[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

There is only one form of Christianity. The one taught by Jesus.

II Corinthians 11:3-4 [Paul writes] I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ. For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.

Not only has God called us but He has also chosen us. That's why we see corrupted simplicity for what it is. Received from another spirit, accepting another Gospel, demonic in origin, identified as such. The only Christianity is the one preached by Jesus Christ, otherwise it would be called beelzebubianity or luciferianity or mormonism or something like that, and we read His words in The Bible. Whatever contradicts The Bible is therefore demonic. Satanic in origin. The world resulting from false teaching would be vile indeed!

What you propose is not supported by The Bible. The Bible is the best book to read and the only source for what Jesus taught. Everything else comes from devils.

Are you worshiping devils, Curtis?

its in rev. Read it carefully you will see it.

[Harsha Shah]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

My Dear Miss Shah,
what is it like to work for a communist who preaches sedition against the crown, although with the way the Royals are acting lately who can blame her?
Are you also a corbynista jew hating nazi?
why have you not yet married a fine upstanding Christian man? Is it because your womb is dried up and shriveled like an old walnut?

Yes, Mr. Taylor. It is Harsha and I am answering you. This once, I am abandoning the role that I have here: trying to say yes to everything by watching, learning and asking questions, as Miss Lizalor also was saying in her eloquent and sometimes undecipherable manner. I am warning you that I am going to write a long response and that I am probably going to be offending you. I am suggesting that you might be considering stopping reading now if you do not wish to be offended. Yes.

For this post I am once again going to be the educator, of the profession that I am earning my living from. I am seeing you, Mr Taylor, as a brilliant man whose subconscious is desperately seeking help, as he is miserably failing in his endeavor. I am now helping you. Yes.

Yes, if anyone of my pupils in primary school were to be behaving in the manner that you are behaving, there would be repercussions. There are always repercussions for bullying. We would be hugging the bully and asking what is wrong and trying to understand the child, but, of course, understanding something is not accepting the behaviour. There would be repercussions. Detentions. Sessions. Apologies. We are saying yes to the understanding, not the bad manners. Yes. That is the yes that I am giving you now. Yes.

I am seeing that your aim here is to tell people about the Bible, the whole Bible and what it is telling us. Yes. I am accepting that goal. Yes. What I am also seeing is a man who is failing to teach about the Bible, but who is instead incessantly turning to name-calling, desperately attempting to irritate to get at least some kind of response. Yes. It is always bringing a response of the vicious circe. We call it karma. During this process the goal is being lost. The name-game is replacing your Bible and the entertainment value of this repeating name-game is also declining rapidly. Yes. Very rapidly.

I am very fortunate to have been shaking hands with Mrs. Sturgeon. Yes. I am not being offending by your labels of communism and so on. The labels are in your mind, they are your dungpiles. The actual agenda of the SNP is the thing that we are explaining to the people. If you are wishing to put a label to it, I am not the one losing a chance to learn but you are. Yes. What Mrs. Sturgeon is doing is asking questions. How do you think Scottish independece would be affecting you? What are the problems that you would like us to be covering? These are real questions, not just semantic questions. Yes. You are so similar to the nice Mr. Grice. Yes. You are both sincere and beautiful but sad and totally and completely incompetent when trying to be spreading your message. Sad and beautiful. Yes. You need help.

The elephant. Yes, the elephant. By labelling the exterior of your elephants you are failing. You can see the exterior by going to the Museum of Natural History and it is in London and a wonderful experience. The statue of Darwin is greeting you, and you are entering the Hall of the Cetaceans in awe. But they are shells, not the animals, and not understanding this is the greatest blindness. Yes, it is.

