leadership. I have no doubt that, if we stick with the President's policies, we'll get around this corner that we're turning and keep going full steam ahead.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

Mr Mayor is a politician and a diplomat.

So true, Pastor Bathfire. In conversations with Brother Mr Mayor Hold, it is always wise to pay attention not only to what he says, but also to what he does not say. In this case I took his unspoken (or in this case unwritten) words to be "for some people, subject to the usual terms and conditions, but not for you".

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

Moving to Freehold is a possibility.

No. You are an unsaved trash and as such we do not need your tithes and we do not want you in our town.

I am confused now. Again.

"Being confused" is the hallmark of the Unsaved. "Being certain" is the hallmark of the True Christian.

Mr Mayor is a politician and a diplomat.

Translate "a possibility" as "the same possibility as a snowball in Hell."

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

I saw a huge headline today on Christian Post. It claimed the "second wave" of Coronavirus was more dangerous than the first--that it causes deaths, mental illness, blah blah blah.

Why can't our Christian brothers and sisters understand there is no second wave? It is just God smiting those sinners that did not get the message the first time. Sinners pay--that's God's message.

https://www.christianpost.com/news/covid-related-mental-health-disorders-will-increased-suicides.html

[WWJDnow]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

Great news! There is a new miracle cure for COVID! Oleandrin has been shown in laboratory cultures of monkey cells to inhibit the virus. As soon as President Trump can order the FDA to skip the pesky and unnecessary animal and human clinical trials and approve oleandrin for emergency use, we can start wiping out the minimal amount of this virus that's still left in the United States.

You'll probably hear scientists on the left-wing media like ABC and NBC tell you that it's still in early stages and that oleandrin is toxic to the heart. Well, don't believe them. This is going to be just as great a cure for COVID as hydroxychloroquine and Alex Jones's colloidal toothpaste have been. A tremendous, tremendous cure!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

Belgium won the WWII? That's certainly news to me.

I assume that was before they collaborated and surrendered, or after they were liberated and taken over by the French and the Dutch. The embarrassment of having their capital city (which is named after a vegetable noted for causing flatulence) liberated by the Welsh is presumably why they lie to their children.

In Britain, a sarcastic country, Belgium is always referred to as "plucky little Belgium".

I have trouble understanding the first/second wave business. I can't see a dip in American cases significant enough to actually mark the end of the first wave.

Nor can I, Sister. It looks as though a wave came in, began to recede but was then overtaken by another wave coming in. It looks more like the tide coming in.

[Basilissa]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

Thanks to us, the Belgians, you were protected during WWII.

Belgium won the WWII? That's certainly news to me.

Anyway, back on topic. Being a feeble minded female, I have trouble understanding the first/second wave business. I can't see a dip in American cases significant enough to actually mark the end of the first wave. Can somebody please show it to me? All that charts and numbers stuff is so complicated for me.

[Philemon]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

DO NOT VISIT BELGIUM!

Remember: God protected us during World War II and He will protect us during the Coronavirus.

Thanks to us, the Belgians, you were protected during WWII. We may be confused and from a frictional country, but that is just a façade.




Yic,


Phil

[handmaiden]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

Now the Lamestream Media is claiming that more people have died from Coronavirus in this country than died in World War II.

What a dumb point to make. First of all, we have more people in this country than we did during WWII, so, of course, a larger number will be dying. Second, our American soldiers were the superior fighters, so, naturally, we did not lose that many during the war.

We lost so few of our fine young men during that conflict because God was on our side. Considering the paltry number of deaths, it would be easy for any event or circumstance to beat that number. It doesn't mean that the event or circumstance is particularly significant, it just means that it killed more people (our people, that is) than a bunch of godless national socialists.

Remember: God protected us during World War II and He will protect us during the Coronavirus.

[WWJDnow]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

Belgium is a country?

It is. But it is a country in the grips of Satan. We sent one of our pastors, Brother W-O, there a few years ago on mission. The last report I heard, he turned his back on the Church to lead a life of sin and rock-and-roll music. DO NOT VISIT BELGIUM!

[Dana723]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

Thank you, dear. You never fail to be unsurprising. As to your subsequent post, I am baffled but not sufficiently interested to seek clarification.

I wish you a pleasant morning/afternoon/evening, whichever it is in the imaginary country of Belgium.

Belgium is a country? I thought quite sure I read it someplace that it was the rudest word in the universe?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus

I want to move to Freehold if possible.

Yes, of course you do. Everyone does. But you see Freehold is a gated community that exists to support God through supporting Landover Baptist Church, through our esteemed Pastor Zeke. Landover Baptist Church has been named "Most Select Church In America" by U.S. News and World Report, "Now Harder To Get Into Than Harvard." Our Holy Church is modeled after Heaven, and if you thought it was that was hard to get into (Matthew 7:21), you've never encountered Sister Cookie in the Office.


Rather than complaining, you should be glorifying the Lord Jesus Christ and sharing the Good News that He is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn't believe in Him straight to Hell.