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  • James Hutchins
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    I have recently discovered the internet is chock full of disgusting, filthy pornography. I was recently using a neighbors computer to look up Bible verses in preparation for the upcoming celebration of Jesus being nailed to the cross and then buried alive. I was curious what the restroom facilities were. Well, let me tell you, the JesOS Ver 10 certainly has been protecting me from disgusting filthy things.
    I spent nearly a day looking at things on line. No matter how depraved a idea I could come up with, there were free movies and pictures depicting acts of demented behavior. Quite shocking. I'll be going back to further my studies and I plan to publish a report in the next LBC newsletter about what I find (it will be in the men's section as to not give our female members the vapors).

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  • Bubba Buck
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    Originally posted by Brother Maxson View Post
    THESE WORDS WERE RELAYED TO ME IN A DREAM BY THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL HIMSELF, AND REQUESTED UPON ME TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF GOD AMONGST YOU ALL, AND IF I SO DID I WOULD BE FREE FROM PUNSIHMENT, AS THIS IS GODS OWN WORK! Right there.
    Would this "Archangel Michael" be some devils-grass smoking hippie you happened to meet while relieving yourself in a bathroom at a rest stop next to a Burger King? I won't believe any of your false delusions. Also idolism is a big sin that will be punished when the Rapture comes to kill you. Perhaps you should check yourself into the Landover Reform Clinic for your mental insanity.

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    Originally posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un View Post
    Do you want to ban the internet? Such a fool thing to do, I can't think of anybody but a lunatic would do that.

    Hey Un, are those rice bowls you guys use for your haircuts available on Amazon?

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  • Marshal Kim Jong-un
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    Do you want to ban the internet? Such a fool thing to do, I can't think of anybody but a lunatic would do that.

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  • docscience
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    to WilliamJenningsBryan --
    George Soros and his minions have ...........
    In support on this issue, I completely agree with what you say.

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    It's no secret that George Soros and his minions have unleashed a cabal of angry Democrats hell bent on unseating Donald Trump. Being led by Obama plants in the Deep State, and aided by the Clintons, Valerie Jarret, Pelosi, and Schumer - they are out seeding fake news, lies, disinformation, and spreading Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt (FUD) to undo our Christian tide.

    Be advised that the LBC server is inspected daily for demons, Jesus' precious bandwidth is guarded by the Holy Firewall of JesOS, and all of our packets are protected and blessed by encryption that not only can Satan not decipher them, but neither can Obama's moles hidden deep inside the NSA.

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  • Brother Gonzalez
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    Originally posted by Brother Maxson View Post
    YES, THE INTERNET IS A SINFUL PLACE, AND ANYONE WHO USES THE INTERNET WILL BURN IN HELL, FOR THE INTERNET IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE WORLD WIDE WEB, A REFERENCE TO THE WEB OF LIES SATAN WEAVES AMONGST EVERYBODY WHO DOES NOT FOLLOW THE WORD OF GOD IN FULL. THESE WORDS WERE RELAYED TO ME IN A DREAM BY THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL HIMSELF, AND REQUESTED UPON ME TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF GOD AMONGST YOU ALL, AND IF I SO DID I WOULD BE FREE FROM PUNSIHMENT, AS THIS IS GODS OWN WORK! AND IF YOU SO QUESTION ME, KNOW JESUS HIMSELF SAID JOHN 20:29 "THEN JESUS TOLD HIM, "BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEEN ME, YOU HAVE BELIEVED; BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN AND YET HAVE BELIEVED."", AND SO YOU SHOULD TRUST MY WORD EVEN WITHOUT PHYSICAL PROOF. WERE YOU TO NOT HEED MY WORD, YOU WILL ALL BURN IN THE PITS OF HELL, BE RAPED BY SATAN HIMSELF, AND BEG FOR MERCY! YOU WILL ALL BE TURNED INTO FILTHY HOMO-SEXUALS AND BECOME HIS PLAYTHINGS! THIS IS WHAT AWAITS YOU IF YOU CONTINUE TO USE THE INTERNET! SHUT DOWN THIS WEBSITE NOW, THAT EVEN IF GOOD INTENTIONED, WILL ONLY SERVE TO DRIVE EACH OF US TO THE DEEP PITS OF HELL, FOR OUR LORD COMMANDS IT! HEED MY WORDS FELLOW CHRISTIANS, I ONLY WISH SALVATION FOR ALL OF YOU.




    PRAISE OUR LORD! PRAISE JESUS CHRIST! PRAISE THE HOLY GHOST! AMEN!
    ACTS 3:19 "REPENT, THEN, AND TURN TO GOD, SO THAT YOUR SINS MAY BE WIPED OUT, THAT TIMES OF REFRESHING MAY COME FROM THE LORD." AMEN.
    Hi, I tend to believe you, as God has appeared in my dreams very often (or He has sent his Archangels) But what makes me doubt, is that He was always specific in that I should use paragraphs; didn't He tell you that?


    It seems odd. But well, please be welcome to this forum. Was He specific on the use of the WWW? Are there any sites that can be accesed? Why did He create JesOS, our Operative System, that has a Internet Navigator included from factory, if the Intenet is not to be accesed?


    And why if this is so important, He did not write it in the Bible? Did He tell you? You know, we follow the Bible to the letter, but it is sometimes hard to follow random anonymous guys on the internet. Don't take it personal.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by Brother Maxson View Post
    I apologize, for I have little experience with keyboards, as I wish to live as close to God as possible.
    Then shouldn't you get off this nasty internet thingie, like ASAP? You've delivered your warning, job done, bye now, don't let the door hit you on your way out.

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  • Brother Maxson
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    I apologize, for I have little experience with keyboards, as I wish to live as close to God as possible.

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by Brother Maxson View Post
    You are the delusional ones, for you do not believe that I am to spread the word of our almighty lord! (Also, if you want to pray for angels, I think Lucifer needs it most.)
    You'd think that a person spreading the Word of Almighty Lord would know better to capitalize His Name...

    Also, what did make you think that I wanted to pray for angels? You seem to be a few fries short of a happy meal, sweetie!

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  • Brother Maxson
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    You are the delusional ones, for you do not believe that I am to spread the word of our almighty lord! (Also, if you want to pray for angels, I think Lucifer needs it most.)

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by Brother Maxson View Post
    THESE WORDS WERE RELAYED TO ME IN A DREAM BY THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL HIMSELF, AND REQUESTED UPON ME TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF GOD AMONGST YOU ALL, AND IF I SO DID I WOULD BE FREE FROM PUNSIHMENT, AS THIS IS GODS OWN WORK! Right there.
    Oh, so you don't have any evidence at all.

    I will pray for your soul. Not that I think God will lift that delusion He gave you (2 Thess 2:11-12), but it will make me feel better about myself.

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  • Brother Maxson
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    THESE WORDS WERE RELAYED TO ME IN A DREAM BY THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL HIMSELF, AND REQUESTED UPON ME TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF GOD AMONGST YOU ALL, AND IF I SO DID I WOULD BE FREE FROM PUNSIHMENT, AS THIS IS GODS OWN WORK! Right there.

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by Brother Maxson View Post
    I specified that I would be forgiven if I told you all of the dangers you were in.
    Where did you specify that, sweetie?

    Also, please support your claims with appropriate Scripture.

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  • Brother Maxson
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    I specified that I would be forgiven if I told you all of the dangers you were in.

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