Hello, I am Eduard

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

Not to seem too proud, but I paid $25.00 and got ordained on the WWW.

It's from space you know where Jesus lives.
I met Obama and I saw into his soul and God said he is to lead us out of darkness.
I'll love whom ever wins but God spoke to me. Put you head closer to your monitor. Can you hear him? I do.

Okay, you're not right in the head, are you boy.

God hates the retardeds.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

I am glad to be here with the love of my Lord.
I ask if anyone knows if we will need clothes in heaven. i ask only because I need to lose weight.

Thanks for any help, your brother in Christ.

After what you did to Sister SUV, I don't believe you deserve any help from us. However, I shall, as always, defer to our good Pastors in this decision.

And your ribs are sticking out, yet you say you need to lose weight. Are you anorexic?

[crazy eddie]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

Why not tell us about yourself? How old are you? What church do you attend? Can you share some of your favorite verses with us?

And when can we expect your Tithe?

Not to seem too proud, but I paid $25.00 and got ordained on the WWW.

It's from space you know where Jesus lives.
I met Obama and I saw into his soul and God said he is to lead us out of darkness.
I'll love whom ever wins but God spoke to me. Put you head closer to your monitor. Can you hear him? I do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

I am glad to be here with the love of my Lord.
I ask if anyone knows if we will need clothes in heaven. i ask only because I need to lose weight.

Thanks for any help, your brother in Christ.

Why not tell us about yourself? How old are you? What church do you attend? Can you share some of your favorite verses with us?

And when can we expect your Tithe?

[crazy eddie]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

It looks like me, you have seem me on other post. You may not remember but it's me.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

I am glad to be here with the love of my Lord.
I ask if anyone knows if we will need clothes in heaven. i ask only because I need to lose weight.

Thanks for any help, your brother in Christ.

Your picture reminds me of someone...

[crazy eddie]

I am glad to be here with the love of my Lord.
I ask if anyone knows if we will need clothes in heaven. i ask only because I need to lose weight.

Thanks for any help, your brother in Christ.