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  • James Hutchins
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    Welcome Bill, May I call you William? 'Bill' has such a queer sound of it, perhaps it may be part of your problem.

    Well Will, your desire to sodomize men and have your own rectum stretched may be from your fascination with feces. Most people are not aware of this little fact but rectal discharge is a little joke Jesus plays on the Devil, giving him *hit. Some people are obsessed with this, wondering how steak and potatoes and bacon all comes out in the end looking identical except for the occasional corn or pea that slips by. You can stop grabbing handfuls and squeezing it between your fingers.
    You do not have to insert your genitals in to a young, firm buttocked nigra in a frenzied reefer infused moment of jungle lust. Instead, you can stick it in the KJV Bible and take a load off with Jesus. God is always there to lend a hand and He always knows exactly what you need. Get off with Christianity. For once, say "Oh God, I am coming' and really mean it.

    PM me if you need to discuss this further. We have outreach missions all along I80 at every rest stop.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Oh, you're one of those law-abiding mass murderers. Good for you.
    Slaying those whom God commands us to slay is not murder. And the Bible tells us to obey local laws, so I don't even know what you're going on about.

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by Anne Sayne View Post
    Yeah, but that's how it works EVERYWHERE. Do you think there's some little town where a fairytale book is the guide?
    Unfortunately, dear, most countries, towns, cities, and villages all over the world disregard the Holy Bible. Just look at some of the laws that should be applied if our country was following the Good Book:

    1. All rapists would be marrying their victims (Deuteronomy 22:28-29).

    2. Slavery would be accepted as a normal thing (1 Timothy 6:1), including sex slaves (Numbers 31:17-18).

    3. Women would have no place in politics (1 Timothy 2:11-12).

    4. All hospitals would be closed and the medical profession would be outlawed (James 5:14-16).

    5. All books that contradict the Holy Bible would have been burned (Acts 19:19).

    6. All universities would have been closed and science forbidden (Ecclesiastes 12:12-13, 1 Timothy 6:20).

    7. Adultery and homosexuality would have been punished by death (Leviticus 20:10, 13).

    8. All people with a lisp would have been killed (Judges 12:6).

    9. Witchcraft would be also punishable by death (Exodus 22:18).

    Now, the only countries that come close to that ideal are places like Saudi Arabia. Unfortunately, they do it for the wrong reason, so they'll be going to Hell as well.

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  • Anne Sayne
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    Umm...2 Timothy 4:2? You should be ready to preach the word! Correct any mistakes. If you want to correct someone, could you give all the details?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by Anne Sayne View Post
    ...Being gay is not a birth defect, it's a LIFESTYLE...
    Why don't you go back and actually read what I wrote? I never made a claim either way. I simply refuted the other poster's logic (that because God made someone some way, God's good with it) USING THE BIBLE.

    I suggest you try doing the same.

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  • Anne Sayne
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    That's not what God thinks, according to the Bible, and around here, the Bible is the guide. Not you.

    Think about it: God also created Hell. Why would He go to all that trouble if He didn't make anyone to go there? Do you think God is stupid or something?

    Let's see what the Bible has to say about it:

    Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness:
    I make peace, and create evil:
    I the Lord do all these things."

    Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself:
    Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

    So much for the "God made me this way, therefore He loves me as I am" malarkey.
    *sigh* Didymus, did somebody drop you on your head when you were a baby? Being gay is not a birth defect, it's a LIFESTYLE. Get your facts straight (haha, I made that joke by mistake)
    (originally posted by Didymus Much) around here, the Bible is the guide.
    Yeah, but that's how it works EVERYWHERE. Do you think there's some little town where a fairytale book is the guide?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by cheeky_bum_sex View Post
    Hey, there's nothing wrong with being gay!...
    That's not what God thinks, according to the Bible, and around here, the Bible is the guide. Not you.