Yes. I am hoping to see everyone make the best effor they can. Yes. I am hoping those who call themselves the true christians and you and Mr. Grice and me as the True Scotsman will be presenting the absolutely best case that we can. Yes. Then we can say yes to the effort and the sincerity and eventually we can be actually comparing the presentations to gain some truth. Some of the cases will be better and some worse. Yes, you are not making your best case, Mr. Taylor. I am inviting you to my RME classes with the 10-12-year-olds and try debating them, Yes. And. Oh yes, what we should all be wanting to know the best are those who are disagreering with us. Thou art failing in thy mission if thou refusest to know thy enemy, Mr. Taylor. Yes, thou art.

Yes. To learn you should be asking real questions. Not questions only in form but real questions in context. "Are you also a corbynista jew hating nazi?" is not a real question. It semantically a question but for the discussion it is just bullying. It is not worth answering. It is not damaging me but you and it is making you a serious but a boring man. Tat tvam asi That Thou Art. I shall be waiting here and helping you along if you start making actual questions to me or Mr. Grice or anyone, Mr. Taylor. I am seeing your pain and confusion and it is shattering my heart. To cherish in learning is a huge deal, yes, Mr. Taylor, it is. It is a holy freaking huge awesome deal. Yes.

yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

Yes, FYI, in addition to a superb ochra curry I can also make a wicked trifle. Yes.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

im a earthbound Angel here to protect the creator's daughter from being killed by Satans demons

You’re a transvestism?

Dressing up as make believe 70s TV lesbian detectives?

I don’t even know how to answer that

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

im a earthbound Angel here to protect the creator's daughter from being killed by Satans demons

There is only one form of Christianity. The one taught by Jesus.

II Corinthians 11:3-4 [Paul writes] I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ. For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.

Not only has God called us but He has also chosen us. That's why we see corrupted simplicity for what it is. Received from another spirit, accepting another Gospel, demonic in origin, identified as such. The only Christianity is the one preached by Jesus Christ, otherwise it would be called beelzebubianity or luciferianity or mormonism or something like that, and we read His words in The Bible. Whatever contradicts The Bible is therefore demonic. Satanic in origin. The world resulting from false teaching would be vile indeed!

What you propose is not supported by The Bible. The Bible is the best book to read and the only source for what Jesus taught. Everything else comes from devils.

Are you worshiping devils, Curtis?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

I am aware that the Christianity of this forum is excluding all the other forms. That is why you are debating even if it is a low-yield strategy to gain converts

I am very encouraged when anyone examines the reality of Jesus. The Bible does not include statistical functions, for a reason. It would be so easy for the fallen to think Redemption was for them an impossibility, or at best a probable outcome scarcely better than random. Jesus is not some random. In Mathew's account of the historical Jesus, many beautiful parables are preserved. A response to the type of question you have is included as a segue between one such parable and its consequences in the real world:

Matthew 22:13-15 Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. For many are called, but few are chosen. Then went the Pharisees, and took counsel how they might entangle him in his talk.

Unlike poster Grice, you do not project entanglement. If you have a question you ask it and perhaps Jesus is calling you even through the demonic haze of Jainism. Didn't the SNP lose their stranglehold in Mrs May's cunning manœuvre recently? Satan also may lose his stranglehold which is why he discourages asking questions. And that is why I'm encouraged. Because you do.

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

HOW?

im a earthbound Angel here to protect the creator's daughter from being killed by Satans demons

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Yes, Mr. Taylor. You are always sad and beautiful. I am replying to you although my questions were addressed to the nice Mr. Grice. I am of course still wondering why you are twisting his name but I am thinking that the piece of dung that you are taking as the elephant is still preoccupying your mind, yes? I am sorry, I know you are an important and a busy man and everything, but you could have been considering extending the courteousness to notice that my questions were to Mr. Grice. But there again maybe you are suffering from myopia and were unable to be reading my less high-quality post properly.

