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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Harsha Shah View Post
    Yes, Mr. Taylor. I am appreciating your kind answer very much. Yes, I am telling you that the River Almond over here is very beautiful and its water is constantly clear until it drains into the Firth of Forth. Yes. I am very happy that you are considering baking Gujarati foods. Yes, as ahimsa is containing vegetarianism, mutton is not being used. Yes.Yes, I am quite sure that the probability of Mr. Grice being identified as a woman are very small. I am really doubting that you would actually be interested in his gender. Yes, this is the Internets and it is impossible to provide you with the proof that, for instance, I am what I am (a strong, independent woman, miss actually).Yes. Are you sure, Mr. Taylor, that ahimsa would not be yielding better results than your strategy? Yes? I am willing to say "yes" to you, Mr. Taylor. Will you be saying yes to the whole elephant? Yes?
    My Dear Miss Shah,


    I do not practice yoga and doubt very much if it would inspire anyone to become a Christian.


    I have been employing my strategy for many years and have found it to be a very effective way of convincing people both young and old that to lead a Good Clean Christian Life is the only Path to follow.


    By taking heed of God's inerrant word I have brought many into the fold.


    Mr Grice's (see, I am now assuming he is actually a man) refusal to accept that God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are all one and the same is totally beyond me. God, and Jesus both tell us very clearly that they are one and the same:


    John 1:1 - In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God


    this then leads on to tell us:


    John 1:14 - And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.


    From this it can be seen very clearly that God and Jesus are one and the same.


    Mr. Grice has also been extremely arrogant and prideful which are both UnGodly traits. He has also been spouting false doctrine and as such will be punished:


    2 Corinthians 11:13 - 11:15
    13 For such [are] false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
    14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
    15 Therefore [it is] no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.



    God tells us everything Miss Shah, from how to awake each day to how to go to sleep at night. By following His every Word to the letter our lives become fulfilled.


    I hope that this helps you understand that I am in no way, shape or form proposing violence against Mr. Grice. I am merely following the instructions given to me by God.


    YIC
    TT

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  • Harsha Shah
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    because the way i was brought up is different from how they teach it if they would explain more and stop with the infractions maybe we could get somewhere but that won't happen
    Yes, Mr. Grice. I am thanking you for your expert opinion. I am still failing to understand you, and I am sorry if my feeble-mindedness is offending you. Yes. I was asking "...what is the point of debating? You all seem to be disagreeing on many things but if they do not matter, what would be the point?". I am thinking that being brought up differently from the other christians is no excuse for fighting, if the result is that everyone will be going to your heaven in any case. Yes. Who are the ones then who will not be going into heaven? If the christians on this forum are not wrong in your expert opinion but all will be saved, I still see no point in the fight except the willingness to be winning, the non-ahimsa. Yes? I am very sorry if you are finding this post offensive. This was Harsha Shah asking you more questions, yes.

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  • Harsha Shah
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
    My Dear Mrs./Miss (I am not sure which) Shah,
    Thank you so much for your utterly enlightening post. Your kind words, whilst very flattering, are totally undeserved. BTW, you have been totally unoffensive and I take no offence at your offensiveness.

    Now, moving on to Mrs./Mr. Grice, or whatever he calls him/herself. He/She was asked, in another thread, whether he was male or female and requested to provide proof. He/She failed to provide said proof so, due to his addled posts and responses, I assumed he/she was a woman and have continued to address her/him as such. All I have tried to do with him/her is show him/her that the path he/she is walking can only lead to one place, Hell.

    Now, moving on to more important things, do you have any recipes for Samoosas and Pakhora? Have the rivers in your town turned yellow like those of Bradford?

    The Bible tells us that all an elephant is good for is ivory.

    Ezekiel 27:6
    Of the oaks of Bashan have they made thine oars; the company of the Ashurites have made thy benches of ivory, brought out of the isles of Chittim.

    There are at least 17 other places where this is made clear. So, the only thing I will be doing with an elephant is making benches and thrones. I will certainly not be touching one in the inappropriate manner you are suggesting.

    Thank you for taking the time to read this.