    ...God made you this way, trying not to be gay would be blasphemy!...
    Think about it: God also created Hell. Why would He go to all that trouble if He didn't make anyone to go there? Do you think God is stupid or something?

    Let's see what the Bible has to say about it:

    Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness:
    I make peace, and create evil:
    I the Lord do all these things."

    Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself:
    Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

    So much for the "God made me this way, therefore He loves me as I am" malarkey.

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  • cheeky_bum_sex
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    Hey, there's nothing wrong with being gay! God made you this way, trying not to be gay would be blasphemy! Accept yourself and join the LGBT+ movement! I myself am a proud gay non-binary person happily married to my gorgeous lover. You should be proud of who you are and accept your gayness <3

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  • BrotherLarry
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    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Hi and welcome to our friendly forum, sweetie!

    it would be great if you could make an effort to go to the Introduction Forum and you know, introduce yourself, which is something that civilized humans are supposed to do before engaging in a conversation.

    How nice of you to lead and guide this person in the path he should trod. As a certified equine gnathologist and future veterinarian, equine psychoanalyst and yet unmarried, I need someone in my life who is caring and kind. You know you're my one and only.


    BrotherLarry

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  • Basilissa
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    Hi and welcome to our friendly forum, sweetie!

    it would be great if you could make an effort to go to the Introduction Forum and you know, introduce yourself, which is something that civilized humans are supposed to do before engaging in a conversation.

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  • HomosexualTru
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    hi

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  • handmaiden
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    Originally posted by Roast Beef View Post
    Having quite recently become a Bible-loving Christian, I find that all my previous, atheistic objections to Gay (male) sexual activities are, in fact, approved by God Himself, as expressed by his Holy Word.
    I also know for an absolute fact that attempting to gain-say God's Holy Word is a really big mistake and will send a person, male, female and everything in between, straight to Hell.
    So my advice, Confused Gay Boy, is to rid your mind of all your disgusting gay thoughts and concentrate instead on breeding rabbits, creatures which provide a fine example of Godly heterosexual activity. (With the proviso, of course, that you make proper allowance for their un-Godly animal proclivity for jaw-dropping promiscuity).

    They can't be promiscuous if you keep proper tabs on them. Also, rabbits are not clean according to Leviticus, so be careful what you do with them. The skins can be of use in cleaning guns and the meat can be used to feed non-humans, which covers a lot of possibilities.


    Properly Yours,
    Handmaiden

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    ...of course I would have to stop to reload frequently, due to California's Draconian limits on magazine sizes...
    Oh, you're one of those law-abiding mass murderers. Good for you.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Thank you for broaching this subject, sister Mary. As long as we're laying our cards on the table, I must confess I often feel inadequate when comparing myself to the men of the Bible.

    Shamgar, for example:

    Judges 3:31

    And after him was Shamgar the son of Anath, which slew of the Philistines six hundred men with an ox goad: and he also delivered Israel.
    I mean just think about that. Shamgar was so brave and strong, he was able to slay 600 men with just a stick!

    I often lay awake at night, pondering how many men I could slay, if the very survival of my nation were at stake.

    I figure I could probably take out a good two-dozen or so with my AR-15, but of course I would have to stop to reload frequently, due to California's Draconian limits on magazine sizes.

    I know I can't blame this rotten state for my lack of manhood, but I sometimes wonder what kind of man God would have allowed me to become, had I grown up a nice place like Iowa or Oklahoma.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Roast Beef View Post
    Having quite recently become a Bible-loving Christian...
    I quite remember you from your arrogant introduction. I'm glad to see you've discovered a love for the Holy Word of God! Please be advised, no one cares of you *love* the King James Bible, only that you *believe* and *follow* It. There are certainly things I don't love about It (for example all the things I'm expected to do to keep up with that Miss Perfect Proverb 31 woman, who probably doesn't even have stretch marks or a single varicose vein), but my fear of the LORD and my healthy avoidance of Eternal Damnation motivate me to believe and obey anyway!


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