Yes, I am aware that the christianity of this forum is excluding all the other forms. That is why you are debating even if it is a low-yield strategy to gain converts (I am waiting for the percentages; I am sorry it I am offending you but I would highly be appreciating your expert data). Yes,

Yes, Mr. Taylor, thank you for your nice post. I am not going to be following the nuptials as I am currently working as a SNP volunteer and we are no longer considering the royalty our leaders. Yes, we aren't. Yes. I am probably offending you Mr. Taylor but have you been thinking about the important story of the blind men and the elephant. I am thinking that you would not have to be touching the whole elephant yourself but you could be asking the others, including Mr. Grice, what they are perceiving. That way you could be realising that there is more to the elephant than the dungpile that you were unlucky to be stepping on. Yes? You are a blessed and sad and beautiful man, Mr. Taylor and I am hoping to continue helping you along your path of lessening your karma. This will not be possible by dietary means alone, although vegetarianism would be helpful, so I am withholding the recipes now. Yes I am. This was Harsha Shah, yes.

My Dear Miss Shah,


The reason I answered your questions was due to the fact that Mr. Grice will not give you a clear and direct answer. He will probably babble on about his lack of belief in the Holy Trinity or some such rot.


Anyway, enough about Mr. Nasty Drawers Grice. What exactly is your fixation on pachyderms about? If I want to see a whole elephant I will go to the zoo or the National History Museum. So tell me more of your work with the fishwife Sturgeon, what is it like to work for a communist who preaches sedition against the crown, although with the way the Royals are acting lately who can blame her? Are you also a corbynista jew hating nazi? As for stepping in a dung pile that would not be possible as my house girl Taloulah keeps an impeccable house. I gave her 5 hours off today so she could watch one of her own marry a white prince. Thank you for complimenting my beauty, it is truly not required as I am a humble man and do not require praise in any form.


Another little question for you, why have you not yet married a fine upstanding Christian man? Is it because your womb is dried up and shriveled like an old walnut? Don't worry. Give up all this silly hindaloo nonsense and let Jesus in. Let Him fill you to overflowing and He will make you fruitful


Psalms 113:9
He maketh the barren woman to keep house, and to be a joyful mother of children. Praise ye the LORD.


I will pray for you to accept Him


YIC
TT

[Harsha Shah]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Miss Shah,

I have been away for a day so was unable to follow your posts until this morning.

Now, in answer to your questions:

1. We will not all be going to Heaven. Only the Chosen Few shall be admitted.

Romans 6:23 - For the wages of sin [is] death; but the gift of God [is] eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

There are many other verses which tell us exactly who is going to Heaven. Sadly Mr. Grice is not one of them.

2. Jesus. A simple answer.

Anyway, since you live in Scotland (which, by the way, is one of President Trumps favorite places) what plans do you have for the so called "Royal Wedding"? How has your government allowed this travesty which is a mixing of races and is prohibited by God?

Leviticus 19:19 - Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Numbers 12:1 - And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the Ethiopian woman whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian woman.

I am still waiting for those recipes you were going to send.

YIC
TT

Yes, Mr. Taylor. You are always sad and beautiful. I am replying to you although my questions were addressed to the nice Mr. Grice. I am of course still wondering why you are twisting his name but I am thinking that the piece of dung that you are taking as the elephant is still preoccupying your mind, yes? I am sorry, I know you are an important and a busy man and everything, but you could have been considering extending the courteousness to notice that my questions were to Mr. Grice. But there again maybe you are suffering from myopia and were unable to be reading my less high-quality post properly.

Yes, I am aware that the christianity of this forum is excluding all the other forms. That is why you are debating even if it is a low-yield strategy to gain converts (I am waiting for the percentages; I am sorry it I am offending you but I would highly be appreciating your expert data). Yes,

Yes, Mr. Taylor, thank you for your nice post. I am not going to be following the nuptials as I am currently working as a SNP volunteer and we are no longer considering the royalty our leaders. Yes, we aren't. Yes. I am probably offending you Mr. Taylor but have you been thinking about the important story of the blind men and the elephant. I am thinking that you would not have to be touching the whole elephant yourself but you could be asking the others, including Mr. Grice, what they are perceiving. That way you could be realising that there is more to the elephant than the dungpile that you were unlucky to be stepping on. Yes? You are a blessed and sad and beautiful man, Mr. Taylor and I am hoping to continue helping you along your path of lessening your karma. This will not be possible by dietary means alone, although vegetarianism would be helpful, so I am withholding the recipes now. Yes I am. This was Harsha Shah, yes.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

