[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Do you think Mary is logging onto this website while in church?!? Are you on your phone when you are in church?!?

My goodness, you are screwed in even more ways I previously thought!

For your information: churches are places of worship. While in church, you are supposed to pray, and not play with your phone!

this is a church forum and as you use scripture to back everything you say you are technically holding Church where two or more gather I am there also hince speaking in church

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

I never speak in church. Not even to say "Amen."

[Basilissa]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

john3:16 for God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son that whoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life

Keep reading, sweetie:

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

That means, a lot of people are condemned. Including the fake monastery where you got your fake preacher certificate - for reasons I already posted and reposted.

1 Corinthians 14:34–35

34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law 35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Do you think Mary is logging onto this website while in church?!? Are you on your phone when you are in church?!?

My goodness, you are screwed in even more ways I previously thought!

For your information: churches are places of worship. While in church, you are supposed to pray, and not play with your phone!

[Didymus Much]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

john3:16 for God so loved...

Oh, John 3:16, the constant go-to for those who REALLY do not get what Jesus is saying. Works wonderfully, as long as you ignore the other 99.999% of the Bible.


It talks about those who love Jesus. Not included in the promise of Salvation are those who, like you, flip some lip-service in Jesus' direction while claiming to know God's real message from their heart. Yes, their heart, because that's where TRUTH lies. F*** the Bible, it's a dusty old book.

1 Corinthians 14:34–35

34 Let your women keep silence in the churches...

Ya, you read goodly. Hurrr.

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

If you are referring to 1 Timothy 2:11-12, please indicate what lesson you believe I am interrupting. Barring that, please indicate what authority you believe I am usurping from you.

I never sin, dear. I am holy and unblemished in the eyes of the LORD.

1 Corinthians 14:34–35

34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law 35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Assuming you're talking about Mary Magdalene, and not Mary Etheldreda or Mary the alleged virgin or any of the other Marys who either visit here or are mentioned in the Bible that you could be referring to, where does the Bible say that?





Again, Scripture or STFU.


Btw, your paper is worthless. You meet their total lack of standards perfectly.

john3:16 for God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son that whoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life

[Basilissa]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

wake up now before its to late

Same back at you.

Like I already said:

Curtis, sweetheart, I deleted the rest because this is the only important bit.

You aren't listening. That's why you are going to Hell.

Jesus said that Salvation is only through Him:

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

The pagan website where you got your fake preacher certificate denies that by being equally accepting of all major faiths:

They are going to Hell and you will join them there.

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

You do realize this "church" also "ordains" Pastafarians, Wiccans, Witch Doctors, and the like? Anyone can get an "official" ordination for the right price, and preach a false gospel or even preach against it.

Nonsense. Religion was never lost. The Trail of Blood shows an unbroken line from the Disciples of Christ to Pastor Zeke himself. The gospel has never been lost. That's Mormon tomfoolery.

Well duh! Christ Almighty Himself told us to expect this and He shall Bless us for enduring it (Luke 6:22-23)!

Balderdash. You're naught but wolves in sheep's clothing training up more wolves. You're spiritual chimps copying the behavior of the chimp you see with whatever silly tool he has, never understanding what you're doing or why. Monkey See, Monkey Do.

You're fools, convincing yourselves the imaginary BFF who you have convinced yourself is the spirit of Jesus condones your actions when in fact all you're doing is referring to your own misguided consciousness for approval. It's self-serving and self-defeating and Christ will not be fooled on your day of Judgement.

