[Herman Periwinkle]

Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

learn how to spell special you illiterate ***GIRLY EXPLETIVE DELETED*** before calling someone a retard when you show symptoms of ADHD and bi polar god bless you

You certainly aren't qualified to be issuing grammar lessons, little missy. Does your daddy know you are here reading words and spelling expletives? I'll tell you what. I'll see if I can type it in a way you might understand...

omg lyk totally mk lyk bruh gatta be tyt wit lyk God ryt but lyk pops b all lyk nah bruh, you aint gon get on it lyk dat cuz dey no mo bout da Holy Bible den evry1 n junk yo

Now get in there and make your daddy a sandwich before he finds out you are in here playing on his computer!

[Back against wall]

Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

On werdsday I have the all blacks popping in for a good ol rooty toot toot. Fursday I have hide the peeknuckle with dad. Frydey I will be doing that donkey film for that guy who said he was going to make me a star. satanday I have ... I forget what satanday is for. sarnday I have moron school. Mundain I have dad again, with the peeknuckle. Flusday I have Aids

OH Dear you are a busy little whore.

[billcipher45 (Quarantined)]

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Minister Harry I do believe this young Lady needs a good stiff lesson. I would certainly pay first class travel to be aboard the van for this speshal little retard.
One thing is for certain. The inside windows will be exceptionally clean.

learn how to spell special you illiterate **potty mouth removed** before calling someone a retard when you show symptoms of ADHD and bi polar god bless you

[Herman Periwinkle]

Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

What in God's blessed furnace is going on in here? I think Brother Back and I can take this one for you, Harry. We'll take her.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

Minister Harry I do believe this young Lady needs a good stiff lesson. I would certainly pay first class travel to be aboard the van for this speshal little retard.
One thing is for certain. The inside windows will be exceptionally clean.

It's a girl?!! I'll tell you what, I'm not so great with saving girls. So, I'll save this little dirty birdy for YOU!

[Back against wall]

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Minister Harry I do believe this young Lady needs a good stiff lesson. I would certainly pay first class travel to be aboard the van for this speshal little retard.
One thing is for certain. The inside windows will be exceptionally clean.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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youth minster harry you are ugly as sin or did you get into a car accident making your face so hideous

Well, you foul mouthed little fancy pants! Aren't you just a spry little firecracker?! I bet the Lord would have you begging for Sweet Baby Jesus' mercy just seconds after the anointment oil smacks your tender sweet skin. This year, when my prayer van comes through your town, I want you to come visit me for a special one on one intensive prayer workout. Be sure to pack a lunch. You're going to need your strength to get through this one. I want to show you how people get funny faces when crying out for salvation. PRAISE GOD!

[Back against wall]

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yo grl yous ooba.

Lets see how good you are.

GO

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[billcipher45 (Quarantined)]

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lol bro i ain't a woman i am clearly a female unlike your internet tough guy ass in RL i would shove the bible up my ass

[Back against wall]

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youth minster harry you are ugly as sin or did you get into a car accident making your face so hideous

I get it now. I have to type retard.

ay bro i fink yous goot skeelz wif yous 1337 dissin

[billcipher45 (Quarantined)]

Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

youth minster harry you are ugly as sin or did you get into a car accident making your face so hideous

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

I would suggest looking for another computer, because your first one isn't going to last forever, and when it crashes, you're going to be really happy to have a second computer ready to go.

You can thank me later.

You can say THAT again!

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

I would suggest looking for another computer, because your first one isn't going to last forever, and when it crashes, you're going to be really happy to have a second computer ready to go.

You can thank me later.

[Herman Periwinkle]

Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

Brother Herman,

No homo, but you are certainly a handsome, fashion forward gentleman. The LORD GOD blessed you with charm and a manly frame with which to attract a suitable mate. Always use His gifts with great care, and do not be like those who used their talents for naught.

It is encouraging that you might be able to help with the youth ministries of Landover. I pray fervently that one day I, too, will be able to insert my presence in the daily lives of Freehold's youth. Is it true they are all blonde, muscular, and look a lot like Pastor Flynt? God is so good!

COME LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

Thank you for your warm, loving embrace in HeteroChristian™ fellowship. I will tell you the young boys and girls here in Freehold are quite literally God-Sent. The boys are tall, blonde and strong and the girls are eager to please and will immediately submit to any Godly man who would show them guidance or correction in public or private. I am sure you will find the children here delightful and I am praying that your head will one day lay on a Landover Monogrammed Pillow among them here in Freehold.

Since you mention it, I have noticed how many youngsters around here look so much like Pastor Ezekiel Flint. He is truly the finest breed of any man I have seen in person and his physical attributes seem to be miraculously transmitted to every new baby born in Freehold since the good Pastor was about 15 years old. I think it is obvious why. God is clearly passing His miracles to Landover's children through Pastor Ezekiel! Praise GOD!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

Brother Herman,

No homo, but you are certainly a handsome, fashion forward gentleman. The LORD GOD blessed you with charm and a manly frame with which to attract a suitable mate. Always use His gifts with great care, and do not be like those who used their talents for naught.

It is encouraging that you might be able to help with the youth ministries of Landover. I pray fervently that one day I, too, will be able to insert my presence in the daily lives of Freehold's youth. Is it true they are all blonde, muscular, and look a lot like Pastor Flynt? God is so good!

COME LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry