[MitzaLizalor]

QUIZ

sample 1
THE Mk I - 1801
highlighting: passenger accommodation
I would prefer to follow this because:
nice wheels
classy paint
speed
I wouldn't like to follow this

Easy! Just 4 simple options. Still with the Mk I – and Amish readers should note this was designed in the 18th century. Unveiled in time for Christmas 1801, we find some interesting features. There are other clips online but I'm sticking with short excerpts from this one so you can watch it through if interested. Here's the next sample:

sample 2
THE Mk I - 1801
highlighting: rear wheel steering
I would prefer to follow this because:
good roadholding
cute chimney
directional stability
I still wouldn't like to follow this

OK, that's enough from 1801. We noticed passenger inadequacies; in the Mk II, there's a great leap forward in that department. It was difficult to find good footage of this replica but there's a nice CAD graphic of the workings if you'd like see that. Here's question three:

sample 3
THE Mk II - 1802
highlighting: passenger comfort
I would prefer to follow this because:
compact axles
works without a horse
83 years before Bertha Benz
I hope I never see one

I have no idea what the Amish cut-off date is, as mentioned earlier, whether stuff from the 1700s is OK? Sometimes I've heard complaints about the horses and let's face it, if they were the only transport there'd be hundreds of millions of piles of steaming horse pollution everywhere, not to mention the fumes. To make a loaf of bread you'd need to grow twice as much grain to feed the horses and the staff required to run them. Simply screenshot each question, mark your choice and forward to your local Amish stables with your question about dates. Perhaps other devices are not satanic (in their estimation) and could be recommended.

sample 4
The CAD Graphic - 1802
highlighting: how it works
Yes! I'd follow this because:
pollution goes up not backwards & down
it prevents me from speeding
to save the dolphins
No. I prefer the horses.

Thank you for taking part in this survey.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

I was surprised to see in Post #5 that, despite their aversion to technology developed after a certain long-passed date, that these people were using a drone. I've done a reduced-size clip of a few frames (with the drone arrowed) which I'll append below. I'm not sure what the (Amish tech) date is, but steam road tractors have been around for some time – and I'm not sure which is worse to be stuck behind. There will be a quiz later.

[Phil Ander]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

This joke may be in poor taste, as a member of the Landover Baptist Church congregation was killed in an Amish drive by shooting 16 years ago.

Thanks for reminding me. Brother Mike was a closeted homer AND a democrat. I wouldn't have wanted to sit on the same pew, if you know what I mean.


Phil

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

An Amish drive by shooting.

This joke may be in poor taste, as a member of the Landover Baptist Church congregation was killed in an Amish drive by shooting 16 years ago.

[Phil Ander]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

Q. What goes.... Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop

BANG! BANG!


Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop

A. An Amish drive by shooting.



This was told to me by a somewhat inebriated Amish during his rumspringa


Phil

[WWJDnow]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

The more I learn about Amish culture, the more I think they got it almost right. Why just almost? They fail to see how much money they can raise, and how many souls they can save, for Jesus with a television ministry and a private jet for each pastor.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

Point taken. Please note that I didn't say that I believed or supported Hobbits. I just know enough about the Amish to distinguish them from Hobbits. . . And Mennonites.

We know you're good and Godly, sister. It was that Romanist who said:

I think the Amish are nice people. They remind me of the Hobbits.

Which, by transposition, reads:

I think the [Hobbits] are nice people.

Like the Mafia, the Catholics will never disavow anything done by one of their own, no matter how vile, such as child molestation or writing demonic grimoires.

[handmaiden]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

Hobbits come from The Lord of the Rings, a witchcraft-promoting book written by a Catholic. They are of the Devil!

Point taken. Please note that I didn't say that I believed or supported Hobbits. I just know enough about the Amish to distinguish them from Hobbits. . . And Mennonites.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

Hobbits come from The Lord of the Rings, a witchcraft-promoting book written by a Catholic. They are of the Devil!

[handmaiden]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

I think the Amish are nice people. They remind me of the Hobbits.

Hobbits wear buttons on their clothes, which the Amish think is prideful. The Amish wear shoes, which Hobbits have never heard of.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

I think the Amish are nice people. They remind me of the Hobbits.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

Leviticus 20:15, God forbids bestiality, but that doesn't stop Amishmen from screwing their horses.

Have you ever smelled an Amish woman? If I were an Amish man, I'd prefer the horses, too.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

I have a friend who was recently talking to (I think) some Amish, or had questions, whatever. Perhaps you could help me with some answers? Which aspects of God's Plan do they follow and which do they overlook?

The Amish are sissy pacifists. There are numerous Bible verses exhorting us to commit acts of violence, and they ignore every single one of those. One thing the Bible doesn't say is that men have to grow long beards, but the Amish treat this like its of of the 10 Commandments. Likewise, God certainly doesn't tell us to spurn modern technology but the Amish have based their entire identity around this idiosyncrasy. Leviticus 20:15, God forbids bestiality, but that doesn't stop Amishmen from screwing their horses. Also they refuse to follow the law of the land (in violation of the Bible) and only send their kids to school up to the eighth grade. All American children have a right to an education through high school, unless they happen to be born to some Amish people.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

That's the problem with the Amish. Sure, they follow a lot of God's laws, but by no means ALL of them. [Reference to television not included]

I have a friend who was recently talking to (I think) some Amish, or had questions, whatever. Perhaps you could help me with some answers? Which aspects of God's Plan do they follow and which do they overlook?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines

That said, a bunch of patriots DRESSED as Amishmen with pitch forks and scythes...


Wouldn't take much effort to disguise these guys as Amish. Or Jihadis.

I'm sorry I can't look at a picture of Amish men without laughing. They're like the French when it comes to fighting wars except they lost their entire country in the process. Amishland? Amersham? No such place. They're pathetic losers, if I were a liberal I would convert them to tofu and wellness in about 15 seconds and brand them with my initials and they would beg for illegal drugs and orgiastic anal sex with farm animals. That's how much we can depend on the Amish.