[Mike Miller]

Re: Hello loves.

Young lady (no, Brother Witch Hammer, I'm not talking to you, rather the unsaved girl), I just mailed you some proper women's clothing that the ladies of my church collect for unsaved, girls with loose morals and short clothes. While you are waiting for the package, I'm including a picture of one of the dresses in the package. This was the ad for them, and we included all four dresses. Aren't they charming and modest?

Thank you for the ad. My wife normally has to make the clothes that her my daughters wear (most stores these days don't carry modest Godly outfits).

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Hello loves.

Fair enough, wench. Your unfeigned expression of regret has softened my heart for the time being. However, I feel it is my duty as a True Christian alpha male to issue this rebuke:



You dress like a tart. A man without my rigid moral compunctions might be inclined to m@sturbate furiously to such a photograph, securing himself a place in eternal hellfire!
Proverbs 7:10

Young lady (no, Brother Witch Hammer, I'm not talking to you, rather the unsaved girl), I just mailed you some proper women's clothing that the ladies of my church collect for unsaved, girls with loose morals and short clothes. While you are waiting for the package, I'm including a picture of one of the dresses in the package. This was the ad for them, and we included all four dresses. Aren't they charming and modest?

[Des]

Re: Hello loves.

lol. that isn't even that revealing of a pic. especially compared to the girls in porno who are totally nude. i don't watch porno though heh.

Just last week my assistant, Mariko, came out of the hotel bathroom dressed similarly. I promptly threw her down on the bed and pummeled her backside with a flogger I hastily made using clothes hangers. Even a Chinese Gook from Tokyo like her should remember to have some modesty. Show some self respect for goodness sake, harlot!

[Brother Jessup]

Re: Hello loves.



Selfies taken in front of the mirror by painted whores are a sign of vanity, and vanity is a sin according to scripture!

Proverbs 31:30

Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the Lord, she shall be praised.

Psalm 119:37

Turn away mine eyes from beholding vanity; and quicken thou me in thy way.

Loose women are not welcome in God's paradise, nor are they welcome here.

Btw, you look like a common jezebel asking to get raped! Doesn't it make you feel the least bit guilty knowing that you could cause a perfectly innocent God fear'n Christian man to rape you?

Worse yet, the poor victim will be obligated to buy you from your father for fifty shekels of silver, and then he'll be forced to marry you too! As a woman, you should learn to act and dress more responsibly!

You ought to be ashamed of yourself, unworthy whore!

The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd has spoken……..…Amen!

[Damned Angelique]

Re: Hello loves.

i don't watch porno though heh.

Sure you don't...

[JohnnyTightLips]

Re: Hello loves.

Fair enough, wench. Your unfeigned expression of regret has softened my heart for the time being. However, I feel it is my duty as a True Christian alpha male to issue this rebuke:



You dress like a tart. A man without my rigid moral compunctions might be inclined to m@sturbate furiously to such a photograph, securing himself a place in eternal hellfire!
Proverbs 7:10

lol. that isn't even that revealing of a pic. especially compared to the girls in porno who are totally nude. i don't watch porno though heh.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello loves.

My name is Rachel (I'm automatically saved, because I have a biblical name)




.

You are mistaken. John 3:7 lets us know that we must be born again in spirit if we are to achieve salvation.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Hello loves.

Welcome, Rachel. You are most welcome to learn more and become Saved by Him! But there is so much you must do -- be baptized, marry, obey ALL the commandments in the Bible (please capitalize God's most precious and holy Word), and bear children. Also, you must behave in a modest, Christian, ladylike, meek, and submissive manner. Contact me if you need any help. I can offer one other tip of advice -- read the entire KJV Bible before the week is out!

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello loves.

My name is Rachel (I'm automatically saved, because I have a biblical name), and my favorite bible verse is:
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
8. Deuteronomy 23:1
Obviously it's from the King James.

ISIS are all muslim faggots.
I hope we can all be friends.

Not so fast, little miss. You salvation comes via one method only.

I Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

How many children have your born?

YIC

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello loves.

Hello Shiny, I am sorry you've gotten off on the wrong foot here, and I would be most delighted to help you learn to fit in a little better.

Tell me, do you have a Web cam?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello loves.

I am SO sorry. I guess I was being a stupid woman, I shouldn't be online, I'm distracted by all the dishes I should be doing right now. I know it's not an excuse, and I am very sorry sir. I will pray to God to help me be not be such a dumb woman, and more obedient. Please forgive me, it will not happen again. Sorry to anybody that I offended with my stupidity

Fair enough, wench. Your unfeigned expression of regret has softened my heart for the time being. However, I feel it is my duty as a True Christian alpha male to issue this rebuke:



You dress like a tart. A man without my rigid moral compunctions might be inclined to m@sturbate furiously to such a photograph, securing himself a place in eternal hellfire!
Proverbs 7:10

[ShinyToyHunter69]

Re: Hello loves.

A cautions Welcome to you, young Lady. You seem to have your heart in the right place and you are seeking Jesus in earnest. However, please do not be too hasty in your posting, for instance, Mr. W. Hammer would not probably appreciate being called a "ma'am".

Proverbs 29:20
Seest thou a man that is hasty in his words? there is more hope of a fool than of him.



But, do not worry, if you persist, be patient and learn, keep God's commandments (all of them), get a baptism and do some marital begetting (1 Timothy 2:15), Jesus will eventually Redeem you and you have a chance of seeing HEAVEN with us!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thank you for your kindness. I'm reading my bible right now, all I want is to be saved. I am so tired of being a sinner and I am trying to change. I will change and go to heaven with all of the God-fearing members of this amazing website!

[ShinyToyHunter69]

Re: Hello loves.

Who are you calling ma'am?

I am SO sorry. I guess I was being a stupid woman, I shouldn't be online, I'm distracted by all the dishes I should be doing right now. I know it's not an excuse, and I am very sorry sir. I will pray to God to help me be not be such a dumb woman, and more obedient. Please forgive me, it will not happen again. Sorry to anybody that I offended with my stupidity.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello loves.

My warnings were too late... Indeed, unfortunately you've upset a close personal friend of Jesus, Mr. Hammer and caused some emotional grief and distress. I suggest some prayers in addition to a sincere apology.

Psalms 130:4
But there is forgiveness with thee, that thou mayest be feared.

Yours in Christ,


Elmer

I will forgive this silly woman if her repentance is sincere, and she sins no more.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello loves.

...for instance, Mr. W. Hammer would not probably appreciate being called a "ma'am".

Proverbs 29:20
Seest thou a man that is hasty in his words? there is more hope of a fool than of him.

My warnings were too late... Indeed, unfortunately you've upset a close personal friend of Jesus, Mr. Hammer and caused some emotional grief and distress. I suggest some prayers in addition to a sincere apology.

Psalms 130:4
But there is forgiveness with thee, that thou mayest be feared.

Yours in Christ,


Elmer