[handmaiden]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

I'm sure you would get quite offended if something you enjoyed and liked was insulted like that.
They probably mean no harm and merely get a bit angry.
To put it into perspective, it's a bit like insulting ones religion, if a person was going around insulting Christianity I'm sure you would be a bit hostile to them.

I've spent a few hundred hours on the games you mentioned, and I can understand if someone got a bit hurt when you insult them, they feel a bit personal at times since you generally get attached to your character.

That's just my opinion though, you can disagree all you like, I don't mind.

Allow me to reiterate. They care more about the misspelling of a game character's name then about entire races of people being murdered.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

First of all, a hearty welcome before I become righteously indignant. You see, friend, you were doing well when you first arrived in our PRIVATELY OWNED forum. We allow sinners of the greatest magnitude to seek Jesus here because He wants to rescue you from the pits of Hell. And if you ask Him to, in a contrite way, determined to sin no more, He will. (1 John 1:9) I believe in Swedish that is translated as "Gleeben globen meeben noben, dir forder horder marker snarker en deleeben sneeben." It's been a while since I studied the language using the Swedish chef as a teacher. We Americans learn things from all sorts of media, which is one of the things that makes us superior.


You need to stop being autistic. It is nothing to play with and can be healed by our Lord Jesus. (Isaiah 53:5) Accusing my dear brother Des of being a troll when he has nothing to do with Denmark or other African nations nearby is really starting to make me angry. However, the Lord asks us to forgive seventy times seven, so you have four hundred eighty-nine more chances before I wipe the dust from my feet and write myself a note to wave at you from Heaven while you writhe in Hell. (Matthew 18:22) Des is a kind, American man who would never sit to perform any bodily function for which a normal male is built to stand. He has gone out of his way to be a Christian witness to you and you owe him gratitude for that.


Landover Baptist Church's group of True Christians(TM) will NEVER be hostile to anyone as this is totally against the Bible (Ephesians 4:32). Your accusation that we would do so is in itself a hostile action, but if you think that bothers us, think again! You see, friend, we rejoice when we are persecuted (Matthew 5:11). We just lay back and await the promised blessing that God will pour out upon us when we least expect it.


I worry when people claim atheism as their belief system. Don't you care what God thinks of that claim? He loved you so much that He sent His Son to DIE for you. YOU. (John 3:16) His sweet baby boy endured countless hours of pain and suffering in order that you might spend eternity dancing in Heaven, singing songs and praising Him while casting crowns at His Feet. (Revelation 4:10) Lest Heaven sound boring to you so far, there is no doubt in my mind that there will be other activities planned, such as watching Madonna perform live in Hell accompanied by Liberace on keyboards. Of course, Madonna could still find Jesus - we pray she does - but instead she embraces Cabello's instead of reading the Holy Scriptures. <sigh - I love the song "Like a Prayer" >


We would love to help your unsaved and vile soul reach the gates of Glory with us. Won't you ask Jesus to guide you to Him? When you take one step toward the Lord, He will take two steps toward you.


He is so good - all the time. Cast all your cares upon Him , because He cares for YOU. (1 Peter 5:7)


Glory!
COME, LORD JESUS! (Revelation 22:12)
BrotherLarry

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

You take the corn off of the cob, first.

This is Mexican food, friend. You can tell that was made by some kind of modern Mexican cook, because they took the shells off the shrimp. The Mexicans like to dig their fingers into the soup and eat the choicer chunks separately.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

The Internet ones, If you did not know, when most people refer to sjws, they normally refer to the "keyboard warrior" ones.

I see. Them too. As soon as they start rioting, let them have it and let God sort them out.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

What's your opinions on things like the rising feminism and social justice warriors?

The famous and endearing Reverend Pat Robertson once said "The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." I am inclined to agree. I've never met a feminist who wasn't looking for some way to emasculate a man but still get pregnant just so she can seek out an abortion. I think this is what makes them so bitter; they hate men but they know men are required to make babies. After all, you can't have an abortion until you are pregnant. This explains why they're always so confused and angry and have taken to the internet to pretend to be "warriors."

[Casual 'n filthy]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

Not in this recipe!




