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  • Jesus Touches Me
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2008
    • 12

    #1

    Coming back into the fold!

    Greeting fellow Believers.

    I am here because Jesus has shown me a way back from the darkness I was in!

    Let me just tell you a little about what happened to me...

    I was born into a family of Osmond freak bull worshiping mormon freaks, and from there it was a slippery slope!
    In my teens I developed an interest in the occult and pursued it to very dark places and was deeply immersed in the dark crafts of Satan!
    My occult foolishness was so great it didn't even acknowledge any gods which made me an atheist and occultist at the same time, I persisted in this foolishness for quite a few years (Even running a New-age shoppe/Satanic recruitment centre for a time), however after a while, I dint know what happened, I think Jesus stepped in and guided me away from the evil pseudoscience with its satanic origins.
    But then I was caught again!!!!

    After renouncing the occult and all the sinful evil that goes with it, I failed Jesus a second time by accepting science as my false religion, I read the book written by that drug-addicted old communist queer Richard Dawkins and was fooled by the deceptions of that evil silvery tongued agent of satan.
    Recently I made matters much worse by becoming a science student, and working towards a degree in physics, and wanting to become a scientist like all my deluded and sinful heroes were...
    How foolish!

    In the midst of my studies I decided to take a little break and I had a look through a few other forums and saw a reference to the landover baptist website, so I had a look.

    I could not believe my eyes, I felt like I was home, I felt the sin and evilness dripping away from me as a weight was lifted, and was moved by the realization that everything said on the forums by Jesus's true believers was REALLY true, more true than anything I had read about in science, Truer than evolution by natural selection, Truer than the hot big bang model of the universe's creation.
    My find my faith in the LORD was blossoming.
    I rejected Atheism and science with all of its purported logic and so called results, and embraced the LORD.

    Who needs satanic pseudoscientific occultism, or weak and stupid Godless atheism, when I can have ever lasting life with Jesus Christ.

    How stupid I was!
    I weep and pray everyday for Jesus to forgive me, and I hope you all accept this lost sheep that has found his way back to Christ.
    Spreading the TRUTH to the unbelievers is my calling, When everyone thinks like us, the world will be a better place!
  • Bob4God
    Moderator
    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #2
    Re: Coming back into the fold!

    Truly a moving and uplifting story of redemption! PRAISE THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST!

    It sounds like you were indeed trapped in a very dark place, but nothing is too dark for JESUS, amen?
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    - Proverbs 15:3

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    CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Coming back into the fold!

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Your testimony is quite moving and will no doubt inspire many unsaved heathens who stumble in here looking for Salvation©.

      Please read through these threads thouroughly. You might want to start HERE, a special section for new posters such as yourself.

      I'll be praying for you.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Fabricio
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Aug 2008
        • 9

        #4
        Re: Coming back into the fold!

        TEH INT3RN3TZ SAVES YUO!!!!

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: Coming back into the fold!

          Originally posted by .:FoRuM56:. View Post
          TEH INT3RN3TZ SAVES YUO!!!!
          That was not American English, neither was it Biblical.
          You have been Infractionized.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Coming back into the fold!

            Originally posted by Fabricio View Post
            TEH INT3RN3TZ SAVES YUO!!!!
            We do not use l33tard speak on God's favorite discussion board.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: Coming back into the fold!

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              We do not use l33tard speak on God's favorite discussion board.
              LOLWJC
              No, we certainly DO NOT EVER use such stupid phrases.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5388

                #8
                Re: Coming back into the fold!

                Originally posted by Fabricio View Post
                TEH INT3RN3TZ SAVES YUO!!!!
                Letters are for words and numbers are for ciphering. What's wrong with you, boy?
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Coming back into the fold!

                  What a relief!

                  From the thread title, I thought this was going to be another depraved diatribe by some oversexed "every crease is a piece" chubby chaser graphically detailing his unnatural fantasies about our increasingly-svelte Sister Victory Over Sex.

                  Brother IQ, I'm glad to see that you've chosen to turn to Jesus instead of the l3374rds! Welcome to Landover Baptist Church's Internet Outreach Forums!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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