Hello

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Hello

Oh Thank you for showing me the light. this is very helpful!

As if the story of Salvation(R) hasn't been around and ready for you to find for over 2000 years, how wonderful that one note from a stranger can "show you the light."


And you need to stop mocking the soon return of our Savior, gentle visitor. His lightning swift sword will knock the crap out of you. We are stalwart defenders of the faith here, and not terribly tolerant of blatant balderdash. Your maniacal moniker sits scornfully in the patient person's pew. I would recommend a visit to your knees in repentance.


God's favorite lily in the bouquet,
NRL

[SecondClown]

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St. Basil? Oh dear, that sounds like a branch of the papist corporation. You should know that Jesus does not tolerate the Catholics, as they are not Christian. Pastor Zeke has a fine sermon on this you can read HERE. I'm sure your joining our dear and humble church isn't a coincidence. I think your soul is reaching out for Salvation. Wouldn't you like to be assured of Salvation after you die, knowing you won't end up in an eternal cesspool of pain and suffering for having believed the wrong thing, and not believing the right thing (John 3:18)?

Oh Thank you for showing me the light. this is very helpful!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Saint Basil's, its very close to home. I like when Jesus calms the storm, its very heroic. Isn't it Mark 4:35-40?

St. Basil? Oh dear, that sounds like a branch of the papist corporation. You should know that Jesus does not tolerate the Catholics, as they are not Christian. Pastor Zeke has a fine sermon on this you can read HERE. I'm sure your joining our dear and humble church isn't a coincidence. I think your soul is reaching out for Salvation. Wouldn't you like to be assured of Salvation after you die, knowing you won't end up in an eternal cesspool of pain and suffering for having believed the wrong thing, and not believing the right thing (John 3:18)?

[SecondClown]

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Saint Basil's, its very close to home. I like when Jesus calms the storm, its very heroic. Isn't it Mark 4:35-40?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello dear. Did your care taker step out for the moment and leave the computer on for you? How sweet of you to say hi!

HI!



Now be a dear and tell us what church you go to and what's your favorite story about !

[SecondClown]

Greetings