I already told you i have now stop asking STUPID QUESTIONS

Mr. Gripe,


You are extremely rude and demanding. Please understand that all we are doing is trying to help you. Your constant whining and complaining are beginning to be a little boring as are your constant demands. You state that you are a man when your attitude is that of a whinny fishwife, I still have my doubts about you but will be polite and accept at face value that you are male.


YIC
TT
BTW. Wearing women's' underwear is a sin and you should refrain from doing so. I will let you find the verse yourself. Here's a hint, try Leviticus. It's a Book in the Bible. If you have one, which I doubt, look it up.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Yes, Mr. Grice. It is Harsha Shah here again. I am very sorry to be offending you again, yes. I am thinking that you have been very busy fighting with these other christians without time to answer my question. I am still wondering about one thing, yes. You were telling me how both your christianity and this other christianity lead into heaven. Yes? I am still not understanding what the fight is all about.

1. If you all go into heaven, what will you be gaining by fighting among yourselves?
2. What things are those that are making your christianity better than the other one when it comes to afterlife?

I will be thanking you, Mr. Grice, if you can take the time for answering my questions, yes. I am hoping that I was not offending you with them. I am very afraid that the nice and cute christianity expert Mr. Taylor was offended because of my questions, as he has not been re-appearing here. Yes.

Miss Shah,


I have been away for a day so was unable to follow your posts until this morning.


Now, in answer to your questions:


1. We will not all be going to Heaven. Only the Chosen Few shall be admitted.


Romans 6:23 - For the wages of sin [is] death; but the gift of God [is] eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.


There are many other verses which tell us exactly who is going to Heaven. Sadly Mr. Grice is not one of them.


2. Jesus. A simple answer.


Anyway, since you live in Scotland (which, by the way, is one of President Trumps favorite places) what plans do you have for the so called "Royal Wedding"? How has your government allowed this travesty which is a mixing of races and is prohibited by God?


Leviticus 19:19 - Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.


Numbers 12:1 - And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the Ethiopian woman whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian woman.



I am still waiting for those recipes you were going to send.


YIC
TT

[Harsha Shah]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Yes, Mr. Grice. It is Harsha Shah here again. I am very sorry to be offending you again, yes. I am thinking that you have been very busy fighting with these other christians without time to answer my question. I am still wondering about one thing, yes. You were telling me how both your christianity and this other christianity lead into heaven. Yes? I am still not understanding what the fight is all about.

1. If you all go into heaven, what will you be gaining by fighting among yourselves?
2. What things are those that are making your christianity better than the other one when it comes to afterlife?

I will be thanking you, Mr. Grice, if you can take the time for answering my questions, yes. I am hoping that I was not offending you with them. I am very afraid that the nice and cute christianity expert Mr. Taylor was offended because of my questions, as he has not been re-appearing here. Yes.

[Basilissa]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Read the posh you infracted Felicity he gave me that infraction said i was delusional that no one was infracting me yet there's the proof and that makes him a liar especially since you gave me one defending him

Wait, are you accusing someone (Dr. Niles, I presume) of infracting Felicity?

And what being posh has anything to do with it? Are you hitting on Felicity, or Dr. Niles, or both?

This thread is getting so confusing, I need a glass of Gewürztraminer, before I get another headache.

[Felicity]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Read the posh you infracted Felicity

There is no need for that. Dr Laurence Niles is a True Christian(tm) and you are a Hell bound sinner so he must be right and you must be wrong.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

...i know our creator...

HOW?

[DolliMoans]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

i pray for all of you i know our creator and we are just his toys

Yes, it's quite clear how much you want to be Satan's sex toy.