Sweetie,


why would you accuse Brother Des of being ugly as a troll? Can't you see from his avatar that he's a very handsom fellow (and currently available, too!)?

As an internet troll, not a mythological troll.

It wasn't meant as an insult, I never stated anything about looks.

I was asking if he was trolling me, as in joking around and making fun of my autistic nature.

Did I clear that up? I hope so.

[Basilissa]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

You take the corn off of the cob, first.

Not in this recipe!

I think I'll fish the shrimp out now that the soup is cooked, just to be on a safe side with Jesus.

Okay...
I think that might confirm it.
Thank you for your input though.

Sweetie,


why would you accuse Brother Des of being ugly as a troll? Can't you see from his avatar that he's a very handsom fellow (and currently available, too!)?

[Casual 'n filthy]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

Don't be silly. Trolls are from Denmark. I'm an American.


Honestly, I don't know why I even bother trying to help these people! Try to be a good Christian and they accuse you of being Danish.

Okay...
I think that might confirm it.
Thank you for your input though.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

...

You take the corn off of the cob, first.

[Des]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

Are you a troll or something?
I'm curious, I've never seen anything like this without it being a troll of some kind.

Don't be silly. Trolls are from Denmark. I'm an American.


Honestly, I don't know why I even bother trying to help these people! Try to be a good Christian and they accuse you of being Danish.

[Casual 'n filthy]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

Sure it would change things. Your people need a good male role model to look up to, that's all. When the country sees him slap some mouthy wench back into the kitchen, they'll rediscover their testicular fortitude along with their Christian roots and make your country great for once.


Look, President Trump is very busy right now. Golf is a demanding sport after all. But President Putin is practically your next door neighbor. I'm sure if you all asked him nicely, he would fly over and give your male leaders a couple of pointers on how to run things the right way. Nothing lost if you give him a call and ask.

Are you a troll or something?
I'm curious, I've never seen anything like this without it being a troll of some kind.

[Casual 'n filthy]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

"Keyboard Warriors" care only about their keyboards and video controller gamer wars. You should check out the Overwatch and Team Fortress 2 threads.


All sorts of outrage there. None of it concerned about voting rights, the environment, poverty programs, free speech at al.

Also no interest or emotion in what the Bible says about slavery, or stoning virgins who are raped in urban settings, the sanctity of Godly genocide and capital punishment for homosexuals.


Their only anger is directed towards those who might threaten their access to video games and those who who don't know chapter and verse of their game lore backstories.


They will keep repeating the same explanations about the same characters until your eyes glaze over. They're a bunch of boring zealots, if you ask me.

I'm sure you would get quite offended if something you enjoyed and liked was insulted like that.
They probably mean no harm and merely get a bit angry.
To put it into perspective, it's a bit like insulting ones religion, if a person was going around insulting Christianity I'm sure you would be a bit hostile to them.

I've spent a few hundred hours on the games you mentioned, and I can understand if someone got a bit hurt when you insult them, they feel a bit personal at times since you generally get attached to your character.

That's just my opinion though, you can disagree all you like, I don't mind.

[Basilissa]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

All that meatball talk is making me hungry.

Chupe de camarones (Mexican shrimp soup), anyone?

[Des]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

Putting men in charge would not change anything, it would still be filled with feminism and people being more worried about being "politically correct" than actually fixing anything.

Sure it would change things. Your people need a good male role model to look up to, that's all. When the country sees him slap some mouthy wench back into the kitchen, they'll rediscover their testicular fortitude along with their Christian roots and make your country great for once.


Look, President Trump is very busy right now. Golf is a demanding sport after all. But President Putin is practically your next door neighbor. I'm sure if you all asked him nicely, he would fly over and give your male leaders a couple of pointers on how to run things the right way. Nothing lost if you give him a call and ask.

[Casual 'n filthy]

Re: Uhh, an introduction?

I don't quite get the point of vegetarian meatballs. Sounds like an oxymormon to me. Probably some Orwellian feminazi socialist doublespeak. Freedom is Slavery, Peace is War, Carrots are Meatballs.

I never said anything about vegitarian meatballs.
I said that there are a lot of vegetarians in Sweden and those vegetarians do not eat meatballs, since it's meat.