    YIC
    TT
    P.S. If you have a good recipe for a Mutton Khorma I would appreciate it.
    Yes, Mr. Taylor. I am appreciating your kind answer very much. Yes, I am telling you that the River Almond over here is very beautiful and its water is constantly clear until it drains into the Firth of Forth. Yes. I am very happy that you are considering baking Gujarati foods. Yes, as ahimsa is containing vegetarianism, mutton is not being used. Yes.
    Originally posted by Harsha Shah View Post
    I am asking why you are choosing the violent word to make your message heard? Yes, what is the success rate of this strategy, for instance, in percentage of converts? Are you thinking that Mr. Grice will choose your kind of Jesus if you refer to him as a woman?

    Yes, I am afraid that I am offending you but I am seeing that you are trying to circumspect my questions, probably they were too offensive for which I am apologizing. The questions that I am still pondering are as follows. Yes.
    Yes, I am quite sure that the probability of Mr. Grice being identified as a woman are very small. I am really doubting that you would actually be interested in his gender. Yes, this is the Internets and it is impossible to provide you with the proof that, for instance, I am what I am (a strong, independent woman, miss actually).Yes. Are you sure, Mr. Taylor, that ahimsa would not be yielding better results than your strategy? Yes? I am willing to say "yes" to you, Mr. Taylor. Will you be saying yes to the whole elephant? Yes?

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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Harsha Shah View Post
    Yes, Mr. Taylor. I am Harsha Shah and while I am afraid that I might be offending you I am asking you some questions. Yes.
    i am seeing that on this forum you are the antipode of ahimsa. Yes, I can see in your post that you are very well aware that Mr. Grice has been posting as a man and yet you are deliberately irritating him by referring to him as a woman. Yes, I am seeing that your posts on this forum are beautiful and sad. Yes. I am now trying to say yes to you. Mr. Taylor!

    I am seeing your posts as beautiful as you are always unfaltering in your strategy of insulting people and never in a light-hearted or humorous manner. I am seeing your posts as sad because your elephant is a tiny piece of dung that you are observing and failing to see the intricate process of digestion and foraging that is producing that piece of dung that is further being processed by beetles and micro-organisms into new life. Yes.

    I am aware that I am probably offending you but I am asking why you are choosing the violent word to make your message heard? Yes, what is the success rate of this strategy, for instance, in percentage of converts? Are you thinking that Mr. Grice will choose your kind of Jesus if you refer to him as a woman?

    Yes, I am seeing that you are a serious expert of faith who is trying very hard and loud to distribute his message. You are the jackhammer of your kind of Jesus, you are choosing to irritate and to debate. Yes, are you familiar with the story of the blind men and the elephant? One is touching the feet and taking them as columns, one is feeling the ears and mistaking them for parasols. You are handling the dung and while you are finding it repulsive, you cannot let go. Have you ever been thinking that your Jesus is the elephant and while the elephant is producing the dung it is much more by itself?

    Yes, I am probably offending you, which is sad as all offence is building up bad karma. Yes, but I am also thinking that the evidence for consciousness without matter is so obscure that my sentience will not be reincarnating and travelling to any sad and beautiful animal anyway. Yes. I am really looking forward to your educated replies, Mr. Taylor. Yes!
    My Dear Mrs./Miss (I am not sure which) Shah,
    Thank you so much for your utterly enlightening post. Your kind words, whilst very flattering, are totally undeserved. BTW, you have been totally unoffensive and I take no offence at your offensiveness.


    Now, moving on to Mrs./Mr. Grice, or whatever he calls him/herself. He/She was asked, in another thread, whether he was male or female and requested to provide proof. He/She failed to provide said proof so, due to his addled posts and responses, I assumed he/she was a woman and have continued to address her/him as such. All I have tried to do with him/her is show him/her that the path he/she is walking can only lead to one place, Hell.


    Now, moving on to more important things, do you have any recipes for Samoosas and Pakhora? Have the rivers in your town turned yellow like those of Bradford?


    The Bible tells us that all an elephant is good for is ivory.


    Ezekiel 27:6
    Of the oaks of Bashan have they made thine oars; the company of the Ashurites have made thy benches of ivory, brought out of the isles of Chittim.


