[FroYoInfo]

Re: Hello to landover.

Why would you spend years of your life learning astrology? Even Richard Dawkins thinks that's hogwash.

I'm confused as why you asked that. I'm planning on being an astrophysicist, not an astrologer.
Astrology isn't really even related to astrophysics.

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello to landover.

Actually, I have no job... Yet. I am still in college and planning on being an astrophysicist.

Why would you spend years of your life learning astrology? Even Richard Dawkins thinks that's hogwash.

[FroYoInfo]

Re: Hello to landover.

Hello, my impressionable, mentally weak, vulnerable, young, new friend!

I take it your username means you can provide us with information about frozen yogurt. Do you work at a frozen yogurt stand? Isn't it wonderful how God has blessed us with a country where everybody can find a job where they're able to contribute at their own level?

I'm sure selling frozen yogurt is all you can ever hope to do, and that is OK!

Isn't God wonderful?

Actually, I have no job... Yet. I am still in college and planning on being an astrophysicist.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello to landover.

Hello, my impressionable, mentally weak, vulnerable, young, new friend!

I take it your username means you can provide us with information about frozen yogurt. Do you work at a frozen yogurt stand? Isn't it wonderful how God has blessed us with a country where everybody can find a job where they're able to contribute at their own level?

I'm sure selling frozen yogurt is all you can ever hope to do, and that is OK!

Isn't God wonderful?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello to landover.

It seems I have gained much negative reputation. May I ask: Why?...

For saying you idolize Jesus while refusing to listen to what He tells us in the Bible.

...I am just a peace loving guy here that wants to make friends with a wide range of people, including the Christians at Landover...

That's nice, but the Bible tells the faithful not to be friends with non-Christians.

2 Corinthians 6:14 "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?"

It tells them to try as hard as they can to convince you to accept Jesus' temporary sacrifice:

2 Timothy 4:2 "Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine."

But if it doesn't work, give up and try the next guy/house/town:

Mark 6:11 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello to landover.

It seems I have gained much negative reputation. May I ask: Why? I'm sorry if I offended anyone by what I said. Please forgive me. I am just a peace loving guy here that wants to make friends with a wide range of people, including the Christians at Landover. I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot.

Listen gimp; If you think that you can avoid eternal damnation and enter Heaven by being a "nice guy," then you're wronger than wrong can be. Take a look at my Sermon on the subject HERE.

[FroYoInfo]

Re: Hello to landover.

It seems I have gained much negative reputation. May I ask: Why? I'm sorry if I offended anyone by what I said. Please forgive me. I am just a peace loving guy here that wants to make friends with a wide range of people, including the Christians at Landover. I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello to landover.

No... It was a mental error during the typing of my post.

Dear Retard;

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. For normal people.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


PS. If you are truly interested in finding Salvation, I suggest you order this book. It is available on Amazon.

[FroYoInfo]

Re: Hello to landover.

Is this one of those relativity jokes? Like: Einstein is in a train to Oxford and then he asks the machinist: "when does Oxford station arrive at this train?"

No... It was a mental error during the typing of my post.

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello to landover.

I have no idea why I said welcome you.

Is this one of those relativity jokes? Like: Einstein is in a train to Oxford and then he asks the machinist: "when does Oxford station arrive at this train?"

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello to landover.

I had a typo. I meant introduce myself. I have no idea why I said welcome you. You are the ones welcoming me!

The important thing is that you've tuned into the Holy Ghost's gentle promptings to search your heart and confess your offenses against Him!

[FroYoInfo]

Re: Hello to landover.

Threats? Intimidate? I am confused. All I did was welcome you.
I am only trying to be polite.

I had a typo. I meant introduce myself. I have no idea why I said welcome you. You are the ones welcoming me!

[FroYoInfo]

Re: Hello to landover.

Your threats are not welcome, fellow. You have admitted to being an unsaved wretch and an idol worshipper and then you have tied to intimidate us with your angers and unnatural passions. We do not fear the likes of you. What do you want here?

Threats? Intimidate? I am confused. All I did was welcome you.
I am only trying to be polite.

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello to landover.

What do you want here?

Perhaps, as a great philosopher once noted: you can't always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need. What our friend needs is a KJV 1611 Bible.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello to landover.

Hello, LBC. I am a man with ASD, Autism Spectrum Disorder. I do not go to any church, as I am not Christian. I am not of a religion, but I wouldn't call myself athiest. I have many idols, and one of them is Jesus Christ. I also look up to other religious figures, like Confucius, and Buddha. I am not here to flame you. I am normally laid back and relaxed, but will get angry sometimes.
Have a nice day.

Your threats are not welcome, fellow. You have admitted to being an unsaved wretch and an idol worshipper and then you have tied to intimidate us with your angers and unnatural passions. We do not fear the likes of you. What do you want here?