[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Hello, I am new

Greetings horolev. I tried to tell you to act right and now you are being modified. You have angered these Christians and now they want to punish you. You seem an angry and contentious fellow. I am glad you are being punished. Many white people need to be punished as you are being punished. You are a very bad man.

[horolev]

Re: Hello, I am new

The what now?



Did they include the receipt?

The gifts of the Holy Spirit do not come with a receipt. They come with a seal which I carry around in my wallet for a 5% discount at places like Hobby Lobby and Chick-Fil-A.

Your number is obviously 666 which is no doubt tattooed on your forehead.

Repent now, be baptized by immersion and saved in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost and a few other things which I will give you later in a 45 page tract for $19.99. But wait, there's more. If you act now I will throw in an extra tract and a home circumcision kit absolutely free.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, I am new

...the holy, infallible, irrefuteable KJV 1620...

The what now?

...You may hide behind your illegitimate title, but I have the gift of discernment...

Did they include the receipt?

[Back against wall]

Re: Hello, I am new

You may hide behind your illegitimate title, but I have the gift of discernment.

I can see you as you sit there looking all warm and smug with an expression on your face as if you have made an impact with every plagiarised line of verbal diarrhoea you post. As you are obviously narcissistic you could be excused for believing we have never come across your idiocy before. Your insults are sub-standard and your attempt at profound trolling is old here. But be as it will, you have been given a green light to troll away for our amusement, obviously. Why else would you still have an account here?
Resorting to insulting our Good True Christian™ Women is kind of lame even for a narcissist. Don't you think? Especially when Sister Mary has allowed you the privilege of still being here. So keep hitting the refresh button to see if you have made an impact, I am off for some eggs benny.

God Bless.

[horolev]

Re: Hello, I am new

Hello Mary,

Grace and peace to you in the holy and blessed name of our Lord Yeshua Meshiach, world without end, Amen.

Since your name is Mary, I hope you are not a Papist.

I see that you are obsessed with handing out candy points for ticky tacky fouls. I am blessed to be piling up persecution points for Jesus.

As to context, it is understandable that you as a women should not be able to understand context if you found it in a box of animal crackers, much less in the holy, infallible, irrefuteable KJV 1620.

Ephesians 4:18King James Version (KJV)

18 Having the understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of God through the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their heart:

You may hide behind your illegitimate title, but I have the gift of discernment.

1 Corinthians 12:10

10 To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits;

[horolev]

Re: Hello, I am new

Where in the KJV Bible does it say that any of its commandments, instructions, or rules are metaphorical?

Book, chapter, and verse please.

Hello Sickariah,

Grace and peace unto you in the name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, world without end, Amen.

1 Corinthians 2:14King James Version (KJV)

14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

I'm trying to figure out why your mother couldn't spell your name right. Presumably she was a Baptist woman, in which case that would be a forgivable offense.

Matthew 13:13 Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.

When you get to the 7th grade level in your home schooling you may start to learn about parables, metaphors and other literary devices used in the infallible, holy KJV 1620, assuming of course that you have a good white male teacher.

[Back against wall]

Re: circumcision

Mrs. Lytton-Vasey is a True Christian™. Contradicting her with only your own ridiculous and completely unsupported assertion may not be your best plan.

Brother Didymus I do believe the Government is handing out free internet tokens with Downs Syndrome welfare chq's as we appear to be receiving the whole ward. It's a shame none of them ever have the stamina to Troll on. Or they blow their stack with a sissyfit and warrant a ban.

[Didymus Much]

Re: circumcision

Yes it does cause a woman to grow a foreskin and if she is wearing a a man-like vest instead of a bra, she will become completely flat chested and it will be disruptive to her menstrual cycle

Mrs. Lytton-Vasey is a True Christian(tm). Contradicting her with only your own ridiculous and completely unsupported assertion may not be your best plan.

Remember: Scripture or it didn't happen.

[noragchick]

Re: circumcision

What nonsense. To the best of my understanding, putting on a pair of trousers (though prohibited, and rightly so!) does not cause a woman to grow a foreskin. The problem is therefore entirely in your own head.

Yes it does cause a woman to grow a foreskin and if she is wearing a a man-like vest instead of a bra, she will become completely flat chested and it will be disruptive to her menstrual cycle

[Didymus Much]

Re: catching some heat

1 Corinthians 2:14...Be healed in the name of Jesus.

Anything else?

[horolev]

Re: catching some heat

So what's your point, aside from the general bitching?

1 Corinthians 2:14

14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

Be healed in the name of Jesus.

[Didymus Much]

Re: catching some heat

...blah blah blah...

So what's your point, aside from the general bitching?

[horolev]

catching some heat

Been catching some heat lately from some self proclaimed true Christian wannabees in this forum. This doesn't bother me in the least. As a matter of fact I expect it and rejoice in it. Thank you Jesus for allowing me to share in your sufferings.

Matthew 5:11

11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:12

12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Jesus himself was called many names by his false accusers. So those of you who call me a perv heap damnation upon yourselves.

Matthew 11:19

19 The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners. But wisdom is justified of her children.

Everyone clearly knows Jesus drank grape juice, not wine.

I was persecuted for years by Satan Sprinklin Presbyterians who think they are so superior to us Baptists just because they can read. Well the proof that they are Christless carpetbaggers is simple.

1. They sprinkle infants instead of baptizing adolescents. This is clearly against the KJV.

2. John Calvin, who founded Presbyterianism, was not even a good quarterback when he played for the New Orleans Saints.

Colossians 2:12 Buried with him in baptism, wherein also ye are risen with him through the faith of the operation of God, who hath raised him from the dead.

Members of the body of Christ are equal

Except white women are less equal than white men.

1 Corinthians 12:23 And those members of the body, which we think to be less honourable, upon these we bestow more abundant honour; and our uncomely parts have more abundant comeliness.

It is not lawful for women to speak in church or lecture a man on the meaning of scripture

1 Corinthians 14:34

34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

[horolev]

Late start

Sorry, folks, i'm late joining in the stimulating scriptural dialogue here in the forum today. Was out late last night in my street ministries, picking up women of the night and instructing them in the missionary positions. I ain't talking about any swanky panky like that lying blasphemer Swaggert. Nosiree. Never been caught in such, and never will be, thank you Jesus.

2 Kings 2:23-24

23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

[Back against wall]

Re: circumcision

I will not enumerate for your heathen ears.

Spoke the Heathen.