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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
    I am quite partial to trifle. Is it a sherry trifle or just plain?
    Here's one that's neither .

    Vodka Trifle

    .70cl rose vodka
    .some blue jelly
    .stale cake, diced
    .custard
    .whipped cream
    .assorted fruit to taste, diced
    .crystallised rose petals
    .hundreds & thousands (blue) (optional)

    . Place cake into a bowl
    . Add the vodka
    . Add the fruit, jelly and custard
    . Top with whipped cream
    . Sprinkle the hundreds & thousands (optional)
    . Garnish with crystallised rose petals

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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Harsha Shah View Post
    I am warning you that I am going to write a long response and that I am probably going to be offending you. I am suggesting that you might be considering stopping reading now if you do not wish to be offended. Yes........ bla, blah, blah ..... ad infinitum
    My Dear Miss Shah,


    Offending me is nigh on impossible and any and all offence given will be taken with a pinch of salt. As we are instructed by God in His Book of James I attempt to be slow to anger in all things.


    James 1:19


    “Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath:”


    By attempting to offend and reproach me for my attempts to show people that there is a life outside the dreary existance of non belief all you are doing is allowing me to bask in the Glory That God shines upon us. Thank you for granting me this.


    1 Peter 4:14
    If ye be reproached for the name of Christ, happy [are ye]; for the spirit of glory and of God resteth upon you: on their part he is evil spoken of, but on your part he is glorified.


    Now that I have shown you how utterly unoffended I am let me get on to the body of your extremely long and somehow demanding missive.


    You have told me I am a bully for attempting to show people a different way of life in Jesus. This is quite untrue. All I am doing is informing them is what is written, plain as day, by God in the Holy Bible (KJV 1611). Take Mr. Grice for example. I have not bullied him at all. God does not approve of bullying:


    2 Corinthians 12:10
    Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ's sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong.


    I have not tried to shove my belief down his throat like he has with us. In his early posts I responded to him in a quite gentlemanly manner and received nothing but aggression and insult in his replies. Many others here have received the same treatment from him for attempting to show him just how slippery a slope he is on.


    As for debating with your students, I will politely decline your kind offer. Whilst being an educator is always foremost in my thoughts I would hate for my ministrations to be taken in the wrong light. I know what Scottish brats are like.


    You ask my concerns about Scottish Independence. I have one question in this regard. Where is the income required in the generation of an economy going to come from? You can't rely on golf courses forever.


    Let me pose my "Corbynista" question more succinctly.


    Are you an adherent of The Right Honorable Jeremy Corbyn and his henchwoman Dianne Abbot?


    Do you support his party's fascist views with regards to semitism?


    If you found the way in which this question was posed earlier, please accept my apologies. It was posed in line with mainstream press releases in the UK so I assumed you would not be offended.


    Finally onto a certain Mr. James Joyce. Sadly I have to confess that I have never read any of his works as they are not of a Godly nature. In addition he was a sodomite which is frowned upon by the Lord God (you can read all about it in Leviticus 18:22). He was raised as a Catholic and the priests probably turned him this way.


    Again, Miss Shah, I thank you for your kind, if somewhat unoffensive reply. Good luck seeing an elephant. If you want I have a few snaps I could send you.


    YIC
    TT
    P.S. I am quite partial to trifle. Is it a sherry trifle or just plain?

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Tha fuq?
    Missing ingredient definition of "reset" but don't despair (well, you should despair obviously) when Jesus hits the reset button ..Oh! ..Look! ..It's in Revelation!

    Revelation 1:5-7 Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood and hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen. Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.


    The Grice resets are much more subtle, no-one noticing at all. What's the difference between a "reset" no-one notices and no reset? None.

    But enough of the negatives.

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    Heaven has always existed just as God and Jesus, its a different plain than ours similar but much more peaceful. Hell is also the same but more chaos and hate as its a different plain as well. Ghosts bleed over from hell or heaven depending on what they come to do, whether its save or harm. Now I have been Death but stepped down cause I couldn't harm anyone my love for. protecting humans keeps me at bay.
    Unfortunately, according to God and Jesus whom you refer to and whose testimony on the subject has been recorded for us, even a cursory reading of Revelation contradicts your claim. Perhaps you were referring to some secret "magic" Revelation unavailable to mere mortals?

