[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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A feminine male with bisexural tendencies? Careful because you will end up like the real-life versions of these poor souls.

[Faith_Machine]

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I can understand why you thought I was female

Oh boy. I can see we really have our work cut out for us here.

Tell you what, friendo. I'm going to take you hunting. Just you, me, some long guns, and a bottle of rye whiskey.

When would be a good day for this to occur?

[Bubba Buck]

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For the life of me, I cannot find any good reason that a male would even WANT to self identify as a female. Females are, by god's definition, weaker and in need to be taken care of by males. They are meant to stay in the household to breed and raise soldiers for God.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm male.

No, really? I mean, not "do you feel like a male," but in reality, is there a floppy male member physically dangling between your legs? I ask because you have a very feminine style and I was about to share some tips to make you less unattractive to the opposite sex, seeing how that's the number one reason girls give to trying out lesbianism. A gal needn't pretend to be a man just because she can't catch one. There are all kinds of skin care and cosmetic solutions for today's ugly gal.

[Didymus Much]

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I'm male...my avatar is of a girl.

Jesus don't play that.

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God."

[Uranium Fever]

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He wants you to get married to a good Christian man?

I'm male. So you just promoted same-sex marriage! jk


I can understand why you thought I was female, after all my avatar is of a girl.

[BrotherLarry]

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I have not yet determined your s-e-c-k-s. This makes it somewhat difficult for me to respond to you, but I am very happy you are here. This is the ONLY site where you will learn the truth about the Holy Bible, Jesus, and eternity. Yes, I said the ONLY one.


Our church believes in ministry to all people, because God would love to have a full table at the marriage supper of the Lamb. (1 Timothy 2:3-4) Your mention of being a half sodomite doesn't bear witness with science or nature, and this offends the Lord, who demands your complete devotion or else (Revelation 3:14-17). I would prefer not being spewed from the LORD's mouth - or anyone's. I would prefer that the LORD blesses me with solid food, since I am a True Christian(TM) who has gone beyond the milk stage (1 Peter 2:2). Still, no one likes a person who spits.


Video games are generally unhealthy for the young mind. This is not an area in which I am well-versed, despite my innate intelligence and natural wisdom. "Pong," which I understand is very popular, reminds me of "prong," which reminds me of the devil's barbed organ of copulation. I steer clear of any reference to that appendage, since I prefer eternity being fed by the most masculine and muscular of angels while leaning on Jesus' breast.


You've earned a spot on my prayer list. I hope you understand that our forums are not here to condemn anyone other than those that deserve condemnation; we are here to lead you to the truth and the Bible is the ONLY way to find it (John 17:17).


One more thing: Goodwill and the library and of course several stores sell a large-print edition of the King James Bible. This will help improve your relationship with God's Holy Word, and the result of that can only be a good one.


Diligently praying for your redemption,
BrotherLarry
Revelation 22:12

[Faith_Machine]

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Congratulations on still being a virgin! Did it occur to you that perhaps this is not by accident, but by design? That, perhaps, God is keeping you pure, because He plans to have you meet His son, Jesus Christ? And that once you've been saved, He wants you to get married to a good Christian man?

Isn't God wonderful!

[Didymus Much]

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I consider Jesus as a friend...

Why?

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend! I'd like to do God's work and talk to you about being a Christian. Jesus would not of led you here unless He felt like you'd be a 'fit' for Christianity. Don't you want to stop having strange men ejaculate in your nose?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well gays are often called sodomites, right? I'm bisexual, so therefore, I'm a half sodomite.

A useful confession - it shows that being queer is simply a life-style choice and that, if you simply behaved normally, you be like the rest of us.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Revelation 21:6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.

But what is thirst? Some people find their thirst assuaged in Adnan Oktar.

…I just find evil more interesting.

TRANSLATION UNNECESSARY

[Uranium Fever]

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You may pose questions. Now, it would be wonderful if you would also answer some:

• What is your relationship with Jesus?
• What is your relationship with the Bible?
• Have you read the Bible?
• If you have, what is your favorite verse?
• If you believe in Hell (based on your opening post), why would you waste your time on Earth orienteering deep into its bottomless pits instead of preparing for the eternal Fun and Games in Heaven?

Matthew 6:20
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

I consider Jesus as a friend.


I don't have a good relationship to the bible(most bibles have tiny font)


I have, but it's been awhile.


Revelation 21:6:And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.


And for your hell question, I just find evil more interesting. Like how some people want to know why serial killers are the way they are.

[Elmer G. White]

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Fair enough. Just thought I'd ask.

You may pose questions. Now, it would be wonderful if you would also answer some:

• What is your relationship with Jesus?
• What is your relationship with the Bible?
• Have you read the Bible?
• If you have, what is your favorite verse?
• If you believe in Hell (based on your opening post), why would you waste your time on Earth orienteering deep into its bottomless pits instead of preparing for the eternal Fun and Games in Heaven?

Matthew 6:20
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Uranium Fever]

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What would be the point to do something not related to Jesus?

Fair enough. Just thought I'd ask.