[Enobarbus]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

Greetings, Christketeers! This is Virginia, Gary's wife. You really do seem like a lovely (and truly saved!) bunch of folks, but I wish you wouldn't be so hard on Gary--let's keep this between us, but he used to be a member of a certain virgin-worshipping cult and is doing his best to un-learn their excremental dogma. He's got a long way to go; however, I think he can make it if those of us who have always known the Truth give him our guidance and loving support. Thanks a lot!

Given the myths that you name hints at, Virginia, your husband could be in very big trouble. I doubt that he will be ever able to take his place in Church at all. We may have to toss him out and just make do with you. After you have had a trip to our dentist, of course.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

Greetings, Christketeers! This is Virginia, Gary's wife. You really do seem like a lovely (and truly saved!) bunch of folks, but I wish you wouldn't be so hard on Gary--let's keep this between us, but he used to be a member of a certain virgin-worshipping cult and is doing his best to un-learn their excremental dogma. He's got a long way to go; however, I think he can make it if those of us who have always known the Truth give him our guidance and loving support. Thanks a lot!

I'm wondering why it is that a husband/wife team would want to adopt screen names that border on the obscene. Or are you a couple of sodomites who "got married" in Godless canada?

I suggest that you two introduce yourselves to the congregation more completely. Tell us about yourselves and which denomination of false Christians you belong to.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

Greetings, Christketeers! This is Virginia, Gary's wife. You really do seem like a lovely (and truly saved!) bunch of folks, but I wish you wouldn't be so hard on Gary--let's keep this between us, but he used to be a member of a certain virgin-worshipping cult and is doing his best to un-learn their excremental dogma. He's got a long way to go; however, I think he can make it if those of us who have always known the Truth give him our guidance and loving support. Thanks a lot!

I'm afraid that your husband needs toughening up and we True Christians™ are obliged to do just that. I don't like the way you are talking behind his back and gainsaying him, Virginia. I wonder if he has disciplined you the way that he should have? Perhaps you should come along to my office for some instruction on matters of this sort. How old are you, incidentally? And do you have a photograph? PM with both please.

[Brother Love]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

Christketeers? What the heck does that word mean? LOL

Well WHAT virgin-worshipping CULT was your Gary fella a member of? The CATHYLICKS? Or was it some other SINNING ABOMINATION cult? Oh yeah! We can all tell Gary's got a LONGGGG way to go!! BUT we is PRAYIN for him rest assured.

Also, thanks for refering to us here are Landover Baptist as "lovely" and "truly saved" because the FACT is that we are

THE ONLY SAVED

on this HEATHEN dominated planet!!

All others have got a reserved ticket on that FAST EXPRESS to HELL in the middle of the Valley of Abominations and Desolations!!

[Brother Love]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

All men are "woman-like"?? Friend if you ain't an aethist then you must be one of those SISSIFIED FALSE CHRISTIANS cuz they think all men are "woman-like"! Now....now....here's a REVELATION for ya....

CHRIST DON'T WANT SISSIES!!

I ain't got a woman bone in my body and neither to any of the other TRUE CHRISTIAN MEN here at Landover Baptist (God's ONLY TRUE Church!!).

Don't get caught up in that FALSE DOCTRINE many churches are preachin' today, friend! Ya know all that HOMERSEXUAL garbage bout a man gettin "in touch" with his "feminine side." That's all GARBAGE and a LIE FROM THE PIT!!

Now JESUS is the PERFECT MASCULINE GOD AND LORD and as Christian MEN we are to take Him as the pattern and example for our own lives so BE MANLY and forget all that ABOMINATION doctrine bout men bein "woman-like"!!

PRAISE GOD ALMIGHTY!!

JeSuS IS Lord!!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

No, like I said I have only male body parts. The name that I chose was supposed to be funny, "pussy whipped" is what young people say when a man devotes him self entirely to a woman.
Gary

So, Gary, I suppose you think it's funny to imply that OUR LORD JESUS HAS A VAGINA?!

Straighten up and fly right, friend. I've got my eye on you.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

Greetings, Christketeers! This is Virginia, Gary's wife. You really do seem like a lovely (and truly saved!) bunch of folks, but I wish you wouldn't be so hard on Gary--let's keep this between us, but he used to be a member of a certain virgin-worshipping cult and is doing his best to un-learn their excremental dogma. He's got a long way to go; however, I think he can make it if those of us who have always known the Truth give him our guidance and loving support. Thanks a lot!

[Ixi]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!

GET BEHIND ME SATAN'S HARLOT!!

*raises eyebrow* What?

[Gary Templeton]

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[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

Then I suggest you buy yourself a dictionary (a brand new 1611 King James Version Bible will suffice), and learn to spell!

[Gary Templeton]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

Using slang is one of the most trusted ways to identify atheists, whether they be druggies, homers or even ignorant city-dwellers. I suggest you learn to speak the way God speaks, as delivered in the 1611 King James Version....

Oh my, I had no idea.. like I said, I'm just a humble pilgrim and I'm still learning how to be a truly Godly person. Your advice is much appreciated! I'm definately not an atheist, though.

Gary

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

Using slang is one of the most trusted ways to identify atheists, whether they be druggies, homers or even ignorant city-dwellers. I suggest you learn to speak the way God speaks, as delivered in the 1611 King James Version....

[Enobarbus]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

No, like I said I have only male body parts. The name that I chose was supposed to be funny, "pussy whipped" is what young people say when a man devotes him self entirely to a woman. Of course we know that is wrong, the only one to whom we should devote our selves to is JESUS. Hence, my name. I am sorry if it offended you, some one can change it maybe, if you want. It's OK with me.

Gary

Oh, yes, I have heard that before, now you mention it. I have to leave now, but if you are to progress in the faith we may need to look at a name more suitable to the tone of these Godly boards. Someone else may discuss this with you, or I will when I get back.

[Gary Templeton]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

No, like I said I have only male body parts. The name that I chose was supposed to be funny, "pussy whipped" is what young people say when a man devotes him self entirely to a woman. Of course we know that is wrong, the only one to whom we should devote our selves to is JESUS. Hence, my name. I am sorry if it offended you, some one can change it maybe, if you want. It's OK with me.

Gary

[Enobarbus]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

I don't have any idea why it says that I am a woman. I can most assuredly state that I am not. Of course all men are woman-like compared to the perfect masculity of GOD. But I do infact posses, pardon me, the male parts of the body.

I don't think the name Pussywhipped helps... But well see about changing it later.

You are not an Hermaphrodite or anything like that, I hope?