    There are at least 17 other places where this is made clear. So, the only thing I will be doing with an elephant is making benches and thrones. I will certainly not be touching one in the inappropriate manner you are suggesting.


    Thank you for taking the time to read this.


    YIC
    TT
    P.S. If you have a good recipe for a Mutton Khorma I would appreciate it.

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  • Harsha Shah
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
    Dear Mr. Gripe,

    Your arrogance is only exceeded by your foolishness.

    Isaiah 13:11 - And I will punish the world for [their] evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible.

    Be careful Mrs. Gripe. Pride comes before a fall, and you, my girl, are due a long one.

    I will say a prayer that you don't hit the ground too hard.

    YIC
    TT
    Yes, Mr. Taylor. I am Harsha Shah and while I am afraid that I might be offending you I am asking you some questions. Yes.
    i am seeing that on this forum you are the antipode of ahimsa. Yes, I can see in your post that you are very well aware that Mr. Grice has been posting as a man and yet you are deliberately irritating him by referring to him as a woman. Yes, I am seeing that your posts on this forum are beautiful and sad. Yes. I am now trying to say yes to you. Mr. Taylor!

    I am seeing your posts as beautiful as you are always unfaltering in your strategy of insulting people and never in a light-hearted or humorous manner. I am seeing your posts as sad because your elephant is a tiny piece of dung that you are observing and failing to see the intricate process of digestion and foraging that is producing that piece of dung that is further being processed by beetles and micro-organisms into new life. Yes.

    I am aware that I am probably offending you but I am asking why you are choosing the violent word to make your message heard? Yes, what is the success rate of this strategy, for instance, in percentage of converts? Are you thinking that Mr. Grice will choose your kind of Jesus if you refer to him as a woman?

    Yes, I am seeing that you are a serious expert of faith who is trying very hard and loud to distribute his message. You are the jackhammer of your kind of Jesus, you are choosing to irritate and to debate. Yes, are you familiar with the story of the blind men and the elephant? One is touching the feet and taking them as columns, one is feeling the ears and mistaking them for parasols. You are handling the dung and while you are finding it repulsive, you cannot let go. Have you ever been thinking that your Jesus is the elephant and while the elephant is producing the dung it is much more by itself?

    Yes, I am probably offending you, which is sad as all offence is building up bad karma. Yes, but I am also thinking that the evidence for consciousness without matter is so obscure that my sentience will not be reincarnating and travelling to any sad and beautiful animal anyway. Yes. I am really looking forward to your educated replies, Mr. Taylor. Yes!

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  • Dana723
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Don't you know? Curtis is too smart to use any punctuation. You have to guess what he means instead of just reading it. It's plain genius.
    What can you expect from someone who cannot spell his name correctly?

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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    Grow up, and act your age. When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
    1 Corinthians 13:11
    Dear Mr. Gripe,


    Your arrogance is only exceeded by your foolishness.


    Isaiah 13:11 - And I will punish the world for [their] evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible.


    Be careful Mrs. Gripe. Pride comes before a fall, and you, my girl, are due a long one.


    I will say a prayer that you don't hit the ground too hard.


    YIC
    TT

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Harsha Shah View Post
    Yes, Mr.Grice. It is I, Harsha Shah again and I am thanking you for your kind reply. Yes, I am very sorry but I have a final question for you. I am hoping that I am not offending you. Yes.

    You are stating that you have the same heaven and that both you and these other christians will be going there, yes? I am asking, then, what is the point of debating? You all seem to be disagreeing on many things but if they do not matter, what would be the point? (this was the question that I would like to see your answering, as I am aware that it is hard for you to distinguish questions from other kinds of text yes) Yes? I am really failing to understand this.

