[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

Wellington,

I, too, offered prayers for your partner. I felt the Holy Ghost telling me to pray against her, so she may be fired by now. God is so good - all the time!

Are you married?

I am not. I am the owner of successful pie shops in several states. My pie is well known - both men and women love it! If you ever see one of my shops in your travels, please feel free to stop in and enjoy one on the house; just print out this message and bring it with you.

An interesting story: In New Jersey, one of the ambulance companies is owned by a Christian man whose application for employment requires those looking for work to write a full page testimony of how they came to love the Lord and their feelings regarding praying for those whom they serve. Anyone not willing to complete that section (or anyone refusing to pray) is not hired. He has been sued many times, but God just keeps blessing him so he wins the suits and keeps praising Jesus!

Yours in the love of Christ,
NRL

[VictoryOS]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

Greetings, Mr. Tree! Your co-worker sounds like a homosexual. I'll be praying for you and if I find time I will pray for her as well.

[Artofburning]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

Welcome! It's always a breath of fresh air when I realize there are still decent, God fearing Christians out there.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

Welcome! You seem like a good Christian man, and I look forward to learning more from you as we praise Jesus on these forums.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[Tree of Woe]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

You know, this all brings back so many fond childhood memories. When my Father was giving one of his field hands his "Regular whipping" he did in fact have him bound to an old oak tree.

"Wash away my sins Lord" CRACK! " Make me clean and pure as snow " WHACK! " Beating out the demons at the tree of woe! " WHIP...

Gosh, I used to swing from an old rope left hanging in that tree.

Praise God on high, and my new found friends for bringing back such wonderful memories!

John 19:1 Then Pilate therefore took Jesus, and scourged him.

Whipping a Godless heathen just brings them closer to our lord, if I am reading the scripture right.

[John Creeser]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

Are you sure about this? Are you sure that you don't remember wrong?

Am pretty sure he's correct, there were plenty of Tree's of Woe the darkies encountered on plantations back in the good old days.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

Hello Mr Sherlock and welcome to Landover Baptist. I will join Sister Mary Etheldreda in prayer for your co-worker.

Are you sure about this? Are you sure that you don't remember wrong?

I can well believe, Brother Marco, that this young man's father's slaves may have been so ignorant as to mistake the cross on which Our Lord (temporarily) died for a tree. As far as they were concerned, lynchings generally involved trees and so anything made of wood would appear to be a tree in their primitive minds.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

" Tree of Woe " is from an old Hymn the slaves used to sing on my family plantation.

Are you sure about this? Are you sure that you don't remember wrong?

[Tree of Woe]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

Welcome friend - your Godly post is quite refreshing compared to the hordes of Godmockers we get on this holiest of forums.

Do you hunt? Do you use a rifle or bow?

I was more of a fisherman, and not the good kind sadly...

When I was a young man I fell into a crowd that went fishing. By fishing, I mean "noodling" the practice of catching a catfish my letting in get your hand or arm in its mouth.

As Christ has taught us " NOT IN THE MOUTH ". I have since repented for this quasi-felatio fetish. Satan's homosexual fishing bait was revealed to me by my Father, and several months of brutal beatings later I felt cleansed.

To answer you question on hunting. Yes, I kill everything that walks, flys, or climbs a tree. I will use a rifle, pistol, spear, bow, knife or my bare hands. My wife Karen runs an Vegan outreach program where she helps cure them of the homosexual practice of eating vegetables. The meat comes in handy.

[Tree of Woe]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

You do realize that "Tree of Woe" is a reference to the tree that Conan the Barbarian was crucified on, yes crucified, by Thulsa Doom, a magical negro Snake Demon..

Why did you choose that name? I think maybe you know a little too much about the occult.

And there was nudity in that movie too!

Is your name chosen somehow to mock Christianity?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09kuOAr_wkc

Get thee behind me Satan! " Tree of Woe " is from an old Hymn the slaves used to sing on my family plantation. I have never heard the song all the way through, but what I heard ( in between lashes from a whip ) sounded very uplifting ( Father believed that disciplining his farm hands cleansed them from sin ).

I dont know what a "Conan" is. I am going to respectfully ask that you keep your gay enuendo to yourself.

[John Creeser]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

Welcome friend - your Godly post is quite refreshing compared to the hordes of Godmockers we get on this holiest of forums.

Do you hunt? Do you use a rifle or bow?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

Welcome then, Tree of Woe. We are friendly here and trusty, too. I am myself from your neck of the woods. In fact, one of my neighbors was Vice President of the Angleton Bank of Commerce until he was falsely accused of making improper loans to himself. He was the victim of a power struggle with godless elements within the bank. Those were sound loans, but he found himself imprisoned.

Do tell us of your life with Jesus and your work for the Lord. Many here are unfamiliar with godly Texas, as they are forced to live among Yankees, Englishmen, Chinamen and the like. They are trapped indoors to avoid their neighbors and they thirst for news from the rest of the world.

God Bless!

[JustGotSaved]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

Stuff, you know, stuff. )

You do realize that "Tree of Woe" is a reference to the tree that Conan the Barbarian was crucified on, yes crucified, by Thulsa Doom, a magical negro Snake Demon..

Why did you choose that name? I think maybe you know a little too much about the occult.

And there was nudity in that movie too!

Is your name chosen somehow to mock Christianity?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09kuOAr_wkc

[Tree of Woe]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

I'd love to hear your favorite converting practice!

Well, I no longer believe in medicine, none of it. But one thing we learned in Paramedic school that I do believe in is something they call the "Teachable Moment". The teachable moment is where you Judge the injured or sick person. Here is an example:

Paramedic: Maam, what seems to be the problem today?

Godless Whore: I am having lower abdominal pains.

Paramedic: Hmmm... May I ask another question?

Godless Whore: Yes, but please hurry, I am in pain.

Paramedic: You are a GODLESS whore! The pain you are feeling is your unclean organs rotting from the inside out. I cant help you, only our Lord can save you. REPENT YOUR SINS NOW if you want to avoid an eternity of pain, gnashing of teeth, wailing, burning and torment.

Godless Whore: --------- ghhha---- ckkk----- blurbbble---- cough-----------------------------------------------------------------

Paramedic: Praise God! Another one in your sweet embrace!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: May God have mercy on your soul.

Friend, I shall add your prayer request to my Prayer List.

Jesus Lord, You are the Lord of Mercy, and You are the Lord of Hope. Hear our friend Wellington Sherlock's plea, and deliver Your Grace to his foul, degenerate partner through the form of the AIDS virus. May she learn to lean on You and only You in these few days ahead of her in this, her short, and hopeless life. We just lift Wellington Sherlock's ambulance to you, Dear Jesus, and we just plea the Blood of Life around Wellington Sherlock, and we just ask that you Bless his work as he compels the degenerate unsaved trash around him to convert in order to avoid an eternity of torture and anguish, as is Your Divine Right to inflict upon them and upon us all because we are naught but Your lowly creatures. And yet, some of us you pluck right out of the very coal chute straight to Hell, and you Save us, and you show the world your Mercy and your Charity through us! We just bless you, Jesus, and we praise your Holy Name!

Amen!