    Revelation 10:4-6 When the seven thunders had uttered their voices, I was about to write: and I heard a voice from heaven saying unto me, Seal up those things which the seven thunders uttered, and write them not. And the angel which I saw stand upon the sea and upon the earth lifted up his hand to heaven and sware by him that liveth for ever and ever, who created heaven, and the things that therein are, and the earth, and the things that therein are, and the sea, and the things which are therein, that there should be time no longer


    If you're suggesting there are two different Revelations in conflict with one another or two universes with different Truths emanating from the same Godhead in conflict with itself, then I'd refer you to the following passage:

    Matthew 12:25 Jesus knew their thoughts, and said unto them, Every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation; and every city or house divided against itself shall not stand


    Grices reset nothing. We know that. But in the oscillating consciousness of neuræsthenes those transformations did occur; perhaps here they'll begin to grok the fullness of where they went wrong and why nobody noticed when they did.

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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    Weren't you paying attention Dana I'm and Angel sent here to keep the daughter of God safe until its time to scorch the world in fire, burning the sinners and sending the saved ones to heaven.
    Dear Mr. Grice,

    Please do me the honor and enlighten me as to who the daughter of God is with a scriptural reference. I have just spent two days of my valuable time checking and rechecking and can find no direct correlation between your comment and the Holy Bible (KJV 1611).

    YIC
    TT

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
    I think your demons have taken over you! Please pray for them to go away and accept the Lord Jesus as your Saviour now before it's too late!
    Weren't you paying attention Dana I'm and Angel sent here to keep the daughter of God safe until its time to scorch the world in fire, burning the sinners and sending the saved ones to heaven.

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  • Dana723
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    Heaven has always existed just as God and Jesus, its a different plain than ours similar but much more peaceful. Hell is also the same but more chaos and hate as its a different plain as well. Ghosts bleed over from hell or heaven depending on what they come to do, whether its save or harm. Now I have been Death but stepped down cause I couldn't harm anyone my love for. protecting humans keeps me at bay.
    I think your demons have taken over you! Please pray for them to go away and accept the Lord Jesus as your Saviour now before it's too late!

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    have you tried 7 12 10 19 6 17 in the powerball
    Have you?

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Ain't it awesome how wingnuts always know the future, have the secret track, the inside info, but not one of them can ever tell you next week's Powerball numbers?


    As for me being in Heaven; to paraphrase Groucho Marx, "I wouldn't go to a Heaven that would have me".
    have you tried 7 12 10 19 6 17 in the powerball

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    ...you will be in heaven btw...
    Ain't it awesome how wingnuts always know the future, have the secret track, the inside info, but not one of them can ever tell you next week's Powerball numbers?


    As for me being in Heaven; to paraphrase Groucho Marx, "I wouldn't go to a Heaven that would have me".

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    *sigh* Dates, times, locations of said "consuming" (or would it be "consummation" know what I really don't, just save it for the feds)?
    no one knows the hour the Bible does tell you but not so easy to find you will be in heaven btw its a few here going but not all

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    I told you mmortalI protect this world and the daughter of our creator and soon fire will consume this earth and purge it of the mortals on it
    *sigh* Dates, times, locations of said "consuming" (or would it be "consummation" know what I really don't, just save it for the feds)?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: I am truly, seriously, off the deep end and should get help

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    How many here truly believe that that you will be saved ?
    Me? Nobody that's read the Bible (which includes all the True Christians™).


    Maybe some fruitcake veering into dangerous paranoia thinks there remains hope, I dunno, ask him.

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Anything specific Landover can let the FBI know about your plans?
    I told you mmortalI protect this world and the daughter of our creator and soon fire will consume this earth and purge it of the mortals on it

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Re: I was here time began

    How many here truly believe that that you will be saved ?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    No matter the time of silly games are over
    Anything specific Landover can let the FBI know about your plans?

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