    What I am seeing is that you are having karma but badly missing ahimsa, the non-violence, the part of my religion that I am cherishing. I am fairly certain that our religions will not be taking us into any kind of afterlife but only into oblivion but that here on Earth the ahimsa would be making our lives much better. Yes! I am sorry if I am offending you further. Yes. Could you, Mr. Grice, be saying yes to everything, not accepting everything as equally good but accepting them as realities that you could be dealing with? Yes?
    because the way i was brought up is different from how they teach it if they would explain more and stop with the infractions maybe we could get somewhere but that won't happen

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  • Harsha Shah
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    • What are you thinking: Would I have a better change to be getting into your heaven if I were following your christianity or if I were to follow the christianity of this forum?(same heaven)
    • Are you thinking that the christians of this forum will get into your heaven?(yes)
    • Yes, You are debating with these christians if Jesus was your god or the son of God. Are you thinking that this is an opinion that is determining the entry of christians into your heaven? (No its following the rules)
    • If I shall not be converting into christianity, what will happen to me when I will be dying? Yes? (If you follow the word of God you will go to heaven)
    hope this helps.
    Yes, Mr.Grice. It is I, Harsha Shah again and I am thanking you for your kind reply. Yes, I am very sorry but I have a final question for you. I am hoping that I am not offending you. Yes.

    You are stating that you have the same heaven and that both you and these other christians will be going there, yes? I am asking, then, what is the point of debating? You all seem to be disagreeing on many things but if they do not matter, what would be the point? (this was the question that I would like to see your answering, as I am aware that it is hard for you to distinguish questions from other kinds of text yes) Yes? I am really failing to understand this.

    What I am seeing is that you are having karma but badly missing ahimsa, the non-violence, the part of my religion that I am cherishing. I am fairly certain that our religions will not be taking us into any kind of afterlife but only into oblivion but that here on Earth the ahimsa would be making our lives much better. Yes! I am sorry if I am offending you further. Yes. Could you, Mr. Grice, be saying yes to everything, not accepting everything as equally good but accepting them as realities that you could be dealing with? Yes?

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I'm reporting this post for copyright violation.
    Grow up, and act your age. When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
    1 Corinthians 13:11

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I'm reporting this post for copyright violation.
    i report you for interference violation

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  • Nobar King
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    I'm reporting this post for copyright violation.

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    "What A Shame"


    Two packs of cigarettes a day
    The strongest whiskey
    Kentucky can make
    That's a recipe to put a vagabond
    On his hands and knees
    I watched it all up close,
    I knew him more than most
    I saw a side of him he never showed
    Full of sympathy for a world that
    Wouldn't let him be


    That's the man he was,
    Have you heard enough?


    [Chorus]
    What a shame, what a shame,
    To judge a life that you can't change
    The choir sings, the church bells ring
    So, won't you give this man his wings?
    What a shame to have to beg you to
    See we're not all the same
    What a shame


    There's a hard life for every silver spoon
    There's a touch of grey for every shade
    Of blue
    That's the way that I see life
    If there was nothing wrong,
    Then there'd be nothing right
    And for this working man they say could
    Barely stand
    There's gotta be a better place to land
    Some kind of remedy for a world that
    Wouldn't let him be


    That's the man he was,
    Have you heard enough?


    [Chorus]
    What a shame, what a shame,
    To judge a life that you can't change
    The choir sings, the church bells ring
    So, won't you give this man his wings?
    What a shame to have to beg you to
    See we're not all the same
    What a shame


    God forgive the hands that laid you down
    They never knew how much a broken heart can break the sound and change the season
    Now the leaves are falling faster,
    Happily ever after
    You gave me hope through your endeavors
    And now you will live forever


    [Chorus]
    What a shame, what a shame,
    To judge a life that you can't change
    The choir sings, the church bells ring
    So, won't you give this man his wings?
    What a shame to have to beg you to
    See we're not all the same
    What a shame, what a shame
    'Cause we're not all the same
    What a shame, what a shame
    'Cause we're not all the same

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  • Dolores de Barriga
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    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    I think he's becoming a hindoo
    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    But is that the destination or just a way-stop before he returns via Shinto and Voodoo as a full-Monty Gnostic?
    Yes, he does seem to be straying farther and farther from Christianity. I hope he ends up Baha'i. If he ends up as anything else, I will be deeply disappointed. It's the sole religion in the world that hasn't - yet - committed a genocide. That must mean something.

    Is anyone in charge of taking bets? It is a sort of a sport, I suppose.

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    how do I give an infraction? This Curtis gripe guy shouldn't be editing other people's posts.
    i didn't edit it I just replied I can't quote so I put the words there beside it and parentheses.

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