How can you do that when you do not trust God's Word yourself?

wake up now before its to late

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

the church is goal is to ordained minister so they can go out and get people saved

You do realize this "church" also "ordains" Pastafarians, Wiccans, Witch Doctors, and the like? Anyone can get an "official" ordination for the right price, and preach a false gospel or even preach against it.

during the Great apostasy when religion was lost

Nonsense. Religion was never lost. The Trail of Blood shows an unbroken line from the Disciples of Christ to Pastor Zeke himself. The gospel has never been lost. That's Mormon tomfoolery.

and it was considered a sin or a mockery to be religious and people were persecuted just for their belief in God

Well duh! Christ Almighty Himself told us to expect this and He shall Bless us for enduring it (Luke 6:22-23)!

we make ministers who out of people who want to be who are faithful to God and Jesus

Balderdash. You're naught but wolves in sheep's clothing training up more wolves. You're spiritual chimps copying the behavior of the chimp you see with whatever silly tool he has, never understanding what you're doing or why. Monkey See, Monkey Do.

You're fools, convincing yourselves the imaginary BFF who you have convinced yourself is the spirit of Jesus condones your actions when in fact all you're doing is referring to your own misguided consciousness for approval. It's self-serving and self-defeating and Christ will not be fooled on your day of Judgement.

and raise them up to do as they should in God's life with God's word

How can you do that when you do not trust God's Word yourself?

[Didymus Much]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

...he didn't care where you came from what you looked like Mary was a hooker...

Assuming you're talking about Mary Magdalene, and not Mary Etheldreda or Mary the alleged virgin or any of the other Marys who either visit here or are mentioned in the Bible that you could be referring to, where does the Bible say that?

...a minister that thinks hes a stud (thats a sin)...

Again, Scripture or STFU.


Btw, your paper is worthless. You meet their total lack of standards perfectly.

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

I don't live with my parents FYI I live with my Common law wife and my uncle (so i can take care of him) i don't live in charlotte i moved just didn't change address online i don't want my family to know where i am they only want money

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

I didn't say anything to the contrary, dear. But not caring where one comes from is not the same as not caring where one goes. Mary was a hooker but stopped being a hooker. She stopped being unclean when she became clean.

How do you propose a pretend online church like yours can offer Salvation when the tenets of Salvation are never offered? Mental osmosis?

the church is goal is to ordained minister so they can go out and get people saved and brought to God to start their own churches to build up what has been lost during the Great apostasy when religion was lost and it was considered a sin or a mockery to be religious and people were persecuted just for their belief in God the church has come up and said okay will ordained people and they can do what they want with their own church we make ministers who out of people who want to be who are faithful to God and Jesus and raise them up to do as they should in God's life with God's word you call it fake but at the same time they're in a legal battle to prove they are 100% as valid as any church on the planet

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

No Read your BIBLE he taught to anyone who would listenhe didn't care where you came from what you looked like

I didn't say anything to the contrary, dear. But not caring where one comes from is not the same as not caring where one goes. Mary was a hooker but stopped being a hooker. She stopped being unclean when she became clean.

How do you propose a pretend online church like yours can offer Salvation when the tenets of Salvation are never offered? Mental osmosis?

[Basilissa]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

he taught to anyone who would listen

Curtis, sweetheart, I deleted the rest because this is the only important bit.

You aren't listening. That's why you are going to Hell.

Jesus said that Salvation is only through Him:

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

The pagan website where you got your fake preacher certificate denies that by being equally accepting of all major faiths:

They are going to Hell and you will join them there.

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

It's 100% goofy.

Your goofy
It has only two core tenets:

• Do only that which is right.
• Every individual is free to practice their religion in the manner of their choosing, as mandated by the First Amendment, so long as that expression does not impinge upon the rights or freedoms of others and is in accordance with the government's laws.

Why, one could be a long-haired, artisan, hipster, God-mocking Jew and still be ordained by this so-called church. Jesus, however, encourages segregation between the clean and the unclean. He always has and always will. That's why Landover Baptist's motto is "Where the Worthwhile Worship: Unsaved Unwelcome!"

No Read your BIBLE he taught to anyone who would listenhe didn't care where you came from what you looked like Mary was a hooker and he taught her the word of GOD everyone is welcome before the Lord not just the saved how else do you think they get saved by Gods Glory alone not a minister that thinks hes a stud (thats a sin) so you all need to read Matthew to rev. Again